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I always went skinny dipping in the pool because I wanted to see titties and vagina and stick my penis in said vagina, fuck my parents life.

How stupid do you really have to be to assume snorting coke is a good idea.

You don't need a 10k+ computer for bitcoin farming. If you own a company and you're building systems for things then I could see spending a lot, but for personal use? hahahaha no.

No clue, it seems to be that way. I've never had a desire to fuck an underaged chick, why would I? A teenager cannot hold a candle to a 21 year old woman. I don't need to prey on women that are young and ignorant. I guess I like to travel, but I wouldn't even spend 14k on a trip.

The only explanation I could think of is you have absolutely no knowledge on computers or how to spend your money.

I don't know, you're talking about your lack of desire to be a pedofile, which I find strange really. I guess I'm just too young, darn. Morons will always find a way to spend more money for something than it's worth. That doesn't make you too old or young, that makes you a moron.

Wtf? Are you talking about like, 14 year old chicks? Dude that's illegal, you really shouldn't be examining their breasts as in-depth as you are. Also what kind of moron spends 14k on a computer, how is that even possible.

You sound like you just turned 29, RELAX BUDDY.

No it's more like the sign is there so the park doesn't get sued.

I didn't realize this was the tiny dick thread.

Click drop down arrow in top right, "Unfollow fuckface" Never see those stories again.

They seemed pretty sober, the dude I talked to at least. Not very smart though, it's literally two turns and 30 minutes away. Speaking of Steelers, any of you faggot Steeler fans going to the Scrimmage between them and Buffalo @ Saint Vincent on August 14th? If you guys want to meet up and...

Hah, was at the gas station grabbing a 24 pack of water and a couple Steelers rookies walked in, guess they took the wrong exit off the turn pike and got lost, I gave them directions to Saint Vincent, must be visiting before training camp starts in a couple weeks. Kind of strange they don't...

I've always been pretty strong, I was like 200lb. at 14 and played Full Back/D End/MILB from age 6->17 pretty much, I had a pretty good highschool time, no traumatic events no real good memories just boring really.. My girlfriend and I who were together for 9 years broke up at the beginning of...

Had a dream that was kind of out of the ordinary, It started off in my old apartment, first one I ever had when I was 17. Except it was like a college frat now instead of just an apartment, my cat and I were sitting in like bleachers in the ally way behind it and able to look in at the people...

Haven't yall Wakandans heard of innocent until proven guilty?

Not much to say there, you done fucked up kid. It's a real shame too because he was probably going to be starting this year after sitting out most of last year.

Probably should tell her that too, maybe she'll understand. Or maybe it's some other dudes kid since you said you were only 90% sure it was yours.

What kind of pathetic loser diet is that?

The new Bulldog sets are fucking amazing. I will never buy them from the store since that supports Alliance so I have to wait for them to hit the market, but man are they awesome. The Lone Druid set has little rats on his belt and a jailors collar that has the Sheever S on it.

I think the problem here is that you were sleeping with prostitutes and trannies off of craigslist, rather than college kids from rich families.

Why do you always have to rain on the eurotrash's parade. Do they even have parades over there?

You know I've actually had a really good sugarless chocolate cake before.

Are you sure about that? The thing about Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.

When did Slowpoke get a rerolled account? This is like 2 year old news.

Anything with an NFL jersey will do for me at this point.

The Arsenal cannons?

Hope I got all the faces you wanted.

Because they eat at KFC?

He's white. When you live in the NJ/NY area that's good enough.

One month until real football. I'm fucking fiending, twitching, waking up sweating. CAN'T TAKE IT.

So, he's from England?

My signed Brady jersey is in the bathroom, with the rest of the worthless shit that I use to wipe my ass.

LOL. This thread.

I wouldn't 10% of the people are still people.

Hahahahahah, I love Adam Richman.

So if only 10% of the black people in the country were offended by you calling them American Inventors, you'd think it would be ok for you to name a professional franchise viewed by hundreds of millions of people, The American Inventors?

Listen DiddleySquat, I can send you a couple of my old jerseries, how do you feel about Damon Huard or Jay Fiedler?