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I think he may have decided to try to avoid this thread. ...IHATEspunk. <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sNyj4FV56JY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> God, this joke makes me feel old. FML

You got spunk.

So wait...your brain is a vagina? Are you maneuvering for a"mindfuck"joke somehow?

P.S. Galiem, fix yo shit, son!! lulz

Also, the funniest part of you quoting me and answering me (besides writing 3 posts one after another that all basically said the same thing, poorly) is that you had to have deleted my camouflaged text, yet you answered me as if I had asked that seriously. I"m tickled somewhat, because you would...

You cut me deep bro.

Shelley on a serious note, have you talked to Galiem lately? I want to make sure that he didn"t go off himself. ...without setting up a camera first.

A name is all that I"d need, I just didn"t want to have to pore through hundreds of pages to find it. I"ve also been thinking of starting a thread in one of the forums, not screenshots, to pick people"s brains on the best ways to set something up, just have to decide what the most appropriate...

Zeste, how"s that buyout of my holdings held under Screamco? and KMC (Kegkilla Multinational Conglomerate)? I think I have a lot to offer ZesteCo?, and that I would mesh well with ZestCo"s? entire line of forum products.

You know...itstillreads as though you gave yourself an alphabet enema and then shat all over your post. It goes beyond "typos" and into the realm of"I aren"t retard". One thing that I"ve never understood is the daytime shows like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. I"ve always wondered how people...

Maybe you are, but I"m a Screamco? product.

Wait, no, who remembers "Salad Fingers"? You know odds are there have to be some parralels. "I like it when the red water comes out..." I bet you do, Gali...er, Shell...er, whoever... <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390"...

Wait, are you calling me a Jew?

Christ. You really don"t owe us shit. In the first place, you probably shouldn"t have started this thread for her to even find. There was no need to make this thread even back then, which is fucking"Goliath long". And even when Shelly tracked this down, you could have (should have!) just said...

This is part of your problem, right here. Oh, we aren"t heartless bastards that drown cats (heaven forbid). If I knew Shelley IRL I"d probably feel sorry for her. But you know what? It isn"t my responsibility to adopt every orphan or go around righting every wrong, and while her situation is a...

Welp, today must be a "No Med" day, huh? Galiem, I"m fine with my flaws, I can admit them freely. Where we differ is that I have the common sense not to go onto the internet and spill my life story. Oh, I"ve told"stories"here...like the time I was drunk, had my fingers chewed to the bone by a...

Listen you idiotic mentally handicapped fuckstick, you don"t come here and start threads specifically to create some sort of internet soap opera, and then get to whine and cry when you get shit on as a result. It"s obvious you have a self image issue; you prance around here or reddit and who...

Galiem are you a juggalo, by chance?

You realize I hope the irony of you calling someone else a redneck when at your rather young age you already have 4 children by multiple mothers, are an adulterer (quibble if you want but separation...lol), have been homeless living under a bridge while running away from gangs of homeless...

Almost sounds like she"s taunting you. If you don"t cut the fucking cord you"re going to be a giant blubbering mass by the time she"s done mindfucking you. Or, more accurately, after you"re done mindfucking yourself. She"s only able to make you miserable because you are LETTING her make you...

I don"t know, maybe she had a room full of monkeys mashing on their keyboards until they got lucky? That"s a more likely scenario that her knowing wtf she is talking about as well. Just imagine if there was an"INFINITE SHELLEY THEOREM" Anyhoo, now that I"m thinking about monkeys. Think...

You know I wondered that as well, I was thinking that maybe this was some sort of well laid plan to emulate and outdo Millie. But christ, where do you get the actors from this at? Is there a 1-800 number for renting trolls? Though Galiem has been an extra in movies and is pretty high on the...

Though some of this shit makes no sense to me. Like this stuff, Was Shelley and Galiem tag-teaming Reddit? It"s like they were posting as random posters with no connection, when wouldn"t they have had to keep swapping out at the computer to make alternating responses? Or is Galiem just making...

I"ll say this for Galiem, he was right when he told Shelley to not literally paste her shit EVERYWHERE POSSIBLE ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS. You literally can"t throw a rock without hitting 26 different shitty mcshit websites that she has accounts on. It"s fuckingUNREAL. She has so much personal...

Well to be fair I can"t blame her, I mean who would have guessed that she would find love on a vampire personals page?

Dr. Aychamo: What exactly is"...my placenta separating"? Is that badly worded "I am not retard" for Placental Abruption, or is it more like separating an egg yolk from the egg white by having sex while pregnant? I have a monstrous medical manual from the 1950s, maybe I should go check that.

Yeah it"s just so much stupidity to take in, and that"s if you believe the stories. So much of this sounds like utter bullshit, but who knows, maybe they really are this fucked up? And as to the 9/25 deal, Galiem started this thread on 9/27, supposedly 2 days after she slept with him in the...

I suggest coffee and weed, together, 24/7. Of course I"m no doctor, and I"d also suggest to you sterilization as well. This is where I think you have some sort of huge mental disconnect. You repeatedly justified your relationship with her even after revealing that your reasons for being with...

Wait a minute Aychamo, I make incredibly long posts as well...is there something wrong with me? I don"t fuck midgets though, FWIW.

What does that say aboutYOURself-image? Wakandan, you dumb. Much how I"m sure others wish you would straighten up, stop the poor me shit, and get some help before you wind up with a woman who really is every bit the piece of shit you makes your exes out to be. Stop being a hypocrite lol. You...

Wait, why was she in the hospital having sex? I mean...I don"t even...whats" that, like after week 16? Potentially as long as weeks 18 or 19 depending on when in May? Now I know that you "can" have sex during pregnancy, but with your pregnancy Shelly? With the worries and concerns? And besides...

Not sure what to think about this, frankly. Is this kind of shit safe to be posting ANYWHERE on the internets? You think this is safe being posted here, in a small corner of the forums where we hide our crippled posters like people under the stairs? You"re just lucky it"s not Caturday yet, my...

It"s like she was DESTINED to be the Queen of the "Shaw! Unless you are about to reveal to us that you live in Louisiana and your last name is Shaw as well, I think that"s unlikely but I can hope can"t I?

Is it merely a coincidence that they both spell the same way...or is it something...MORE?

Shelly kind of reminds me of Sam in that in almost every picture, she"s got that same grin going. I could imagine her being fed feet-first into a chipper-shredder, and having that same grin on until the very end.

"BEHOLD, THE CYCLE CONTINUES!" Good thing we have cesarean births nowadays. Shelly should be thankful for advances in modern medicine.

To me, amidst all of this confusion, that sounds more plausible. Perhaps she was too embarrassed to tell the hospital that there even COULD have been another father. What I find curious though is that she seems to be going to an awful lot of trouble to sidestep that though, rather than simply...

Lollipops. She pays them in Lollipops.

But isn"t that pointless to argue if he HAD to be put on the birth certificate regardless? Isn"t he the one that is on the birth certificate right now? It"s either...EITHER!

Rock or cock?