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  1. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Why cotton balls with alcohol instead of a chimney starter?
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    Rick and Morty

    Sea cows are extinct?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Congratulations @Noodleface. When are you due?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Gavinrad has always felt like a pony inside.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If the robot has the body of EDI and is voiced by Tricia Helfer, bring on the robosex.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    My guess is that the plot will follow SG:A just a bit too much. And instead of Sheppard and McKay fart jokes, you get SJW hamfistedness.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    @Zaphid Sovereign was the reaper in the first game.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Addons are a crutch! I like the additional complexity and functionality that addons provide for the game, but Blizzard has done a horrible job of both designing the game some base expectation of their usage and their half-assed integration of some of them. Back when I leveled a panda to 20 for...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What has trollface done to earn that kind of respect?
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    Hearthstone

    Looks similar to the Kun/Aviana/C'Thun deck I saw once in a while in last week's brawl.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you want the nice answer, just accept that you're attractive. If you want the overthinking answer, the waitress picked the only choice that would make all three of you happy. And of course, it could have been both.
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    Poll Do you like the stories and dialogue in games?

    Vampire with giant titties is best vampire. Same shit that made Skyrim great.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's all in the delivery and context. I'm sure you'd react differently if it was some female's large rack she wanted to suck instead.
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    Must Have Software

    How did you measure that it's slowing down load times? I thought the whole point was to block certain things from loading, thus indirectly improving load times.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At that point, what the cheating pussy offers is basically not those negatives.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much. Pussy would need to be literally throwing itself at me for me to cheat. Probably (much)bigger tits too. I ain't cheating on my wife for the same size tits. Or she lets me pee in her ass funnel.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Doesn't ignore pain work 100% on magic damage currently?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife, job, kid, house AND a mistress? I ain't got time for that shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have you tried freebasing oyster juice?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I don't see any butter cookies.
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    Hearthstone

    Yes, that's definitely a bigger problem than single decks being out of balance. Midrange still has a niche with dragon priest, dragon warrior, and midrange shaman. Despite hating priest, I'd pick dragon priest as my favorite standard deck if standard was worth playing currently. Grind is just...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell your wife you're going to have to return the midget sectional.
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    Hearthstone

    OP as fuck = 51.5% win rate? Pirate warrior isn't much fun to play against but they're only a tad bit out of balance. Aggro shaman is approaching a win percentage that's too high. What kind of meta do you guys want?
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    Hearthstone

    Tempo and curve generally are the same. But with the higher card variation in arena, playing on curve does not exactly mean great tempo. That's why I used the different terms.
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    Hearthstone

    I'll take a tempostone with higher card variation over the curvestone and rock/paper/scissors that is standard.
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    Smartphones

    Wasn't true when I was on their plan.
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    Smartphones

    Shouldn't Mr. Firmware love flashing his phone?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is she even on BC? If not, sex once a week is a deal breaker for me. That is, in the context of you knowing she doesn't even want it that often. Nothing worse than a begrudging pity fuck. My wife and I will sometimes go more than a week without sex but for other reasons. Usually stemming...
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    Hearthstone

    I haven't run into Astral Communion Druid yet, so I can't just the power of that one. Pirate Jade Shaman does pretty well, I've only lost to a Druid who just barely got to ramp into Aviana + Kun. Since most people are playing Tempo Mage, Grim Patron Warrior is back! It's so fun to watch...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Have at thee!
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    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    He did pretty well when Stewart was filming that movie no one saw.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When is sex not an emergency?
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    Hearthstone

    It do.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    There aren't any really great Hydra builds right now. Cube wands for an ancient aether walker and you should be able to solo T13 in under 5 minutes. Might not even need to be ancient. Come to think of it, I think I did mine with an ancient aether walker but my cubed weapon was an orb of...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    It being...?
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    Smartphones

    Do shitty people buy apple product or does buying apple products make you a shitty person?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Barb should be able to solo TX under 2m with a good outdoor map.
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    How much income is enough?

    You need to up your dicking around skills. True professionals can dick around anywhere. Open-walled cubicles, the lab, other people's computers, you name it.
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    Poll Would you play this?

    qwerty just trying to scare everyone away from some new EQ emu so he can have all to himself. Don't fall for his trap!
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    Hearthstone