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  1. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Refs just handing the game to Philly. Sad NFL is this bad.
  2. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Get those absentee ballots in, @Lightning Lord Rule
  3. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    True asshats like @Muurloen are never not campaigning.
  4. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    I see. My apologies. And, again, thanks for your vote.
  5. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Thank you for your vote and welcome to Team Kaines. But if between me and the HugThemAll King, you call me the fedposter, I don't think you actually read this forum.
  6. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    It's you vs Oblio. Blame @lurkingdirk as is tradition.
  7. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Zaara vs. Dicktrickle Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule ... vs. frenzied wombat Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon Butthurt vs. Ambiturner Blazin vs. Maul Denamian vs. Nirgon Kaines vs. Boozecube Cybsled vs. Talos Gutterflesh vs. Tuco Hoss vs. Soygen popsicledeath vs. Muurloen Zapatta vs. Oblio Rajaah vs...
  8. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    It's so damn nice for the entire state of Texas to FINALLY have a legitimate World Series champion.
  9. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    It's 8:26AM and the Texas Rangers are still WORLD CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
  10. Kaines

    2023-2024 College Football. And then there were 4

    You thought I meant the death penalty for the SCHOOL?? Oh my sweet summer child.....
  11. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    The Rangers started their season in spring training in Surprise, AZ as a 102 loss team. They ended their season 37 miles away in Phoenix, AZ as World Series Champions. Eat your fucking heart out, Moneyball.
  12. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    Parade route set. They will go right in front of Jerry World. Too sweet.
  13. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    In a rebuilding year. It will be nice to actually get the top of our rotation back next year.
  14. Kaines

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    @Araysar - Soviet disinformation propagandist. @Muurloen - Just go read the MLB thread. @Talos - Satanists = asshats.
  15. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    The list of cities with all 4 major league championships: NY, LA, Chicago, Boston..... DALLAS!!!!!!!
  16. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    RANGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  17. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    We may see a 1 out LeClerc.
  18. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    Tonight the Rangers skate the cup!!! Wait, this may be the wrong thread.
  19. Kaines

    NBA 2023-24 Season Thread - The Lakers Lose, America Wins

    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of Sun's fans.
  20. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Shouldn't everyone?
  21. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    I hope Bochy remembers this night. He tries to bring in LeChoke for a single out and he STILL manages to give up 2 runs. Idiot move. One to go.
  22. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    49ers going all in to have the best IR list in the league.
  23. Kaines

    2023-2024 College Football. And then there were 4

    Until punishment comes down, there's not much to talk about. Hopefully NCAA does better than MLB.
  24. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    He's no Parsons. But he still gave the Cpwboys grief.
  25. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    As a fan of a team in the NFC East, THANK GOD. That man was a beast.
  26. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    Yes, we know the coasts are full of people who aren't actually baseball fans. Just pathetic homers. Two to go. LET'S GO RANGERS!!
  27. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    I was meaning that the post you quoted was pretty cringe. C'mon man, we aren't always enemies.... nah, nevermind, yes we are.
  28. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    Yeah that was pretty cringe. When I think of great Houston athletes I immediately think of Hakeem, Moon, Ryan and Campbell.
  29. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Yup. Ruptured achilles. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38773634/kirk-cousins-exits-minnesota-vikings-game-second-half
  30. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Let's be honest. The Chiefs beat the Chiefs today.
  31. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Bland out there with 1 Fish 2 Fish. EASY reads!!
  32. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Fantastic technique. Perfect execution. Get gud, noob.
  33. Kaines

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Cowboys overcoming refs AND a dominate Rams defense. Cowboys best team in NFC.
  34. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    And now Texas goes on the road. Where they haven't lost a single game this entire post season. Got the Diamondbacks right where we want them.
  35. Kaines

    2023-2024 College Football. And then there were 4

    @OU Ariakas @LiquidDeath health checks.
  36. Kaines

    NBA 2023-24 Season Thread - The Lakers Lose, America Wins

    ... until he goes to LA....
  37. Kaines

    MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

    The correct answer is and always will be an asterisk