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Didn't someone link a video why happy couples cheat? Let's all watch that and become more opinionated.

Your husband asked you to cuckold him? Or you want to cuckold him? Either way this marriage is fucked. PM if you need a bull, though.

No way I'm reading that shit.

One less pedophile in the world, I'm for it.

Are we going to ignore the fucking pedophilic ice cream these weirdos are buying?

I deal with this every day going home from work. Idk if this is racist, but white suburban pricks do not know how to drive. Give me some black or latinos bumping some hood shit and they'll get around in their civic way better than Preston in his fucking Audi.

How much do you weigh again? Like 295? Easily be 3k+ meng.

So you're comparing your retarded 12 year old self to a professional? Ok.

Too late for that! Summer is here! Need my abs back!

No offense, but I really don't care about your hammer strength lol. I've gone from 222 to 208 in the last 5 weeks and I can tell you there's a drop off even at my weight, so I can't even imagine Brahma's age and weight factoring into this right now. Yes, there's the "keto flu," but even still...

Bench, squat, deadlift. Variations of those mixed with pull-ups, chins, and lots and lots of rows.

What am I your fitness pal? Fuck off.

I'll move to Utah if you'll be my sugar daddy.

Nah even lightweight. I try to use cables to mimic it but I feel like it's not the same. idk. bitch chest for life.

You're in a caloric deficit, it's going to happen. I don't give a fuck if Arnold himself trained you and made your diet plan, you're going to lose some of it. Deal with it or keep being a fatty. It's really not that serious.

Anytime I try to do flyes my shoulders feel like they're gonna tear off. Probably a mobility issue idk

He means your body using fat as a fuel source instead of carbs.

I have a cuckold fetish.

I go for long stretches without deadlifting. I'm cutting right now, if I deadlift I'll be dead for like 2 days.

Lol same dude. Look at someone like Bradley Martyn. Obviously on roids, but his chest is just fucking massive. It's a long chest so the muscle bellys must fill differently than our poverty bench selves. I'll never have a big chest, but I'd like to at least get that rounded look but... meh.

Can I get that written into a legally binding agreement?

Yeah that dude is full as fuck and still has abs showing. It's possible steroid use, but I'm not jumping to conclusions.

I'm kind of offended hell hang out with hookers but not me. We can be friends for free Johnny.

tenks that dude is way bigger than you. Like way bigger. No offense.

I was thinking about doing that as well. Just some berries and other fruits with some leafy green to get some micros in me.

Ok two questions: 1. Johnny, you live in Jersey? Where? Can we hang out sometime? 2. I don't understand the JXX joke. Why did you guys keep changing the numbers?

Just let her tear out her feathers dude. It's not your problem. I did the same with my ex, and it was a giant waste of time and sanity. Now she's with someone else and 1000% happy. Let both your birds go.

That's me @188 last summer. As you can see, my chest refuses to grow, but the abs be there.

Theon is just going to shoot an arrow through her head anyway. It's really not a big deal.

That third dude is really pasty. A little sun and his abs would show more.

Everything has been put into motion. Peyton is coming off a Super Bowl, they drafted a corner in the 1st round... sometimes you can't fight fate.

I think the Giants win another Super Bowl this year.

Second one is on roids so. Not that type.

You guys are making me feel fat.

Did she give you the sex?

You sound like a hungry skeleton fam. I'm 6' maybe even 5'11 and I'm sitting at 208 with fabs.

That chicken/sausage slow cooker sounds good. I'll have to try it. It's also just a matter of cooking in bulk so I don't have to do it throughout the week. Chicken with some peppers and onions seems to be the easiest thing to eat repeatedly.

This thread is the best form of birth control known to man.

Guys. Being immune to fire is like the worst superpower ever. Why are you making this a big deal? It's like in Pokemon when Pikachu electrocutes Ash or Charizard chars his face, you're immune to your own pets damage. Of course she's resistant to fire, otherwise she couldn't play with her pets.

For me it's pretty much: Breakfast: 1/2 cup oats, cup of almond milk (juice*), 2 whole eggs, 4 egg whites, half avocado Lunch: 12 oz chicken, 1/2 cup of white rice, half avocado Dinner: Carb balance tortilla, 12 oz chicken, lettuce, tomato, and maybe some sour cream Dinner CAN vary if...