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  1. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Haha Rex. You're so bad at coaching.
  2. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Romo chokes so much that the restaurants in Dallas have replaced the warning signs with a picture of the Cowboy's star.
  3. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    More like Brady's career after he couldn't cheat anymore. 18-1 CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
  4. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Romo chokes so much SJWs from Tumblr write blog posts about how the hardcore porn scene in Dallas is getting too abusive.
  5. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yeah but Tony Romo doesn't choke in the middle of the regular season, obviously he's elite because of it.
  6. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Really? Because I think playoff wins would easily disprove that narrative.
  7. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Are you saying Jay Cutler is like the chick in the bar that goes to throw her pussy at you but some other guy takes it instead?
  8. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I'd say Cutler is more the girl you see initially at the bar and is ugly, but as you get more drunk she looks attractive so you end up bringing her home and when you're home you've sobered up enough to the point where she's ugly again but you just deal with it because that's all you're getting...
  9. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Romo is like me in bed, excellent in foreplay and great on the buildup but when it actually matters I finish too soon.
  10. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    If Staubach's ONLY accolade was the he was the comeback king then yes I would say he sucked. Fortunately he's done a fuck ton more than just comeback in the 4th quarter. wait wait, out of her vagina and into MY asshole? Are girls gay if they cum from anal stimulation? Wait, are girls just gay in...
  11. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    There's got to be some sort of negative reaction for all those times that Romo has thrown a game ending interception or fumbled in the redzone.
  12. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    You know judging a quarterback off their ability to perform in the 4th quarter isn't really a metric that's conducive to a GOOD quarterback. Tony Romo is in such illustrious company of Alex Smith, Tim Tebow, Mark Sanchezk, Josh Freeman, David Gerrard, and Chad Henne when it comes to the...
  13. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    What else are we going to talk about, how shitty the Stillers are this year or about how I woke up half drunk on my couch to catch the last drive of the Jets and then laugh myself to sleep at the ending.
  14. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I wouldn't say it's ALL the defense's fault. He's a choke artist.
  15. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    ... uhh
  16. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I'm pretty sure there were a plethora of other reasons as to why he was traded, the least of which was missing the playoffs because of the Cowboy's losses. Also he was comparing them based on the number of playoff wins each person had, which is 1 (as stated in the article).
  17. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    You don't think Mcnabb's Romo hate has anything to do with him being an Eagle nearly his entire career do you? He's just a homer. Romo didn't end his career, lack of fucks to give ended his career.
  18. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    lol I love Mcnabb Donovan McNabb: Jay Cutler isn't a winner, he's 'Romo of the Midwest' - CBSSports.com
  19. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    You already calling the Dolphins win too?
  20. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Break his fucking legs
  21. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    why u hef 2 be mad? is only message board.
  22. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    fuck. im out of cider.
  23. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    HELICOPTA DICK 2 IMPRESS A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTA DICK
  24. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    MMMM MMMM BITCH
  25. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    YOU TRYIN 2 HARD Wakandan U CANT RUSTLE THESE JIMMIES
  26. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    FUCK NOW i GOTAA LISTEN TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT FROM THE BARTTLES N JAMES COMMENT
  27. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    IF I DIDN'T ALREADY FINISH OFF THE LAST OF MY SEAGREMS I WOULD. I USED SOME LAST NIGHT 2 FUCK THIS CHICK EXTRA LOUD TO PUNIOSH THE BITHC THATLIVES BELOW ME FOR BEING SO LOUD.
  28. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    IT DONT TAKE MUCH LIKE TWO BEERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE GYM AFTER RUNNIN 5 MILES AND PUMPIN SOME FUCKIN IRON
  29. Sutekh

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah I was lying I know what it is. I'm not into dudes though bro. Just chicks, really skinny chicks with no hair and very small breasts.
  30. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    NO IT WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
  31. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I THINK MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE IS A TOSSUP
  32. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF AL-QUEDA WANTED TO OUT-DUE ISIS AND DECIDED TO NUKE THIS FUCKING GAME. KILL EVER PIECE OF SHIT INN THAT STADIDUM PLZ
  33. Sutekh

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm not sure why you know about that app, but that's not the type of hole I was talking about.
  34. Sutekh

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Fucking random broads doesn't fill the hole bro.
  35. Sutekh

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    No I was seeing him post messages in IRC.
  36. Sutekh

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Sean's not dead you morons.
  37. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    There really aren't many.
  38. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    So playing on the Dolphins literally saved his life. And you think he wants revenge for that?
  39. Sutekh

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    God damn, that is a cringe worthy sequence of messages.
  40. Sutekh

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    BE THAT AS IT MAY. I'd say he wasted his years by beating bitches and getting stoned.