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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm deep diving into the table tonight. Last night I cleared out all the random shit she's been stuffing into my office
  2. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I like it to an extent... I just don't know how it's supposed to hold interest until November
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah man the table is of high quality. You can tell by all the paperwork and clothing it can hold
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why not both "Please organize this table while I paint Hawaii on your back"
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wouldn't mind a foursome arrangement with another couple. As long as the dude isn't busting in my wife it could work out to everyone's favor
  6. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    And you can only do them once a week
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He could write a scene where a bunch of kids get lost in the sewers and have a gang bang to refocus. Just spitballing
  8. Noodleface

    It (2017)

    Hwo the fuck did you see 8 movies in 10 days. There isn't even anything out
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife has that shit too. Backlogged stuff about donations, or putting something up in the house. I tell her my mind is just not wired to think about some of that stuff, but if she tells me I'll do it. It's like cleaning for her, it just isn't there in her mind.
  10. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Dude I watched that match live alright
  11. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Our first son decided he wanted to start climbing while my wife was watching him and I was in the shower. Was cool to come out and see him on the third step to upstairs as my wife came running full speed and caught him as he fell off
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    How in the everloving fuck can there possibly be this many fucking PvP hotfixes week after week? What the fuck
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Kelly's Roast Beef - Wikipedia
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I loved gremlins
  15. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    My office has like 40 year old fuckin shit chairs
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have them. The gloves aggravate the condition just as bad. She has the worst eczema I've ever seen and no doctor has ever given her anything that works. She actually gets large pustules under her skin..
  17. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah the 930 gear is sexy
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dishes are a matter of contention. She has extreme eczema that breaks out in soapy water so I have to do them. It's whatever. But she complains if I don't do them daily and sometimes getting home late at night and she's bitching and all I can think I's "none of this is from me!!!!" She stays on...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You guys gotta stop with this EQ shit
  20. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Just sound lame to me. Just like portal.farming but now with raid bosses attached
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thankfully my wife is pretty appreciative of being allowed to be a full time stay at home mom. I'm glad she's raising our kids. I just wish she'd clean shit up. I'm not super high income but I'd guess my salary is above average for my area It's not even trash, just clutter as you saw
  22. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I had to take chi torpedo off my bar during krosus because at least two times I suicided off
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok the paper plates things and sweeping would be mildly insulting if I were over someone's house. As equally insulting as brushing aside random shit on a table.for them to have a place
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd prefer your wife man. I'm having anxiety about this shit. The worst is when she invites people over. Even if I don't know or like them I get anxiety because of how it looks. I'll do anything in my power to not be home.
  25. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Sure thing MONEY BAGS
  26. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    WiFi control.might not be bad. Shiiiit I forgot to run the dryer. CLICK. No problem
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not sure why he stopped playing. We invited him and got it done, never complained. We've had a lot of return players that instantly quit though so it's not surprising
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    Parent Thread

    Cherish the moments when they can't run. Especially when they can't run full speed into metal objects at head height
  29. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    He joined us for mythic EN and his dps was pretty bad comparitively but at the time he hadn't played for like 8 months
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    DH are actually pretty good dps but everyone that plays them FUCKING SUCKS
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    All I'm saying is I went on my lock and we one shot it alright
  32. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Third island, ak42, invasion points
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I'm like 225-235 depending on how many burgers I've consumed and I've never broken a chair or anything. Well.. once in the lab at school. That was embarrassing
  34. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Do you guys do springboards into your chairs? I've had the same Staples $100 special for like 12 years
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know how I'm being hard on her. Venting here? Sure. But it's not like im walking around the house bemoaning about my lack of getting laid. If anything I act supportive about it
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    Parent Thread

    Your kid is looking at you like "wtf dad"
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Usually our sex life is healthy, but the doctor banned it for the duration of the pregnancy and now she's "not ready", whatever the fuck that means
  38. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    That chair doesn't look worth 2000. What the fuck
  39. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    But they look fucking stupid. Am I the only one that thinks that?
  40. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Had to take a break from tanking for awhile. KJ burned me out, and still continues to do so.