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The proportional differential between value: dik suk and value: gud is entirely dependent on the variation of your likelihood of playing with friends. The less likely you are to play with friends the more dik suk this game gets. The more likely you are to play with friends the more gud...

Who knew it took over 500 pages to hug it out. Some serious stubborn valuation right there. Straight up 500 pages worth of stubborn. I love it though, got plenty of daily chuckles in. I just wonder how the make-up sex is going to be. ;-D I can only picture it to be like Obama with...

Oh man, Rescorla proposed to Ut, that was a twist I didn't see coming. Some walking dead shit right there.

Partially correct, certain tanks, IE: Nightblade AE siphon tank can hold group threat decently as they're generating both healing and magick damage threat in one cast. This can also be casted while holding block with a 1h/shield combo. ?

A bagel bite IS a smaller version of a pizza! Fking hate bagel bites.

HitlerVideo uses Confusion! Byr is Confused and deals damage to itself!

FWIW: I've seen resco post in the d3 thread recently.

That feel when you load into cold harbor and the weapons on the tables are un-interactable due to untested megaserver load. :-:emoji_nose:

Raid preparation bro

Bro we all know they spent the last 6 months on the tutorial.

God if this is what raiding is like, I don't want to do it. I mean there's twelve guys trying to down a shill boss, and an anti-shill boss. It's so much work. It's gotta be a raid though right? I mean there's 12 guys in here. That means you guys are raiding Raiding right? ESO Thread: Raid...

Gauntlet legends was so fun, man.. is ESO gonna be Gauntlet Legends: Online?

I clicked it, you got me, I lose. Got a good chuckle though, maybe I win?

Discussion on making PVP "Funner": Here's a start, let me be able to tell the difference between a DK Talons hit for 50dmg/sec and Burning Oil 600dmg/sec. Because right now I have the same number of < 's on my hp bar, and I'm under the same copy paste burning particle effect. Thanks.

Also factor in replayability, lockout timers etc. Most of the dungeons up to 50 are only really worthwhile to do once for the skill point. I hope this value-set isn't carried over into the vr10 stuff.

Raids are 95% lame in general, unless its a pvp raid.

Whole lot of nothing in that Sage Post: "we will support you playing the way you want to play." Thanks Sage! Oh wait where's my debuff window? "we want you to experience the game as we have intended you to." Oh.. **Confirmed: Pants are now hats**

Wait... Ut was in goon squad? Oh man..

No bow, only one staff, I feel like I'm about to have sex with someone who's untested

Your skill in Dodge has increased (52)

The purity of the elderscrolls shall not be tainted by such things as chat bubbles and functional interfaces. Let's not forget that in previous ES games we could actually view debuffs under 30 seconds in the character pane. (Think eating an alchemy item and seeing the reduced magicka for...

You forgot no chat bubbles

God this was fun to read. +nets

Church! I dunno about you, but when my girlfriend socks me in the dick, I wonder who the fuck did that, then she kisses me on the cheek and I completely forget about getting socked in the dick.

Okay blackwulf, that drawn out "Fk you playerbase, you're idiots, we don't want to give you many choices" is definitely not a +EV for this game. FWIW those ingame effects that get applied, get overwritten by the most recent application. Example: Try fucking telling the difference between a...

omg how could you not own J4, he's the king.

What would you guys say to a Guild Store browser board in cyrodil? Where in your campaign you could view all available keeps' markets side by side? I feel like this would keep markets competetive on a campaign wide basis while also providing the general player base some kind of guild "pride" or...

I'm like a broken record on this: Don't buy this game if you don't intend on playing with anyone during it. The solo experience is hit or miss for most, for me, it's a miss. Do buy this game if you intend on playing with friends, or atleast attempt to make some in the game. Cyrodil and...

They sure do, but Sage chokes them out to re-do the tutorial every single time. Wheeler seems to be the only free standing entity there aside from some of the mega server BS he has to work around. FFS - the tutorials been re-hashed 3 times in 3 weeks. 3 times in 3 weeks for 3 minutes of...

Tricky part here is guesting and campaign hopping, rare resources aren't rare if you can just go to some low unbalanced campaign and claim the map for the rare stuff. This type of stuff loses all meaning when there's 75 different servers you can get them from.

Have fun using zone chat for anything other than spamming WTS/WTB

Why does a dog eat from a garbage can every chance it gets? I'm fuckin hungry man, I don't know any better, don't hate. Atleast I know what I'm eating.

Wondering this myself. What's it called when you do a "self-bait and switch"? A failed marriage? Idk. Those of you who bought this game on the premise of decent PVE should probably cancel before it's too late.

It doesn't get any better, the only thing you can control is your own play. Just do your best to have a positive impact on your team and keep queing up. Going on tilt is never the answer.

I've got my 25 pack of hotpockets, piss bucket, and anti-chafing cream. Poopsocking to 50 in ~18 hours, so I can murder babies in Cyrodil with my godlike untracable ghost DoTs.

Nope, everyone's a purist now. Get canabalized. FWIW: They're making a huge mistake with these decisions.

I'm pro choice also, I'd like the ability to choose what I want to see.

These devs are making mistake after mistake. Kind of sad really because Cyrodil is pretty legit. Tons of my friends are canceling because of the recent development. Hmm.

Hold up Ut, are you saying you played ESO with friends? It wasn't quite as obvious as you make it out to be. :-D Although I might just be entirely misunderstanding your context. *shrug* FWIW, I think controllers are the worst, so I don't buy xbox/ps stuff. *additionalshrug*

I've been saying not to buy this game if you don't have any friends and do not intend to make any. Not sure if that counts. In my ultra-subjective opinion, you need friends to make this game worth the purchase. Additional Edit: Friends for this genre are getting harder to find as time goes...