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That's understandable, condoms are such a hassle to carry around in your pocket/wallet.

It's decent. I'm not ecstatic that priests will have the ability to threaten flamestrike from turn 2 onwards. Maybe combo with corrupted healbot? I'm having trouble thinking of something beyond CoH(like that isn't enough). Flash Heal for a 3 mana 5 damage nuke?

Ugh, my company still has to support, to some basic level, Windows XP for our product.

Animated Armor was originally a neutral.

Why not? Yes, that specific combo is slow. But it shows how the card can be limiting to design space by giving something stealth permanently until it's in OTK range.

Did someone say sticky minions?

I'm pretty sure the Mazda 5 is being discontinued. Either way, grew up in a family of 7, I've had enough experience with vans to last a life time. I do appreciate the suggestions from everyone, it helped narrow down what to research and test drive.

Scaled Nightmare suggests that Master of Disguise will be nerfed. And I think they might nerf Ironbeak.

How do you emphasize a value gameplay over tempo without backsliding into bullshit cards like brawl or light bomb? Even flamestrike, in the current arena meta, I feel gets way too much value. Once you're past a certain amount of turns and wins, you're essentially always playing against...

Budget is probably low to mid 20's, can maybe go up to 30k. 3 people with maybe guests. Winter driving somewhat. We live in the NE but we're right near trucking routes, so they are plowed usually. We get by just fine 95% of the time with our previously mentioned cars, no snow tires. The...

Haven't bought a car in a long time. The wife and I are not sure what we want, we just know that her Accent(and likely my Civic) are not big enough for a family anymore. So, we're likely going to replace her Accent. Is there a website that compares major features, sizes, and dimensions...

I'm not sure fascination would the correct term. Preferred, maybe? The card variety is much higher while the game variety lower, both of which I like. It becomes (too?)easy to tell what the opponent is going to play on certain turns once you figure out what deck they are playing, which can...

Wouldn't surprise me if that's the case. If anything, competition seems to vary wildly based on day and time. This goes for constructed too, especially at the lower ranks. I've met some really odd decks on constructed when going through ranks 15 to 10 on the weekend before bedtime. Same with...

False equivalencies. Poor assumptions. Ham-fisted insults. But not really insults, guys. Shit, I'm missing "My wife is so much more awesome than yours" for the Phazael Post Bingo.

Arcane nullifier is only one attack off a senjin. Though, I'll admit that "only one attack" may be disingenuous at the 4 drop. Wish I had a better minion to directly compare to Big Soggy.

Does the combo of taunt, untargetable, and high health eat up a bunch of the card's budget?

Sounds like a fun weekend. What's the problem?

Where does the depravity bottom out?

Shit...why didn't you warn me 5 years ago? I've already had to move on to scat porn.

Turn 1 Haunted Creeper light!

Lyrical, in a mad attempt to increase his sexual longevity, stimulated his penis with two magic wands for hours at a time, multiple nights a week.

I don't think anyone is recommending lyrical's course of action. He probably did some permanent nerve damage with that much abuse.

One dude crashes his car because he was going 90 in a 25, so you're going to walk to work now?

It is intense, that's why I suggested dampening it somehow. My wife holds it about an inch away from her clit when using it. I still recommended it in spite of that because I couldn't think of a good alternative. I've just never been impressed by anything that runs on a couple batteries. I...

Why stop there? What levels of arbitrary manliness can we set so that you are the only one that can obtusely humble brag about getting laid on the internet? 2 AM? 4 AM? No sleep at all?

Unless she's extremely sensitive, just get a magic wand. And even if she is, you can still work around the sensitivity issue. No direct contact, wrap a sock/panties around it, buy some of the attachments. I can understand something the size of the magic wand can be forboding. Shit's worth...

lol? Buggy releases is what they're known for.

Hormone imbalance from pregnancy has finally righted itself and life has returned to "normal"? Have you been complaining to her about your job as much as you do to us? I'd be suspicious of the Code Red though...don't you have diabetes?

Of course not. But they have to at least seem redeemable. It's an inherent quality from being a legendary.

I like Spreading Madness in the situations mentioned. I can't help but think there's a slight zoo synergy in Imp Gang Boss, but I'm pretty sure the spawned imps become targets immediately. Yogg is hilariously bad. Have we had an expansion yet with two insta dust legendaries?

Sure, but you're also a guy that vacationed in some dude's butthole.

My wife likes to add oregano and white wine, but that's pretty much the same recipe as Brutul mentioned. We almost always cook it with meatballs or sausage too. The fat helps round off the rough edges from all those acidic tomatoes. Then, at the end, after cooking for at least half a day...

The only thing I'll regret is posting on this message board instead of fucking or sleeping.

Thanks, those are some good options.

Anyone know of a way to buy packs through the Amazon coin deal in a relatively easy manner? Stupid fucking bug that has persisted for almost a year prevents you from installing Hearthstone from Amazon's app store and the bnet authenticator from Google Play(only place its offered) on the same...

I would say it's the pregnancy thing but masturbation doesn't help with that. Directly, at least.

Those parties are a waste of time regardless of your preferences or who is attending. They are glorified sales pitches meant to abuse friendship so you aren't as offended that someone just sold you a shitty vibrator and lube.

What are good looks for if not pussy?

They should make it summon 3 random animal companions. Because RNG.

So close! 12/10 effective worth of stats for 8 mana, 5 of which can charge? Not bad. Not sure hunter has the support to do control. Saw some reno hunters in ladder about a month ago and the meta squashed it pretty hard.