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Please tell me that was Starscream. I can't really tell from the brief glimpse, but there's hope! I still don't give one single fuck about Bumblebee, but I'd lick Hailee Steinfeld's butthole, and if Starscream is the bad guy I'll actually fork out the cash to see it in theaters just for him...

It happened a long, long time ago. I can't remember the specifics, but I believe it was around the time Sixteenth Chapel came into circulation here as well. I'm pretty sure that everyone that uses mindbottling is using it ironically here, but then again you never know.

I seriously don't care if liking the original Top Gun makes me gay or retarded or whatever. I fucking loved that movie. My dad was in the Air Force, and I was approaching college where I went on to study aeronautical engineering (and then do nothing with it ever again because I'm a loser), I...

If you want to feel properly ashamed, watch Suicide Squad. If her retarded gyrations and piss poor acting in that movie don't quell your boner, nothing will.

The number of times I see "noone" used on this forum just bottles my mind. Do they type that in their professional life too?

I need the faggot rating so I can properly respond to all of these Gambit posts please.

I've read all of those books (All the ERB books and The Number of the Beast by Heinlein). Ever since my horny adolescent self read ERB I've had a thing for Dejah Thoris. I honestly had totally forgotten that the chick in TNoTB was also named Dejah Thoris, as it was 35+ years ago that I read...

Is the Dejah Thoris you speak of the Princess of Mars version, or did Edgar Rice Burroughs just steal that name from someone else? Is she the most beautiful woman in the world, in either case? Also, @Amod can we get a name change so that Elisha doesn't have to be saddled with this poor earthly...

I literally use Dial For Men from the dollar store. 2 bars for a buck, who cares if they only last for a few weeks? Very light scent, suds up nicely, and rinses off cleanly. Exactly this, except only 2 bars.

Welp, now Tenga is in my search history. Not the worst thing in there I suppose.

I tried talking to your sister about this, but she is no help. Eliza, Computer Therapist

Except for the part where it is Jubilee that fights him for half an hour. She ain't that good. EDIT: Wait. Please tell me that isn't Cyclops. That art is fucking horrible if so.

Yeah I made another one easily enough, hoping that I'd get that one-time-only $1 sandwich that they gave when I created it the first time. No dice. Looks like I'm on the fuck Ronald train too. As I've mentioned before, the Wendy's near me is faster and better at every single item anyway.

Just went to check my McDonald's app to see if maybe finally they had some good deals again, and it told me that my account has been deleted. No indication why, no email, nothing. I didn't cheat the system or anything either. I don't even know how I would. The worst I did was use the free...

I was trying to be inclusive of our tranny-loving members and validate their feelings, as I've been taught by the media.

Your stock here at FoH will go up considerably if you have transitioned as you seem to be hinting. And a few of our freer thinkers will probably start propositioning you as well.

Is this your way of telling us that you've transitioned into a woman? If so, I give it a 10/10 for originality.

Are you Eliza Dushku?

What's the best glass screen protector for the Pixel 2 XL? All the ones on Amazon are boosted with fake reviews and every verified review says they are pieces of shit. Not to mention I think they are all from the same manufacturer, just different branding, because they are all listed with the...

Well, you can pretty much dream up something "lucky" no matter what the situation, right? Jumped out of a plane without a parachute? Gust of wind at the right moment along with a self-inflatable raft that just happened to fly off someone's car at the right moment? Trapped by the bad guy and...

But...there's literally nothing of strategic value in Northern California except Republicans!

Aren't you at least going to tell me why?? If I'm gonna die, I have a right to know. Why Sacramento? I mean, as far as shitty cities go, San Francisco and Oakland are WAY worse! And if it's military targets, we have a bunch, but so does San Diego and a ton of other places across the country...

I'm in Sacramento! I'm confused, am I supposed to stay here, or was that sarcasm and this is the most likely place to be killed?? I know I'm a couple pages behind, am I already dead and this is my hell, to be stuck replying to the same post over and over again?

"The sun is getting REAL low big fella..." cracked me up too. So many meta jokes in this. I saw a video somewhere saying Reynolds was sending them pop culture references to put in at different spots when he had his mask on right up until the last day of editing.

Well, Deadpool himself said at the very beginning of the movie that it was a family movie!

I get the Lay's Stackers Cheddar Cheese flavor (at the dollar store, actually, way cheaper than Raley's) and those have a powdery coating on them still. It isn't as good as the king of all chips, the long-discontinued O'Grady's, but it serves in a pinch.

Man, yet another movie I fucking loved so close to Infinity War. I agree that it is hard to say if it is better than the first one or not, because if the first movie didn't exist, ignoring the lack of backstory that would cause, this movie would be just as much of a breath of fresh air/slap in...

Watch Black Panther a few more times and I bet that Dark World disc starts looking more and more like it belongs on your shelf!

The after credits scenes don't bother me too much unless I really have to piss. I do agree that the credits are way too fucking long and could be shortened by half and no one, not even the people actually listed in the credits probably, would care. But I would rather see what it is and then be...

Hopefully at least an XBox and a blowj from Tri-State Tori.

Unless he's already getting paid (and even if he is, perhaps), we should give the money to @Archeiron for all the work he's done on the new style. The board was already the best one we've ever had, but with this new style it feels like we leveled up significantly, even though most of the...

Shit, the Taco Bell memories you're reminding me of. Strangely, most of them seem to involve my best friend (who is still my best friend to this day) doing something stupid. One time we were throwing tortillas at each other in the back, trying to get them to fly like a frisbee, and he manages...