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I fucking lost it this afternoon. It wasn't reasonable, and I regret it. Whenever my wife takes on a project around the house it immediately turns into my project. She starts, then needs help, then disappears. This has happened a lot. Dozens of times. And I told her she was manipulating me to do...

Your hair is majestic.

Amazing. Look at this place.

Dude, take it to the adult forums.

Indiana is just killing it this year. But they'll have a slip, and everyone will say "see! I told you they're not good." Which is bullshit. Notre Dame had a decisive win, but they still allowed Purdue to score 30. Notre Dame defense sucks the balls of a donkey. I hate it when LSU wins, because...

I really don't enjoy baseball. And this was just plain rude. Surely Amod can slap Regime with a ban for uttering such hurty words. Please, my fee-fees are in turmoil.

Notre Dame's defense if fucking hilariously bad. Purdue is shit, but scoring points against the Irish. Notre Dame is not a top 25 team this year. This game is just pissing me off.

Everyone has a plane parking spot? Wow.

I love cats.

Outback. Duh.

Nostalgia.

Add the frozen sprite lemonade thing to drink and you're good.

My daughter bought a house! Did it on her own, didn't even dip into the funds I've provided her. It's near where her job is, it's a real job, like a career job. She moved in a few days ago, and she just sent me pictures. She and a friend put up 12 sheets of drywall to finish up a bedroom space...

Never cooked my own steak before. Koushirou, welcome to a better part of your life. And that looks delicious. Tell me next time and I'll come eat with you.

Jeeze. People used to spend a lot of time and ozone on their hair.

I knew you liked wieners.