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Shopaloticus Terminus.

Right, but I wasn't woke when I was 13!

In Phantasy Star 2, at the end, when you realize the bad guys are the surviving Earthlings looking for a new planet after the destruction of Earth. Then your party said "fuck it" and attacks them, knowing they're going to die regardless. That shit blew my 13 year old mind! Now it would just look...

What if she's pegging you with a titty shaped dildo?

We're all confusing submissive with gay. If you let a woman peg you, you aren't gay. You're just a faggot.

I gotta' try 'em all first.

Ethan Hawke was really batting out of his league when he landed Uma Thurman.

Hahahahahhaha! Check out this faggot, guys!

@Noodleface I'll stop by after Foler and we'll work this out.

Same. I still have so much shit to do and only my Warlock is max power.

Sticking a finger in your own ass is about as gay as stroking your own cock. It's ok if it's yours. That said, nobody is forcing anyone to fist themselves.

I feel like only the gay guy is "browbeating" him about his own ass. It's his wife's ass the rest of us are interested in penetrating....with Noodle's dick, of course.

The gay sex.

The EAZ is a really cool map. I wish they'd use it for more stuff.

Thanks, son.

Do you need to be wearing the drained armor to do the tasks attached to them?

Don't worry, you'll find out all about it when you visit Noodle.

C'mon, now. I can get on board with Tarantino being overrated, but I don't think any of his movies(I have not seen this one) are bad. They range from awesome to good. M. Knight has had some real bad ones.

STICK YOUR GODDAMN FACE IN HER ASSHOLE TONIGHT OR DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN!

It's actually because God is gay. When Jesus masturbates it's like a father giving his son a handjob, because Jesus and God are the same. The Holy Spirit is in the closet watching. Self-loathing, etc.

Some guides/info on the new Solstice armor:

My wife never tried anal before me and was scared about it. Now she loves it. She says the orgasms are way more intense(but shorter duration) from anal. I just love buttstuff, whether I cum or not.

Actually the most difficult part is when she says it's a dude. Hey...a mouth is a mouth! EDIT: GD it, Kuriin beat me to it.

Raw garlic up the ass, black garlic smeared on your eyelids. Cures anything.

Yeah, I would always take Chik-Fil-A over Wendy's, but there isn't one near my work. There's a Wendy's like 2 minutes away, though(And they are always super fresh at least).

@Tuco

The problem is that the people buying these things are a minority, but a minority that spends a shit ton of money, basically fucking over the masses.

This works with Instapot?!

One of the best purchases I've ever made. Can block the entire family out when needed.