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I met that kid when he was a freshmen in high school, my cousin went to school with him. Good kid. Good luck buddy.

Nope.

Nope, I'm pretty damn sexy.

Holy fuck this is stupid, just show me who my team's trading their pick to.

What kind of fat fuck drinks soda anyways?

Because I look good that means I have to pay for sex? How does that work?

Yup.

That's the same girl, just with a couple years of crack cocaine under her belt.

Bro, I think he means why would the woman share that story.

You American Inventors keep referring to this in the plural. It was me who was talking to Khane. You can say it was me, I wont mind I promise.

Yo PM me in AA man, I'll invite you to guild. Name's Sutekhs

It's hilarious how levels don't seem to matter all that much until people get gear. Was questing as a level 42, a level 50 "Arena Master" jumped me while I was kitting 4 crabs. He became part of the kite and just died with the crabs. Thanks for the 100 honor points and helping me complete my...

I go to an old person gym in my area so there are fucking tons of old women in yoga pants that have ridiculous asses for 50-60 year olds. It's really deceiving.

So you were trying to be funny, I see.

I went running today and some lady was doing yard work, had her cocker spaniel off it's leash sitting in her yard with her. When I was a kid I was playing with some friends and their little cocker spaniel came running out and bit me really hard, so I've been afraid of stray dogs and shit ever...

Shit guys I got a negative tucobuck. Fuck.

Nah man I hate scotch and don't smoke. If I ever head that way I'll let you know though. I care because I'm a caring individual.

So you knowingly fucked a chick that would potentially kill you if you stopped talking to her? and now you're too afraid to break it off with her so you're going to drag it on for a couple weeks while being disinterested. Maybe you should just let her murder/suicide you both.

I've seen it before, it actually happened in the town ~10 minutes away from me. Just because one bitch is psycho doesn't mean they all are. Don't misunderstand someone telling you the truth with anger.

White knighting some random whore that has a low enough self-esteem to fuck a loser like you? Get fucking real kid. You're posting in a thread where people normally ask for advice, I'm giving you advice to stop acting like a fucking bitch.

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Do you always live your life like a fucking coward? How about you just tell her you're not interested like a god damn man.

What kind of retarded ass pictures are those for the NES and SNES.

I don't think that's a problem with the women, that's a problem with the men being little bitches. If you want to sleep with the chick and have no interest in being friends other than that you need to make your intentions known.

I don't get it, are you trying to be funny?

Yeah those extra two weeks sure were probably boring for him. Maybe Tom can teach him how to dance in the off-season

I'm sure glad my QB is a man and his wife is a woman.

I've posted pictures on this forum before, if you missed them. Sorry bro.

The death of Gwen was perfect, I was actually afraid they were going to cop out by having her go to England and I'm really glad they didn't. It needs to be there, he needs tragedy.

Just because I don't literally fuck every woman in my life doesn't mean I don't have sex. When you look as good as me it's pretty simple to get laid.

He's a fuckin bitch.

There is almost exactly a 0% chance there will be a Carnage movie. You cannot build a franchise for YA/Kids and then release a movie about one of the most violent villains to ever exist. The movie would have to be rated R and that wont ever happen. Wow... how far apart can people be on a...

Very well done, best of the Spiderman movies yet, Garfield has become Peter Parker, plays him fucking perfectly. When he hosed down Electro with the fireman hat on. A+ Perfect. 9/10.

How does it get weird? They're fucking people bro. It's just like having a friendship with any other person.

Yall Wakandans are retarded, you can want to fuck a chick and still be their friend. it's not fucking rocket surgery.

Chick looks like Ravvenn if she didn't smoke for 20 years.

Servers down?

Doing some early morning streaming/leveling if anyone wants to watch. Twitch

"Kill random named mobs that might be level 30-40 in a certain zone for 55 of something." Cleared that right up, thanks! figured it out, time to level up.