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This is the way. Bonus points that it pisses off and confuses NPCs so much. "But I don't get it, why wouldnt you want to use the app?"

Imagine you want a taco, and to get it you: Install special taco software on your own personal device that you carry at all times Input your personal information into that taco software Place all orders through your personal device and continue to carry it on you at all times This is fine. jpeg

If you don't like Loki falling in love with himself and then betraying himself and in the process breaking the multiverse, I don't know why you watch comic book movies at all. That show was not just ok, it was very good. It was rewatchable good, first MCU thing since Endgame thats been rewatchable.

I don't get this trend to not cast actual little people in the roles they were born to play. First Wonka now this. I mean, I guess its all part of the same thing as casting severely unattractive black chicks in roles intended for attractive white women. But this is just weird. Its like, this...

Can AI actors stick to acting and refrain from expressing political opinions? Then they'll be better than human actors. Someday actors will be reminded that their job is literally to stand there looking the way the makeup artist made them look, saying words somebody else wrote, the way someone...

Archaeology is barely better than Ufology interms of making wildass speculations based on very little evidence. They find a sharp rock and all of a sudden think they know something about early cultures or people. Not just speculate or imagine, but "know". I'm not even skeptical about the...

Watched that ridiculous trailer and it deserves a second post. Lets skip right over the obligatory magic black girl and just go right to the fact that they're casting full size people as Oompa Loompas, denying Little People the roles they were born for. That is some fucking appropriation right...

Thing is, I think Chalamet would be great casting for a young version of Johhny Depp as Willy Wonka. The problem is that Johnny Depp Willy Wonka fucking sucked. A movie about young Gene Wilders Wonka might be fun though. Have him start all bright eyed and optimistic, and by the end hes the...

No.

Oh, I saw it. Its just that between his mention of burning eggs (I think that was meant as use up rather than burn, but still), and his mention of storebought motherfucking crust, I figured it was just someone trying to fuck with me. And I'm trying to respond less to deliberate provocations, no...

The "spy shit without superpowers" part has always been the most boring and pointless part of the MCU. Now they've got a whole show about it, neat. First MCU show my kids and I have started then lost interest partway through the first episode. Booooooring.

I'd criticize you for "not messing with crust" except half the quiche fans in the trhead have been recommending storebought motherfucking crust. I'm having trouble finding the right words to express my contempt for people being intimidated by a cooking task that involves 2-3 ingredients and...

Was there even a single moment of actual funny in that overrated piece of garbage? One actual laugh?

we already have a YWGYFD thread

I'll say again, Arbys is a weird fucking place. Its like if there was a friend chicken restaurant that had lots of other good stuff but the fried chicken itself was fucking terrible. Their warmed up lunchmeat sandwiches are hands down the worst fast food out there and shouldnt even exist. But...

Actually this is the only reason I think the discovery of aliens would affect religion at all. Almost all sentient life we've ever discovered was religious. I'm pretty sure aliens would be too if they existed.

brother, they have some weird potatoes in your part of the world

ILMN back around 195 this morning, not a bad entry point

What the fuck, have you not read Dune? Read Dune, learn the lesson of the Tleilaxu, then come back when you know what you're talking about. Genetic alteration of the human genome is obviously a hill worth dying on. Once you go down that road you are a non-sentient human species and must be...

when I met my wife she peeled potatoes using a paring knife. With the blade facing towards her hand. Cause thats how her mom did it. never mind the fact that when you peel potatoes like that, you lose literally 50% of the potato. Potatoes are cheap. My concern is fuck, I don't want my kids...

See? this is what I'm talking about. Anybody who pretends they're gonna go alter history books is full of shit. We've all got stuff much closer to home we'd like to change first. This shit is like the whole reason a person would take the risks of time travel in the first place.

https://apnews.com/article/texas-oklahoma-louisiana-heat-wave-4b7d6ac50a50ba3386ab03ce720f12b9 I always get a good laugh out of these articles. Never once, fucking ever, has someone said "hey its hot as balls outside but lets turn off the AC because someone else might need the electricity"

I'm torn between wanting to make fun of your Amazon addiction and wanting to comiserate with you over gaskets. Nobody in my fuckin family ever cleans the gaskets when they do dishes. I'm like am I the only one who washes dishes with my eyes open or WTF? Your solution isnt a bad idea. Gaskets...

Seems to me like Sarah gave the explanation for all the shows mysteries this episode. A dumb, uncreative explanation delivered in the most ham handed way possible. "Hey guys maybe its" <insert oddly specific description of how it all works> As usual the possible explanations people came up...

lol posting about a twist-based show before you've gotten to the twist part just seems destined for greatness. like the episode or hate it, you'll have to admit there was a twist in that one

Do they have to, though, when n this timeline, Uhura is a boy? FML, I can give them a pass on a lot of things, but cmon. Uhura had hair and looked like an actual biological woman.

Texas was the first state to recognize it as a holiday, in in 1980. Its not called Juneteenth. Its called Emancipation Day. Its right there in black and white in the text of the bill. I don't know who the fuck started calling it Juneteenth but fuck if I'm saying that even to make fun of it or...

keep in mind he started as a white male. it makes more sense that way. even getting raceswapped permanently for like 17 movies in a row isnt enough penance for that crime.

If I'm killing an animal I raised for food, I feel something very close to remorse. It takes an act of will to put it aside and deliberately harvest the animal. Quickly, humanely, hopefully painlessly. If I'm killing a wild animal that has caused problems on my farm, I feel completely neutral...

Hey, cool it with the White Supremacy there

You're releasing this one? I hope you're at least driving to the home of someone you hate, or a local homeless encampment or something?

Project Blue Beam is by far the most plausible explanation. Besides. What subject was ever documented exclusively on youtube and tiktok and then actually turned out to be true? Almost everything is fake and gay now, but if its only on youtube and tiktok, its especially fake and gay.

Imagine living next to some guy. If you can see your neighbor, lmao. what a dumbass. If you then go online to brag about it, lmfao

Odd that the us line stops around 2010 while the others continue. Still, it shows a minor decrease from 1970 to that point. But I concede that the opposite has been happening elsewhere especially in developing countries.

This. There is very little in life that's more satisfying than a headshot.

This. "I voluntarily allowed this committee to set a bunch of bullshit rules about what I can do on my own property. Wait, how dare they set rules about what I can do on my property??"

Its the biggest problem with shooting varmints. The rifle is rarely at hand when you need it. I shot another gopher the other day. Little motherfucker was the size of an average cat, I swear these things are fucking mutants. I'll get them all, little by little, one by one.

NDAQ (NAsdaq Inc) isnt exactly nothing, its the corporation that runs several major stock exchanges including NASDAQ. Since I've had it on my watchlist its generally tracked NASDAQ more or less. Answered my own question. Looks like for whatever reason this large drop was caused by their...

I'm confused, why is NDAQ down 12% while QQQ is up 0.6%? Not holding either one, just don't get the disconnect. edit to forestall the probably still inevitable: yes I understand that they are different things and am not looking for the basic description of each, but rather any speculations...