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Or like, add new cards that change the dynamic of the game rather than continuously tweak the same pool over and over and over and over and over.

I love console hipsters. Who else would pay good money for a non-functional Atari Jaguar, non-functional IntelliVision with talk module, and all the piles of easily emulatedgamesI've sold on eBay the last couple years? And be happy to get that crap? Shine on you crazy diamonds.

If I have to put down my money to see something that turns out to be terrible I want it to be Guardians of the Galaxy.

If you start flipping through the block it's not bad with Apocalypse being especially spicy. Vindicate, Phyrexian Arena, Mystic Snake, Spirit Monger, Spectral Lynx, Fire/Ice. It just gets overshadowed by Rebels. edit - gah, Prophecy is where the Fading enchanments like Parallax Tide and...

I'm sorry, did you mean Ice Age/Alliances/Cold Snap? Overall that's an awkward time in MtG's history. Fallen Empires was crap, 4th Edition took away most of the good stuff of Revised while still having Laces and other unplayables, Chronicles was mega printed and unpopular with long time...

The dragons come back! Or the goblins discover MLP and become bronies and the entire third expansion is about them and their eradication. Curse you Mark Rosewater!

I had a great deal of fun during Urza Block but it actively hurt the game of Magic. It ruined Standard for months and months while simultaneously shitting on all of the other formats it was legal it. There was an entire season of block constructed that forced a bunch of bans and then forced a...

WE ARE RETURNING TO KAMIGAWA WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT If I can't ninjitsu out an Ink-Eyes at some point in the new block I am going to be very, very disappointed.

Return to Kamigawa. Duh. Also Horsemanship

I wish I could quit you.

I'm going to tell a story. When I went back into college after my time in the United States Army after learning how to rig explosives and lay mines and barbed wire (which I'm legit good at, btw. I could put together a 10 row that would stop a tank) I majored in Criminal Justice and then later...

Of course it applies. You are crying to the whole world about how unfair things are and perpetuating a culture of victim hood that strangles ambition and drive in its crib. Oh the horrid unfairness of it all! Let's all be misanthropic cynics and bemoan our stage in life. Can anyone lend me some...

Itsa me, Grimsark! Start at about 22 minutes. Not a fan of Stefan overall but I really,reallylike that specific line of reasoning.

My god, it all makes sense now. When I'm a geezer and the language no longer makes sense I'm going with 100% 90's kid lingo. RADICAL DUDES

Baby, just accept that the lizard patriarchy gets what it wants. And this lizard wantsyou.

One for Mist and all the other sexy black ladies. In the forum fan fiction I'm writing you are a sexy black lady so just roll with it. Sexy.

Still, all things considered...

Everyone under the umbrella provided by the white male oligarchy should thank their lucky stars they get to be in the shade it provides. It's a whole gigantic pile of rape aids and dysentery everywhere else.

I don't care who is arguing what! If I'm to shoulder all the blame in history for the color of my skin than I choose to own the positives as well. Son, we live in a world that has white bitches, and those white bitches have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You...

No really,get fucking carried. Oh, you don't like the direction we have driven the world? Too fucking bad. You are welcome to move your ass to China or Haiti or Somalia where Mean Ol' Honky won't do you any harm. I'd chose to stay in the most advanced society in the history of the world...

Get carried, nerds. My backpack's big enough for your noob asses. I'm probably playing too much League of Legends.

FUUUUUUCK Fine, swap me with whatever first round draft pick for any sport that just signed a 10+ million dollar contract that is also black.

I'll trade places with Bruno Mars on the spot, Magic Forum Genie. He looks like I want to look. He fucks like I want to fuck. He is smart, capable, and free in all the ways that I am not.

First Louis CK and now Chris Rock. These guys arecomediansguys. They telljokes.

I think we should change topics to thin privilege.

I understand what Tanoomba is about but I feel like we really walked into a bucket of super crazy with Mist. I have never seen someone acknowledge the divide and conquer strategy while continuing to enforce divides.

Again, the very idea that you can group up every single person of fair skin into one gigantic homogenous group isfucking clownshoes.

It doesn't fucking matter! Do you think that I share anything in common with Jamie Dimon other than the completely superficial? Or that my great grandparents shared anything other than species with John Pierpont Morgan? Your enemy isn't men you fucking derp. Your enemy is bankers.

The experiment is cute but the guy is a fucking moron for making that joke. Yeah, the Wallstreet protests were aboutjealously.They weren't at all about the Federal Reserve handing out billions and billions of dollars every month to banks for years, subsidized losses/privatized gains, JP Morgan...

Wait now, the "Outsider Male" archetype is just as much a reality as being "The Authority" or "The Professional." I'm not going to go dig them up on Google but there have been a whole slew of the same kind of shit regarding fathers in the U.S. and their children. A crying kid and a male...

Dude, learn your history. Europe didn't ever divide itself along strong racial lines. Everyone was white and it was fine. They always fought about other shit than race and racial history. Race never entered into any disputes because they were all white. An Irishman like Louis CK would travel...

Actually, the current social construction of "white" is not the same as it has always been. It used to be far, far narrower.

Look, white women have this really good thing going on where the bask in all the privileges provided by their masculine counterparts combined with getting to classify themselves as minority and accepting zero blame for any of the shit their men do that they told them to do. All the benefits of...

There it is again, this separation of white women from the white racial distinction. White women are fuckingmega-privilegedand somehow they get to stand on the outside with the minorities? Fuck all that. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing minorities that white women were...

Aw shit Pooksie Boo, you done messed up. You think I'm saying that men have it harder. You actually think that is my argument. Here everyone is prattling on about genderthisand racethatwhen what everything thing comes down is money. The financier class of this little oligarchy we've got going...

Incarceration rate, prison population, homelessness, suicide, work place related deaths, live expectancy, divorce court, child custody, alimony, forced conscription, and so on and so forth. And hey, the United States is the only country in the world where more men are raped than women.

This is all just a plot for the mega-privileged (white women) to deflect attention away from their selves and come off as oppressed minorities when the fact is that the entire world turns for they and they alone.

Counterplay is one of their buzzwords along with toxic gameplay, negative patterns, and anti-fun that don't serve any useful function or have much meaning at all. Most of that article can be reduced down to "we are nerfing shit based on being used at the highest levels of competitive play"...

I want her to be a bruisery top and not a pokey mid, damn it!

I thought he was savvily referring to the fact that almost every car these days already has a GPS installed.