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I don't needs these rumors reaching cougar neighbor tho.

Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months. Nosey little fucker! Lol What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!

You're not far off It's literally in my google calendar Ive got too much shit going on lately to not put it in the calender. Ive got a BBQ right after!

That is new

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Naw just like "so I'm free Saturday afternoon. Let's fuck" This blonde girl I used to work with is turning up the heat, yo. She's fiiiine. Also cougar neighbor brought me a pumpkin pie. For the love of god what's going on

Made a dis

I'm fine with it when it's not someone I'm in a relationship with. It's a booty call on the calendar.

I'm not sure she's the nudes type She's more it the eastern European practical "I know we have only met face to face once but I have scheduled us sex for this weekend" type

The ex co worker and I are getting along really well. We getting a little spicy in chat. I'm still afraid of making any big moves on the neighbor. She asked if I wanted to go with her on a walk with her dogs yesterday but I had plans. I did counter to say we should get beers at the local...

Online dating man. They're nice in text and fucking useless IRL.

Dyed hair Nose ring Jacket with buttons and patches Likes punk rock? That's prob the worst date I've ever been on. Keep in mind what I was with just a few weeks ago.

What do you mean? Girls don't want to talk about Pantheon?

Re: I've got a date tomorrow night with a cute punk rock girl. I've never been on a date with someone so uninteresting and rude. Holy shit. On her phone and just nothing interesting to say. I'd take 10 crazies over that.

Ball is hilarious in arcade. More distracting than a back line tracer

Okay seriously. I don't know what's going on. Is there a massive worldwide female breeding call? I've got Ukrainian girl wanting me to come over to "hook up". I've got Hot blond mom I worked with years ago wanting me to come over and have a shower with her RIGHT NOW. I've got a date tomorrow...

I think there's misinformation that my ex-wife's tits are on this site. And that is incorrect. Alcoholic mentally unstable hottie? Yes. Mother of my children? No.

Top boomer comment award Lol

I might have commitment issues

You wanna talk about scary. I think the hot neighbor across the street from me might dig me. We've hung out a bit over the past few months, and recently she invited me out to pick apples this morning and it was a fun. I feel like we dance around the subject of actually having a date-date. Why...

Bump! I often hear about how great Leon: The Professional is. I just watched it last week and though it was meh.

Something something different paths Something something just not ready

I don't have a ps4 so I recon with the backwards compatibility it will be a wise purchase for me.

Phone call! Not bad. We'll see Edit: Real talk. She's super awesome, until she gets booze in her. Which she likes to do often. Then she becomes insufferable. 20 years ago I'd be like "yes my goddess". I'm too old and wise to deal with that shit now. I'll keep friendly chat open.

Which one? I have many over the years

After almost a month of still fuckin' the slightly crazy girl, I finally broke it off. Woowee what a wild ride

Spoilers inside

dat Shai-Hulud doe 💦💦💦

ACAB All Cops Are Brigitte

Dem bishes need gavage

Got my hands on some foie gras this weekend. Fuck it's expensive and ... delicious as fuck. Had to go full decadence. Foie Gras Scallops Apples Balsamic

A lot of stocks took a shit a few days ago. Apple, MS, FB ...

Did they even cast him? If I was the writer I'd just combined him into Glossu Rabban

These guys are just collecting a paycheck til the cash is gone. Glad to be working!