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Do you levitate?! If I had my thermostat set to 69, my AC would never shut off and my electric bill would be like 1000 bucks. I need to move.

If they get too hot, fuck that shit. I need as cool a mattress as possible.

Yeah, I have 0 interest in the 4cyl. Will give the Colorado a look as well.

Tempurpedic has 60 months at 0% interest as well. I might go that route in a couple months.

I think I need mine by Dec, so just let me know.

@Picasso3 I'm in the market for a new mattress as well. Let me know what you find out.

Yeah, bruh. I set my to 69 and awaaaaaaaaay we go! Sorry for another shitpost, cad. :(

This is me as well. Side/belly sleeper.

Yeah, those bell-ringing whores suck.

It's the exact opposite of comfortable for me. I'm not some weirdo who doesn't like touching, but when I want to actually go to sleep, I'm far more comfortable in my own space.

This gives me a great idea...

Alright, homies...with a kid on the way I need something more practical than my Z. I'm keeping the Z, but am looking to lease a pickup truck for a 2nd car(with space cab). Any opinions on Tacomas? There are some good lease deals going on right now.

I love pastry/pie crust. I prefer it over the filling of the pie usually. Any dough product is my weakness, really. Bread, pastry, cookies, etc. Fuck whole weat flour.

Mine respects is about 70% of the time. That's a fair compromise for me. As for "added warmth", I live in south FL. I needed added cooling.

I often sleep shitty when traveling, but I chalk it up to a different bed. Sometimes my gf sleeps at her parents house and I always sleep better in my bed when she's not there. That's not to say I get shitty sleep when she is there, but I just don't want someone up on me when I'm trying to...

I wish I could sleep in different rooms(or beds). I sleep so much better when I'm the only one in a bed.

I don't think we should impeach Cad, but he should be forced to go to sense of humor therapy.

Tuco will take up Cad's position. He needs two positions to fit comfortably.

Build the brick oven and she'll let you hit it from the back on every third Thursday of the month.

I laughed at this.

What about before you met? Did she ever masturbate then?

And you don't find that strange? She even dreams about it and still doesn't ever do it?

And I knew you weren't.

I would rather be judged than have a fry fall in between my seat and center console!

I wonder why it's not working...

Radio Head - No Surprises

trex is already self-conscious about her taco, man.

The maze is just part of The Black Cowboy class epic quest.

Crap in a Box

The saying goes: Baking is a science, cooking is an art. I usually wing it during the week, but on weekends I'm usually trying new recipes etc. As you said, with baking, I'm always pretty exact.

Your butthole?

That escaped whore-bot's tits looked quite biological as well. I made sure to watch several times to confirm.

, he said while furiously masturbating.

I just feel like masturbating is something you naturally explore and do and being 'sheltered' or 'conservative' don't usually play into it. At least that's how it was for me. I don't think your women are lying. They are just fucking weird as hell.

I would, but I recently started requiring my girlfriend clap for me every time I come home so that would probably cause some issues.

Yeah, I bought some under cabinet lights at Ikea this weekend. When my electrician comes, I'm going to discuss powering options. Even if I don't have them on the switch, Ikea has a wireless remote switch you can pretty much put wherever.

Update on kitchen. Counter is in and plumbing is complete. As much as I like the look of the faucet, I think I'm going to return it and put in something else. It doesn't pull out far enough in relation to the size of the sink.. A sample of the backsplash mosaic is in the pic below. They will...

@Amod Why was this Rickshaw'd?

If we're including manspreading, stand-rape and stare-rape my numbers are off the fucking chart.

You'll get no argument from me here. As far as I know, JJ Abrams has 0 writing credits for the show and is only a producer. Hopefully that will help keep this less Lost-like.