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If she (or you) aren"t out within a week, someone is a dumbass.

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Who uses default page settings? WAT

You"re about the last person that should be telling anyone else to stop posting.

True, but a lot of people can"t just jump into a relationship with someone that they aren"t attracted to either. I know I can"t, and every time I meet a woman who is fun to be around to the point that we can be friends, yet I"m not attracted whatsoever, it"s somewhat sad. And it"s a two way...

Confirmed internet faggot dating a supermodel right here. You"re cute. Like a 9yo wearing his father"s shoes.

Honestly though, that"s part of the reason that this whole escapade is lulz worthy. How many women look A+ w/o makeup? What woman has never had a bad complexion? And correct me if I"m wrong, but I didn"t think she took the pic, nor was she the one that posted it in the first place. There are...

What? I thought I was the only one.

^^ I was going to say something along these lines. I look at it like this. If she doesn"t go, then it isn"t your fault. If she starts crying that you go places w/o her, tell her to STFU. You offer, she refuses. It is then her fault, clearly. Don"t just stay at home to ho-hum with her. I...

How old is she? From my own experience you"ll hear this when people are young and aren"t ready for that kind of life. Work > Fun is part of being an adult. Some people have a hard time with that - I"m probably one of them lol. I"ve actually thought about looking for a career in the gaming...

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And so it begins

lol

Right now I"m wondering how many highlighters she could stick in her nose.

Those damn women! /shakes fist

Ah, the old"woman"s work"personal attack never goes out of style. OH WAIT

Might need Tyen to measure this for us. SCIENCE

I dunno, I don"t think of this when I look at Trex.

LOL, who was it that was talking about doing that? I can"t remember.

Well, I"ve seen profiles where women don"t want men 5 years older than they are, where they specify weight, all kinds of bizarre fucking shit. For their sake I hope that those women find someone quickly, because they are going to find out that they can"t be quite as picky when they pass 30...

I do have to say that no matter the drama or /facepalms in my own dating life, I always feel like a champ after reading this thread. Seriously, wutdo.

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my dear number 2, what I"ve been assessing is that banning this Jim guy would be quite a blessing

First time I"ve ever seen "Assessing" used as a noun.

You guys better be nice to Jim, he plays Maple Story.

Why is it every time someone mentions your father, you suddenly start talking about fucking? Also, do you wear yoga pants?

Like your father saying"I love you, son?"

He probably spent the night telling her about his history of phat loots, and mentioned "beads". She probably thought he was being kinky and got aroused. Boy, is she in for a shock when he clarifies what they really are.

On the estimation topic, from what I"ve seen in my view from the trenches, it can be a high stress position that can really screw a company over. Right now I feel for American employers in construction. Some companies are bidding at or below costs simply simply so they can keep working, while...

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Seriously? Maybe the military exposed me to a lot of different people. A lot of the black guys I knew had serious problems with shaving, especially on the neck. I used to think that I had a problem with ingrowns and shaving too close, but there was no comparison. Some of the guys would get it...

LOL @ milk in bags

So you spray baby batter in thick ropy strings all over the place? Does Tyen know?

Jizzuming? How would you know what "jizzuming" feels like? #confirmedTyenalt

That"s a tiny hand, that"s like #Trexsized.

It"s extremely difficult to just meet people and hook up unless you speak the language or know somebody. Not knowing the local language and just showing up as a tourist on a limited time schedule will drive your chances down to nothing, and 99% of the play you would get would be from working...

Be careful of splinters.

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Like that will last long lol.

Yes, because I was somehow totally serious and thought Trex might push you over the edge... ... ...