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  1. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    How did I not notice these Big Sam tweets until today? Fucking all-time classic: notBigSam ?@TheBig_Sam 2 Jan Watching 'Pretty Woman' with Stephen Hawking. Never again. Never fucking again. notBigSam ?@TheBig_Sam 2 Jan Listening to him say "Oh. Sam. This. Bit. Gets. Me. Every. Time"...
  2. Brando

    CFB 2013-2014

    Right, so we're just going to waive cash in the air like a tool at a strip club and all will be fixed. Solid plan.
  3. Brando

    CFB 2013-2014

    In what time warp did Texas ever hire anybody with the description you are using? If it wasn't for the Sark/Kiffin genius call of giving the ball to White instead of Bush on that 4th and 2 call you'd have 2 NC's in your entire history. My Golden Gophers have more trophies than that for gods...
  4. Brando

    DOTA 2

    That's why you just pop everything and hope for the best In all seriousness, that's probably the biggest adjustment when it comes to playing DOTA is that a lot of the initiation for fights starts off-screen and you have to be aware of where you are in relation to that action.
  5. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Certainly is a concern, I don't recall anybody taking the kicks he has on a consistent basis. Then again I dont watch every other game but it sure seems he is treated worse than anybody else. Hopefully Rodgers sits him for Oldham on Sunday even though I'm sure Suarez will want to play.
  6. Brando

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Hallelujah!!!
  7. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    So Rodgers is Mercury reborn then? What am I missing?
  8. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Ahh, the Moyesiah says ManU didn't deserve to lose and Janujaz isn't a diver. The thought that he was happy with their performance just brings a twinkle to my eye. Good LFC win today, not going to go over potential signings. Lets just see what happens first.
  9. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Brought up what? What does this even mean? Am I the only one confused?
  10. Brando

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Bears Off-season Plan: 1. Fire entire D coaching staff 2. Decline to re-sign any veteran on D 3. ?????? 4. Hello Monsters of the Midway But this is George Halas's daughter we're talking about here so I'm sure everybody will be signed on the cheap and nothing will change.
  11. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    This is just fucking classic. I'm not even sure you could write an ending as good as this.
  12. Brando

    DOTA 2

    I don't think CD at 2600 is any better than AP, just different ways to see incompetence played out. Unless you are quick on hitting the button to be captain more often than not you'll get a jackass that won't say anything and just pick whatever he wants whether you can play it or not. Not that...
  13. Brando

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What is wrong with her tit?
  14. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Keep drinking the Moyes kool-aid man, the tears at the end of the season are just going to be that much sweeter.
  15. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Cutler and the O wasted way too many chances early but the story for the whole season was the dramatic drop-off into epic shittiness of the Bears D. I can't think of one player I would like to see play next year on the current squad, it was just a collossal waste of a pretty good offensive...
  16. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Whole Bears D, players and coaches, shouldnt be allowed to be employed next year. Worst run D since 1961 and now no hustle.
  17. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Whether we deserved anything from that game or not, I personally think we did, that's two games in a row with some really awful decisions going against us. Over an entire season I'm sure it will even out but a yellow at the end there to Oscar for two feet like that? Eto'o should have been off...
  18. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    This isn't last season though and you're not being managed by whiskey nose. Fact of that matter is that last year you had 22 more points than LFC, worst case scenario today and you are 2 POINTS BEHIND LFC. ManUre fans have this funny thought that missing the CL is an impossibility yet when you...
  19. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Norwich created a lot of opportunities, just because their finishing was poor didn't mean that they couldn't have had a couple of goals from their play. To even have to debate which team looked better is all that needs to be said in my mind. Welbeck's goal was a total fluke.
  20. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Lovely NBCSN has every game, my brother-in-law is a hardcore ManU fan so we watched that on the TV while I had ManC on my tablet. He wasn't a happy camper until Welbeck scored and it certainly didn't seem that they had any grip on the game as even that goal was just stupid luck.
  21. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Both Manchester teams looked utter shit, in ManC case I'd say it had more to do with the game they played 3 days ago. ManU looked the same as always, utter shit, and have De Gea to thank for getting anything out of that. Should have been 2 or 3 - 0 for Norwich at half.
  22. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    ManUre was shit against Hull, no way they even deserved a draw. Can't wait to see Moyes blow a shitload of money on scrubs, Baines at 30m?? Of course!
  23. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    A draw would have been fair there, thought the ref was pretty biased with his calls for ManC. On the Chelski!
  24. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    ROTFL, it's like a bad rap group duo or something
  25. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Also, Tim Sherwood as Spurs boss? LOL, welcome to mid-table mediocrity. Just look above at Fat Sam .gif Neki.
  26. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Need that 2 hours of my life back, fucking dreadful football. After starting so brightly Ozil looks like he can't be arsed to do anything now. LFC back on it's perch
  27. Brando

    DOTA 2

    I don't think it takes into account anything other than your MMR vs. the MMR of your opponents. I have a solid 2600 rating here, I just don't give a shit and still random half the time but I'm finding you get put together with some real shit and even if you play amazing if you lose because you...
  28. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Cutler can't release the ball early for the life of him as he doesn't trust anybody but himself. Here's to losing next Sunday in the hope we don't re-sign his sorry ass.
  29. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    I wouldn't say Cardiff were going to knick something even with the one goal. Just think Skrtel needs to spend more time attacking the ball and less wrestling. All in all it was a solid LFC performance, Suarez amazing again.
  30. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Anfield is going to be rocking, would not want to be Cardiff tomorrow. I'm assuming he's aware of who we are signing, or at least has an idea, in January to get him to do this now instead of waiting for the season to be further along and that we don't drop out of the top 4. We weren't going to...
  31. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    Just to go with Big Sam's twitter:
  32. Brando

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    Holy Cast Batman!
  33. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Where's an Eagles fan to talk shit to? Cutler going to run wild at the Linc on Sunday, Wwwooooooooooooo!!!!
  34. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    LOL!!! notBigSam ?@TheBig_Sam 3h Big Sam's fingers absolutely reek of Tottenham this season. I've blasted their fannies off twice and I'm feeling sublime. Fucking sublime.
  35. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Personally think Collinsworth and Gruden have a weekly contest on who can get more tanked by the end of their respective games.
  36. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    Could the Lions actually get a better coach than Wayne Fontes? Guess we'll be seeing this summer.
  37. Brando

    Soccer 2013-2014

    I'm not really sure why Altidore being shit in the Prem is surprising, he was pretty young but he already showed at Hull that he can't create on his own. He needed to sign for a team like Everton or Swansea where he could just hold up play and then poach goals. Sunderland is just too shitty...
  38. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    I wonder where this game ranks on the Gruden Drunk-o-meter? I'd guess half a dozen manhattan level to have to sit there and watch this slop.
  39. Brando

    The Naked Gun (2025)

    NO.
  40. Brando

    2013 NFL Season

    This game is horrible. Neither team deserves the playoffs, just give them both a loss and move on for gods sake.