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Can anyone tell me if the gap has narrowed in the past few days? Thanks in advance. I need the information for science.

@a_skeleton_02, all ya gotta do to shut up the naysayers is post a pic of SJW chick with a funnel in her but. And don't be sloppy, make sure it's the same funnel we saw in the box of sex toys.

Followup to this. First off, it turned out we (my wife and I) already had an account on her computer and got in with no problem. Second, after failing at her password once, the password hint popped up and i was like "Honey, I've seen this before, what does it mean?" and she knew the PW. I...

Are there any good tools for windows password recovery? My Mother in law is coming over tonight because she forgot her password. I don't know what OS it has, but I'm sure it's windows 7 or newer. I used to have a password reset disk, but that was back in the NT/95 days.

This is my experience. It was due to a windows update and unplugging my wireless mouse allowed it to finish. Now that it's reloaded, go into update manager and turn off the updates as much as you can. They are fucking ridiculous. I only had options to defer updates until later and make it...

Crazy eyes and wicked smiles get you less time.

It doesn't even sound like you live in america.

There's another life in prison unless she's got a bangin bod. The article didn't say whether she was impregnated by the 15 yr old, or whether they were fucking while she was pregnant.

When did he say that? The last I remember hearing about the stars was when the crew went to find the old psychiatrist and they asked im "What did the stars say". The Dr, who wasn't really the doctor instead asked her "You love him, don't you?" There's no way jewfro knew what the Dr knew just...

I'm on the fuck needles train. Sewing needles, thumb tacks, knives, etc don't bother me, it's only syringes. I'm pretty sure it's because of the implications of being able to inject shit into you. I remember the first computer game I ever played, Wolfenstein 3D, there was an end level boss...

But to be honest, "cum on my tits", "cum on my face", and "cum in my mouth" are all pretty hot too. Hell, even "cum on my feet" is kinda hot.

"Don't cum in me" Just remembered that one. Cracked me up pretty good. Afterwards I was like, 'oh shit, I didn't hear you', but we both knew I heard her. That's the kinda thing that needs to be covered in the pre-job planning meeting.

My wife used to do her spanish revisions on her phone ( an app called duolingo or something like that) while I was going down on her. So I guess she was saying some funny things if you were listening in, but it didn't really make me laugh. "El tocadisco es decompuesta" Also, only times I had...

Will it be Extreme Moderation(tm)?

Fuck humanity. It had a good run.

Is that her way of breaking up or is that what passes for baby talk twixt the two of you? Doesn't quite have the punch of shitting on someone's new sheets.

You could read that? Even when I zoomed in it was unreadable because it got blurry.

Wasn't sure if I should necro this thread or start a new one, but @So Lost recommended a website I will probably check out (monex.com) and I'd like to hear if anyone knows if it's still a good place all these years later. Also, @Margo_sl 's dream shouldn't be lost. Anyway, my question is...

When my wife goes on a cleaning spree, my shit's getting thrown away. Ever since the time I ran out to the dumpster to retrieve some non garbage, I get a couple days to go through a pile before it's tossed. Worst part is if she cleans while I'm out of town, I don't get an extension. Hey...

Still would be worth it. You said you like sci-fi. It's a good sci-fi movie even if you get butthurt over the lack of jedi.

That's why it hurts when you hit it with your dick. I know I've had some ridiculous shit said to me in the sack because I love laughing during sex. But damned if I can remember any of them.

Season 2 is coming soon. I think it was the end of april.

The mayans played with human heads and had no rules. It was the spaniards who introduced the idea of penalties.

While this is true, this is how football was played for thousands of years. It's only recently that it was decided centers need a tutu because they touch the ball every play. You wanna know why canning the center wasn't a game changing problem all our lives? Because centers are tough...

I guess it's all about access. It's not that they think the sports books will fix games, but they might think some schmo with a gambling problem is more likely to get a job with the team and be tempted to do shit. I don't think it's a legitimate concern, but the appearance of impropriety is...

Yeah that's the common usage as I understand it. You become a porn milf when you get the bolt ons.

I usually can't understand them on account of all the screaming and the blood being diverted to my penis. Also, the pepper spray. You wouldn't think pepper spray would affect your hearing, but it does.

She's a JW or mormon? Someone asked how your mormon wife was doing and you didn't correct them. I'ts easier for me to believe JWs can forgive a shunning without the behaviour changing than mormons. Also, JW is an unfortunate name. I think they get some overflow jew hate.

Shunning process? I thought shunning just meant you never had anything to do with the person again. So mormons don't even have the wherewithal to stick with it? How long was the process and what did it entail?

Poll has no tomatoes option. OP is a faggot

hah, when they scrape the crumbs off the table, I feel like they're calling me a slob.

I was watching that chalkboard scene thinking magneto was his dad. Don't know where I got that, I thought someone had said it in this thread.

She's chubby. Life in prison.