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I haven't been paying attention. Where did the Brady Retirement wheel finally land? Retired or not?

ATM Machine RIP in peace I would respond to that one with "Oh you mean me Estimated ETA of ARRIVAL?" And don't answer until they confirm. "Well, I'm averaging 55 miles per MPH and the GPS system says I have 15 minutes to go. So you do the math. What's 55 divided by 15?"

I liked it too. I was a bit disappointed when they did the soaking thing. If that had been me, I would have been like "Of course I know about soaking. Mormon or Amish? Sit down noah, lets talk about the poophole loophole" I wonder what they were going to do if the dude agreed to go jump on...

I found the series on MAX and decided to make sure I was caught up as prep for the new season. I was 2 seasons back reading the descriptions going "None of this is ringing a bell"

You must be mistaken sir. Jackie Daytona was not a vampire. I believe he was just a regular human bartender. Proof:

the screaming when she turns into the bat thing still fucking kills me.

Still no sign of the second best vampire ever? (Next to Colin)

carry it on and put it under the seat. yes.

Bro, go to wal mart right now and get a cheap TV, then swap it with the one at the hotel.

Reminds me of a mexican place I went to over the weekend. They had cajun crawfish enchiladas on the menu. My first thought was "What the fuck? Never order seafood from a mexican place, especially not cajun food". But they turned out to be pretty good.

Sure sure. It'll get you all the way to the scene of the accident. Quick too. I bet you'll get there at least 30 minutes before the paramedics show up.

Lucky for you, folering your food is always an option.

Then soon after you have more steel. Or aluminum if that's what your rims are made of.

That tire so bald, maybe it's not nails at all, but the steel belts wearing through the last layer of rubber.

Says the loser who doesn't eat century eggs.

I didn't realize there was a competition for "worst way to prepare an egg". Did this win, or was it just the runner up? This comes from people who think fish eyeballs are a delicacy.

wat da fuk is a ramen egg? I assumed it was a typo at first, but you keep typoing it the same way.

Do we have a scottish FOH'er? Pretty sure we're all american so the scottish and fung shway meanings don't count. The 3 brits don't count as scottish either.

Red doors mean your house is open to visitors. Hobos, escaped slaves, and basically anyone passing through can stop in for a visit and a meal. So I agree with Sanrith. White doors; cause fuck strangers. My current door is stained wood. I'm going to paint it white when I get home just in...

I don't think that's the kind of eating disorder barbie has.