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About 3 years ago, woke up to go take my shit but it was hard as a rock and I couldn't get it out. It literally jammed my anus wide open. 6 hours, an urgent care visit and a grocery store trip later, all with my ass agape, I snapped on the ol' glove and had to just dig it all out by hand.

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Well, I think the last inhouses we did had a much bigger skill spread than what he's advertising.

Usually the mouse issue is caused by your max FPS being set too high. In the settings, try capping it at 60 or lower and see how that feels. It tends to also interact weird with jumping (When I first started playing, if I jumped I'd get stuck in the air and have to log out.) and random other...

http://cdn.dota2.com/apps/dota2/imag...atalog2014.pdf Open dem wallets!

Rofl, fastest change ever.

Well, I just had a Rain effect drop into my inventory along with a second moonbeam for no reason. I'm only at lvl 88 on my compendium.

Moonlight nighttime looks fucking awesome. SS doesn't really do it justice:http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/...279DACC9A3D3D/

I guess I need to spend what's left of my steam bucks on some compendium points. The weather effects sound pretty cool.

Dota 2 - Overflowing Compendium Update Yay, live rewind for all those times I alt-tabbed and missed shit.

Yeah, no one else on this board does that Oh, wait!

Rofl, what a fucking stomp.

Yeah, saw that when I was looking stuff up, but that one I think is referring to the one that spawns in WW.

Decided to give this server a try last week and started up an Iksar shaman. I do not remember my second cudgel quest being this much of a pain in the ass. Spent the last three days purely looking for the FoB rogue shaman and have yet to see a single one. Anyone happen to know if he spawns...

Campus switched from Pepsi to Coke. The whole world's turned upside down.

You should turn a stream on for us so we know when to call the cops.

There are plenty of free ta-tas out there on the internet to look at. I really don't understand the whole face-cam thing in general, though. I want to watch DotA, not some random person's head flapping around covering the screen.

Welcome to every girl streamer ever. It's fucking pathetic. Even more pathetic are the limp-dicked idiots that actually donate to these dumb cunts.

Looks like they ruled that game was pretty much already decided and had RDU clear his friends list. Hopefully they come up with some other system in the future to prevent this, though.

I'm sure there's enough Jojen remains left to make some paste.

Surprised about no LSH, but oh well. Episode was still pretty boss without it. Biggest disappointment was no line about Tywin not shitting gold after all.

Are these even in the game yet? Anyway, I didn't understand the crafting system at all and just spent a bunch of money buying a prismatic and busting down an old unusual Morok's thinking I could just socket shit into a regular courier. Whoops.

Doesn't look different.

If someone who's drunk tells you they're fine and is about to go get in their car, do you take their keys and call them a cab or do you let them go on their merry way? They're an adult after all, and they said they're fine. They're not of the right mind to make that call though, just like...

Gambit should really be on the watch list, too. Birthright is a good arc for Worf and Data as well. I'd also argue that Genesis is probably the worst damn episode out there and should be avoided at all costs.

Oh hey. Guess who forgot to take Illidan off the fantasy bench. Fuck.

Thankfully, they even made a picture:

I used to be intelligent, confident, quick to adapt, able to learn new things quickly and easily, and generally successful at anything I tried and put my mind to. I used to be nice to everyone I met and was always willing to go out of my way to help people when I could. I looked forward to new...

What the fuck is it with women and linking music when they're being moody? I don't get it.

I mean, wasn't the deal between you two that this was all purely for funsies and shit? What's the over/under on how long it takes this bitch to start begging for Onoes' dick again?

Chik-fil-a nuggets are amazing. They're always juicy as hell and you get those little crispy bits of the breading on them that you can use as a handle while you eat the chicken, then get a wonderful satisfying crunch right after. Sadly, there's no Chik-fil-a's near me, so it's a rare treat...

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She can't do much talking with a dick in her mouth.

Is the Hound gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room?

God, that intro when they melted down Ice made me tear the fuck up. Goddamnit.

Not sure how they're going to scalp when all the tickets are will call, or are there ways to get around that? In other news, Shagbark plush! Thing is fucking adorable.http://www.welovefine.com/7934-dota-...l#.U0Ao_vldWro