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I don"t think I could date a chick who was better at hacking (with a sack) than me. That shit"s not cool, bro.

Should a situation arise I"ll certainly give it a shot (lol, right), however I"m not going to be the one asking to hang out again, as she"s begged off a couple times as I outlined in previous posts and I don"t want to come across as a pest or whatever else. Something will come up, and if not, oh...

Essentially!

I thought she was pretty cute. Not super tall, but around 5"8" or so. Also not super thin, more of a muscular athletic build. Wore white Oakleys though, so may be the female equivalent of a douche. Back to the neighbor, I went to a young professionals networking thing last night that was put...

haha, nope. Edmonton is very blue collar, and the blue collar people make as much or more money than the white collar people, so in general for females round here it"s not really a turn-off for a guy to be in the trades. Some are going to be more picky than others, naturally. And of course, it"s...

Dude, it"s worse than Olive Garden.

ugh, Spag Fag? Worst food ever. And no, she means Canmore/Banff as her parents have a place there she goes to a lot, and it"s a 4 hour drive instead of 14 hours. Keep in mind though, that I don"t post every or even most aspects of my dating here, just particular ones I"m curious about or think...

I said I"d update on what ever became of the neighbor thing, so here it is as short as possible. A week or two after the movie night where I failed to make a move, there was a music festival in town that I go to every year and a ton of other people do as well. We"d texted back and forth a bit...

I find that my eternal single-ness is more than offset by having a lot of good, fun friends and shit to do. Even if I don"t end up coming across The One, I"ll still be having a blast along the way.

We can"t make any definitive judgements on the people in that story until we establish one paramount fact: was she wearing yoga pants?

So that"s what I"ve been doing. Not nearly as many as I should have had really. I look back and I"m like "yeah, probably should have hit more chicks." The trips, no joke, were generally 75/25 guys to girls, but even then being the guide at the front of the bus with the PA was fucking gold. To...

Does Trexxy"s nose use up both guesses?

Joy!

Maybe she wanted to tag team Ham with the gay?

lol, no, nothing that bad. Patience children.

It"s Tuco"s fault.

Well aware, well aware! Like honestly, when I tell you guys about how I dropped the ball again, it"s like ten times worse than her coming over for movie night and me not making a move. I almost went all the way from embarrassed back over to proud. It"s almost like I have some sort of pathology...

Have not hit it, probably could have but dropped the ball again, but may not entirely be out of the running. I was going to see where things go over the next week or two before posting the whole story.

Maybe they"ll make out and it"ll be thread appropriate. Sort of.

Much classier, true.

Isn"t Antarius the same guy who finger banged some stranger in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Yeah...

Actually even anal with a chick has a pretty low chance of transmitting the virus. Unless you"ve got sores or cuts on your dick. It"s the receiver in male anal sex that is most at risk, not the giver. Circumcision also reduces the risk of transmission.

SOP procedure here is that if you even have the symptoms they"ll give you 4x250mg of whatever antibiotics that you take all at once, and then a week later they give you the test results yay or nay. I guess that big shot of antibiotics wipes everything out real good, but fuck does it play hell...

Jesus, I just had to look up what yolo even meant. Quick, someone throw an asteroid at us before we can figure out space travel and let the infection spread.

Actually, I was taking the opposite tack: that NOT fucking whores doesn"t magically make you immune to STIs, whether you use condoms or not.

No idea if I have had HPV, but it"s likely. I thought that if you"re reasonably sexually active you"re damn near guaranteed to have had it at some point, even if you never showed symptoms and you"ve since flushed it from your system.

^motherfucking combo breaker! Pretend the rest of my post is directly below Dabamf"s. *The hostess gave me a second, third, and fourth glance. Then wrote me a note saying she wanted me inside her. So I signed up for a night class on graphology. Meh, I"ve had three chlamydia scares, with no...

It"s called "natural selection." What exactly is "natural" about reproductive and survival pressures in modern human society, you fucking moron? There"s nothing natural about the selective pressures currently at work on the human genome. Obviously it depends from person to person, but...

I lean against having kids personally, however it has absolutely zero to do with world population or the environment etc. Maybe that factors in for other people, but it certainly doesn"t for me. Personally I lean away from having kids primarily for the reasons TheCutlery mentioned: they"re just...

I thought all threesomes culminate in a simultaneous orgasm as the dudes high five. No?

Eiffel Tower works. Or pig roasting. To what the others have said, yeah, I tend to agree that the key isn"t a great sign, but I"m not going to worry about it.

Super uncommon in my experience, anyways. Even the ones that say they don"t want them when they"re single or casually dating pretty much invariably end up wanting them once they"re in a stable relationship. Didn"t hang out with neighbor yet as her grampa died last week and I played hockey...

He also left out drug and alcohol abuse, bad poetry, finding yourself in Thailand, and going gay.

Sucks man. I think in your mourning that you forgot to attach the pics of her tits, though.

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Yeah, back seat of my car has a console in the middle too. Thanks, Germany.

You honestly haven"t heard that saying before?

I"m not clear on what your issue with the usage of raunchy in that sentence is.

I realize I fucked up, let"s be clear on that. I wasn"t asking for advice or anything, just relating what happened. I know what needs to happen next time. And I didn"t not make a move because I wasn"t sure if she"s interested, that wasn"t why at all. Like I said, a good opportunity didn"t...