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Those tits look pretty much exactly like a pair that I know for a fact are 34b. Trust me, I"m a doctor.

touche brohammed

The honorable judge kegzilla presiding. This is how all forum disputes shall be decided from hence forth.

wat is this i don"t even

"Living the dream" lol

lol

Holy mother of fuck. Could this thread get any more incredible?

So does Ameya know that you and the cum muncher are still banging? If not we need to get someone on this.

It"s OUR business now bitch. Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay.

Magnifico. This thread makes me feel pretty good about my own problems.

Excuse me good sir, but isn"t that an overbite?

You just won screenshots.

If it was, Tyen just beat it. 3 minutes bro. THREE MINUTES.

Bro, that"s my girlfriend. AND SHE"S DEAD! /cry

The funny thing is, even the guy verifies it, Mippo will stroke his own ego to ejaculation and everyone else will continue not giving a shit.

There was a water temple in link to the past. It"s where you get the hookshot.

Voted. Looks like she"ll win.

Do you not see the difference in finding a 15 year old attractive and paying said (drug addicted)15 year old for sex? Is there no difference between these two things in your mind?

Should read anything but money.

I"m still hoping for Furor to come back and put this one to bed but I"m not holding my breath. I would like to say however that 2009 has been the year of the epic thread. Great stuff here.

Well at least I got something out of this. I hope you wake up dead Sam.

Case closed. It"s all fucking about you Sam.

You care about her rights only as far as it pertains to blowing you. Here"s one simple hypocrisy on your part that proves just how fucking narcissistic and self-centered you really are; You "care about her constitutional right to do with her body as she sees fit" when it comes to inserting your...

Why in the fuck do you refuse to use the quote button? Just answer me that. It can"t possibly be that you don"t understand how it works. That would just be the cherry on top of the sad, pathetic pile of fail that you are.

First of all,USE THE GOD DAMN QUOTE BUTTON. Secondly, only someone as mentally fucked as you could possibly spin paying a 15 year old drug addict for sexual favors as not only not a bad things, but a POSITIVE thing for her and society. You have no less than 3 serious mental disorders...

Why is in your case of child molestation, you consistently ignore all psychological issues. Why do refuse to acknowledge how risky being an underage, drug addicted, prostitute is? Do I really need to look up and post the stats on things someone who fits that label are at risk for compared to the...

I"m sure you paid her to do that too. Tell me, was she still an addict at the time of singing this, presumably authored by you and unread by her, document?

If you honestly see absolutely nothing morally reprehensible about paying a 15 year old drug addict to blow, when you are age 31, and you know for a fact that she is a habitually drug users then you are a sociopath.

I would guess that it would have something to do with the late onset soul crushing depression when looks back on how she spent her teen years fucking 30 year old dungeon masters for drug money. Nevermind. She probably is ecstatic that she even got the chance to blow TeH MIGHTY SAM...

Awesome. Advice on how to get 15 year old drug addicts to blow you. When does the book come out Sam?

Forgot pic.

Look at this shit Sam! Every new post is in YOUR thread! You"re a god damn internet super star. I mean just look how many people come to your thread just to get the chance to talk with YOU, TeH MIGHTY SAM DEATHWALKER! And look at your internets score! It"s damn near astro-fucking-nomical! People...

Never in my life did I think I would see someone defending exploiting a 15 year old drug addict for paid sexual favors. It doesn"t matter if you "told her how bad drugs are" or that she "consented". It doesn"t matter that she never did drugs in your presence(though I can"t imagine she wasn"t...

Damn 2 minutes flat! Thanks very much Rav.

Millie, I beg you to HoF this thread and nuke this post so that the last post is a simple "size matters". I find that incredibly hilarious.

I"m circumcised for the record.

Here"s another topic to stoke the roaring fire of discussion in this thread: When taming the one eyed wonder weasel, do you use lube? If so, what kind? I"ve found there are a wide range of answers on this topic. I myself don"t usually use lube because it just isn"t necessary and I don"t like...

Seriously? Fuck man I"d just quit jacking it if it took me 20+ minutes every time. I mean what"s the point of being a guy if you can"t crank one out in 5 minutes flat?

Oh shit why are my videos showing up on the internet?