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  1. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anyone have experience with this? I have a neighbor that used to post pictures all the time of these hot blondes from Russia or Ukraine that were his "girlfriends". Nothing ever came of any of them though, which makes me wonder if these chicks think they're coming to the US to be some rich...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, but if you're using it to make smoothies you still wasted your money.
  3. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you really though? I have a blender that I bought at walmart for $50 like 10 years ago and I put stuff in it and it gets blended. I'm not the heaviest blender user, but I can't imagine what a vitamix is doing that makes it so amazing other than some good marketing. Of course the people I...
  4. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I am boycotting Chipotle because of their fear mongering ad campaigns about GMOs and antibiotics. Also the closest one is 3 hours away.
  5. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Pretty much better than I expected on all fronts. The defense looked good. Aaron Lynch looked a bit Aldon Smith-like and it wasn't just those white sleeves he was wearing. The new corners had a good game as did Brock. Bowman getting hit in the nuts made my heart stop. On the offensive...
  6. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The jerseys are awful, but the latex body suits the cheerleaders are wearing aren't all bad.
  7. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can provide therapy for this problem. I'm not going to divulge all of my secrets, but the general idea is that I tie you naked and spread eagle out in the yard with a picture of your wife and this other chick suspended above you and any time you look at the other chick I kick you in the nuts...
  8. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The little explosion graphic showing the score is perfectly timed with it as well.
  9. BrutulTM

    Company Raises It's Minimum Wage to $70,000 and All Hell Breaks Loose

    Listen to these condescending cunts. Go fuck yourself.
  10. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Denver's Defense looked fucking badass. I predict a lot of fantasy owners trying to trade Peyton Manning for Alex Smith and a lot of quarterbacks having nightmares about Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware this week.
  11. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Apparently no one gets to pass against the Broncos this year, but it just evens things out because they can't pass either.
  12. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I rule at predicting scores. I wonder if St. Louis hanging 34 points on the Seahawks means Chancellor gets paid next week.
  13. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I accept this correction.
  14. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Games that will be interesting in week 1: Green Bay @ Chicago - because lol @ bears KC @ Houston - Two teams that are good on paper this year. Will they be good in real life? Indy @ Buffalo - High powered Indy offense vs. allegedly bad ass Buffalo defense. Miami @ Washington -...
  15. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They were still saying that before the superbowl last year. I was like "you guys won the superbowl last year, literally everyone believed in you this season".
  16. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It wasn't a bad movie, but it sure as hell didn't deserve to be nominated for best picture.
  17. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a pumpkin pie blizzard last year based on recommendations in this thread. It taught me not to follow recommendations in this thread.
  18. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Wouldn't it be ironic if Brady blew out his knee in this game and all the Pats fans were like "If only they had gone through with the suspension!"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't. You can be a snob about anything, but if it's coffee, I am more than happy to drink it.
  20. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    That 3D touch thing just sounds to me like something that is going to happen all the fucking time when you don't want it to.
  21. BrutulTM

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Yeah, Steve/Apple always shit on things that they weren't doing until they did them.
  22. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    God damn it. I hate it when people do that. Of all the things I don't care about, random poster's football picks are one of them.
  23. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would get in trouble when I immediately pulled up facebook on my phone to see said slutty dress every time she said that.
  24. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm going with the Colts personally. I like Andrew Luck and Gore needs a superbowl ring.
  25. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Black coffee is kind of like beer. You just have to drink a few cups before you start enjoying it. It's really worth doing just because it makes your life so much easier if you can just have your coffee and not worry about whether people are going to make it right or how many calories it has.
  26. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    A hunter gave me some grouse breasts the other day so I cut them up into strips and sauteed them with some mushrooms, onions, and garlic. Then dumped in a cup of rice and a can of chicken stock and enough water to finish the rice and seasoned it with pepper and soy sauce. It was pretty good...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You should eat your 100 nuggets in the middle of a vegan gathering of some sort while naked and covered with pig's blood. I'm sure that would get you a ton of views on youtube.
  28. BrutulTM

    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    African Cichlids are awesome, but as you know, there are 50,000,000 species of them and a lot of people want a specific one. As an African cichlid guy, I would love it if more stores carried them (aside from the obligatory tank just labeled "African cichlids" with 6 random fish of unknown...
  29. BrutulTM

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    It rustles my jimmies when people say Jobs was a great engineer. He was a great marketer and businessman, but contributed little to nothing on the technical side from what I can tell.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Of the 49ers final 53 man roster, 24 players are either in their first or second year in the league. It may not be a good team, but at least the draft picks are making the team!
  31. BrutulTM

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Yeah, so Steve was still taking credit for his work in building the first apple. Woz would have probably made it open source and given it to the world for some other business shark like Jobs to exploit.
  32. BrutulTM

    Gold: Panning, Prospecting, Treasure Hunting

    But your nails are pristine?
  33. BrutulTM

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Didn't Wozniak do that?
  34. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It is pretty terrible, but in this case I think the article is worth reading. Very well researched and written. Seriously though, who in the fuck thinks it's okay to have autoplaying video WITH audio on every fucking page?
  35. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    I don't think I would sit down with any phone in my back pocket. I did break the screen on my kindle by mistake that way but I think it's generally a bad idea regardless of the size of the device?
  36. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Great post man, keep it up!
  37. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You appear to be responding to a lot of shit that I didn't say.
  38. BrutulTM

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I find it odd that you linked a SBnation article about an ESPN article instead ofthe ESPN article itself. That is a pretty damn good read and it's nice to remember that beyond all the rival team trash talking Bill Belichick really is a cheating scumbag and there is little to no chance that...
  39. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    Bullshit. A 7" tablet easily fits in the back pocket of a regular pair of jeans.
  40. BrutulTM

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    You just run HD Netflix 24/7 on 3 TVs or what?