RE: The threesome prank - You tell your wife you want a threesome and if she agrees, you tell her the names of the two girls you want to do it with(not including her).
I didn't say I want to fuck every chick I see, but I most definitely see a few every day I would happily give it to, were I not in a relationship. My main point is simply that it's not practical to completely cut off all communication with people you find attractive
I never said acting on it was intercourse. Getting a number. Calling her. Meeting for drinks. Any of those would constitute acting on it and that's the point where I would feel wrong. If I avoided every chick I wanted to fuck, I would never leave my house.
180 calories of gin will get you just as drunk as that 400 calorie honey-wheat quad-max IPA. It's not like all of the calories in that beer are alcohol.
Also, if you're going to drink 12 - 18(fuck...), you should try to switch to something with less calories than craft beer. You're going to weigh 1200 lbs on top of having a broken liver.
I can probably put away 8 or 9 and feel fine the next day if I'm drinking water every other drink as well. You learn a lot of tricks when you're a functioning alcoholic.
I'm most definitely a 'heavy drinker' according to this (Drinking Levels Defined | National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA:emoji_nose: and I limit myself to only drinking on the weekends. I can definitely tie one on, though.
Aug/Sep/Oct are basically the worst 3 months for rain and the "busiest" part of hurricane season. It's hot, humid and rains a lot. June and July are not as bad.
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