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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Don't forget that they thought anakin was dead. So he wasn't really hiding luke from his dad, who might have gone back to tatooine for sentimental reasons. Just from the emperor who didn't know the kid existed, and tatooine was an insignificant hutt controlled planet anyway that he figured the...
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    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    I think it was card counting. She was good enough to keep track of the card even through all the shuffling. That's my guess, but I'm not sure, i didn't go back and look to see if she ever turned away. But, I did notice what I think penn and teller did, that she was concentrating really hard...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The more people that come out and accuse him, the less I believe the stories. It sucks because even if there are 5-10 women he did actually rape, those other 40 are just turning it into a ridiculous sideshow. Also, was slapping someone on the ass even sexual harassment in the 80's? I didn't...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You need to put the names of your whoores in your sig too gav.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wait for it. It's probably a pic from when she was 15.
  6. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Hell, until a few years ago (when he was caught biting that hooker or whatever) I didn't know they were married. I think it's because when I first heard of Kathy, I thought she was married to Regis and "Lee" was their last name.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    How old do I have to be before I can start telling kids to speak up? Been working with a guy for 2 weeks in a noisy environment (room full of servers) who mumbles. Apparently I'm a lip reader by the way. About half the time that I understood him, I don't know how I did it. Lip reading is...
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I fail to see how johnny's whormongering puts his kids in any real danger. I can get there with the possibility of infecting his wife again, but that's it.
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    My new Dating Pool

    If you go with the nut shot, remember to wash your knee thoroughly.
  10. Hoss

    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    I wasn't aware of that, but logically, I would assume it's to get tips on sucking dick. And it was glorious. I liked the Lady Chatterly movies better. The happy Hooker is the only other series I can remember from my childhood, but I think I only ever saw one of them. Oh and the bikini...
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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    I had perfect audio and every once in a while, a portion of the screen would clear up just enough to see a boob or an ass. I blame scrambled porn for my love of corny porn plots. That's pretty much all I had to jerk it to. At least until I found my dad's playboy stash. Never did it for me...
  12. Hoss

    Arrow

    Fuck, he should do that at the next debate. Maybe that's why they sicced a girl on him, because the guys were afraid of getting jacked.
  13. Hoss

    Defiance Season 3

    Finally got caught up. How many episodes left in the season? I was thinking when the series comes to an end, they need to come back to something like this, where nolan is being shipped off to be executed. Anyway, i really hope they don't jump the shark freeing him.
  14. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Did you have a good spot to dump the body, or is it still in your trunk?
  15. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It'd be pretty fucking funny if she was turning tricks in your car with the field hands while you were in those meetings.
  16. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I saw the facebook posts. I missed the proof of cheating. All I saw was that she should come over. At best that's proof that she jokes around about cheating.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Something like this.
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    Lemon Law - Vehicles

    Did you want a different bike, or your money back? With my Brother In law, they just gave him full value as a trade in, and he wound up with a different type of vehicle. He was actually still fucked a little IMO, but I can't remember how. It was probably that they didn't give him any credit...
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    College Football 2015-16

    Baylor is the only one that still floors me. At least TCU always had a halfway decent year and occasionally had a good one. I don't think Baylor won a single game in the big 12. If they did, it wasn't many. It took them a few years to get a conference win. I miss the SWC.
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    Lemon Law - Vehicles

    I have some second hand experience with it. I'll let you in on a dirty trick they can pull in my state. They describe the problem differently in the work order and are able to claim it hasn't been in for that exact same problem. Even giving them extra information can be interpreted as a...
  21. Hoss

    Arrow

    I see his point though. At least slade had a reason. Not only the death of shadow, but also because mirakuru drove him crazy, which wasn't his fault at all. I think the Dr on the island is a pretty good example of pure evil too, but even with him, he was looking for this miracle drug. Though...
  22. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Man, cinci fans sure are butthurt that their team doesn't get much press.
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    Rick and Morty

    Pretty sure I was one of the haters, but I think I've warmed up to it. Now I get to go back and watch all of season 1. So far I've just caught a few episodes here and there, and I think I've seen all of season 2 so far.
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    Arrow

    Slade had a noble goal in mind?
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Holy fuck. Conexis's answer to the latest receipt. They think it was a loan? Apparently dentist offices also offer lending and/or financial services. Whooda thunk it? I mean, you know, beyond the obvious financial agreement of "I'll pay you $100 to clean my teeth". "Lending and/or...
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hey now, I still have to defrag mine everytime EQ2 pushes another update.
  27. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Gravy Keepin shit on topic.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol I didn't even see the hookup comparison there.
  29. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Really? Holy shit he is rotting away in cincinatti. I assumed he was a rookie since I'd never heard of him.
  30. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You mean because they were too big? I didn't, but I did roll up my cuffs
  31. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like others alluded to. Maybe it's because there weren't a whole lot of gays walking around openly at our HS
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This one barely rustles my jimmies. It'll be a nice dialback from the conexis bullshit. Friend at work is selling some guns he inherited. He has no clue about guns, so I helped him figure out what they were worth by taking him to a guy I know from the gun club. He's got like 4 I'm...
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No, there's no insurance claim. It was cheaper for me to just pay for the dentist with flex money than to pay for the dental insurance the company offered. I did the same thing last year but TASC was running it and I had no problems whatsoever. They've responded to the latest receipt with...
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    Sports Rituals

    Ha ha thanks bro. Now I don't feel so dumb about taking a drink every other play for nearly a decade. I thought of another one. When shit gets real in the 4th quarter, I have to grab a football and start fidgeting with it while I pace around. But i gotta be careful, because if I drop it it...
  35. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I like the part where they acknowledge the league has the right to compel a search of the phones of NFL related personnel. Can we drop that argument now? What? Now YOU'RE being over the top!
  36. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Why? Is it because of his name? I clicked the link expecting it to be a chick or something. You seem to have forgotten about Switzer's ring.
  37. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    What has goddell done to make them money over and above what any other warm body would have done?
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The need for receipts isn't even what I'm bitching about now, that was last month. I can't believe they are allowed to suspend the fucking account. I mean shit, if I don't get it sorted out by the end of the year, then let me pay the taxes. The cumguzzlers shouldn't be able to deny access to...
  39. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sig material right there.
  40. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If he thinks his legacy isn't already sealed, then the delusions aren't limited to the fans in boston.