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I've started using canned tomatoes in a lot of recipes instead of the "fresh" tomatoes at the super market. The super market ones always taste like nothing, where as the canned always have a very good tomato flavor. I know growing your own usually is the best, but the produce sections are almost...

Noodle doesn't know the raunchy shit his wife has done, either.

Reported for bullying in the Grown Up section!

Looks good, but I don't know wtf shakshuka is.

Your lunch.

Yes, that's a shameful death if you live in a first world country.

It was some drawing of a Reese's cup with pubes on it and we all signed it for someone. Heaven's Myst maybe? I don't remember. I'm sure someone( @Erronius ) saved it.

I don't find that weird at all. I'm extremely close with my two brothers and if I had sex life problems, I would definitely talk to them.

I did a lot of drugs in the Bush years and I'm now a relatively successful, well-adjusted 40 year old. Thanks, George!

Being a TV dinner table isn't a stretch from a dead fish.

Now I'm horngry.

He already did that back on FOH.

I signed it with the one person I truly love.

This sounds like a case of the naked man. Just show up to work naked and see if there is any chemistry.

Word. Michelle Obama is fit, but she's not pretty. In a month, we'll have the hottest first lady.

Wait a second...there was a bejeweled wow add on?! Did they nerf the API to not allow mini games like that any more?

He lent me 3 bucks for lunch.

I just call that Tuesday night dinner.

I think it's just masturbating at that point. So yes, better.

But sex is also good without it. I can't say the same for Papa John's pizza.

Maybe it's better if you just pour that all over the pizza?

Downloaded this last weekend. I thought this was pretty good. One of the better flicks I've seen in a while.

I will never choose to get Papa John's. It's just the worst. If it's free, I'll eat some, but it's probably dead last in my choice of pizza places. I agree with chaos, though. Sometimes I really like some Pizza Hut. Maybe it's the fact that they just cram cheese and meat into the crusts or that...

Could it possibly be Old Saint Nick taking a dump every winter?

Christmas eve is at my girlfriend's parents' house for their annual Filipino Christmas party(those fuckers love them some Christmas). Then Christmas day we'll go to my mom's and do gifts etc. Then lots and lots of alcohol, as is custom.

Philosofeces.

Word. I wouldn't drive to Orlando for even "very good".

Either way it's very gay.

Whoa, man! I'm a good Catholic boy. I don't know wtf is going on here.

I gotta' drive up to Orlando for the closest one. Meh.

Probably got laid.

Yes, I know Himeo is/was, but I'm pretty sure trollface was as well. What's the consensus, @consensus ?

trollface was a 'men go their own way' dude, wasn't he? You can safely ignore anything he has to say about interaction with the opposite sex.

True that. Shit, I can't even avoid thinking about sex with 90% of the women I walk past during the day.

I'm so hard right now.

Ah yes, the relaxing rush hour traffic really makes all my stress just melt away.

The fried turkey I did on Thanksgiving was pretty good(for a turkey). I'm still a proponent for no turkey at all, but now that I have the fryer, may as well use it.