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  1. Sylas

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    can we at least wait until the show starts before astro goes full astro in this thread? never thought i'd miss woolygimp derails
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    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

    after reading the early reviews, thought I was going to hate it. Didn't. Wished the awesome mix soundtrack vol 2 was better, the sound track of the first one really made that film, the songs in this one was a snooze fest by comparison. And yeah this one takes place 2 months after Vol 1, so in...
  3. Sylas

    Silicon Valley

    Wow ok so that premise I thought would last for at least half a season, lasted all of about 20 minutes. Guess the guys will join richard on his new gig. So I guess this season will be about making a new internet eh. lol shit has been sketchy on realism for several seasons now.
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    Silicon Valley

    They were too stupid to figure out how to create a UI for their multibillion dollar platform last season, instead tried to explain to plebs how the sausage was made and lost all funding. Individual jokes are usually well written but the overarching plotline of this show is just something you...
  5. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Nah faggots in this thread gave me false hope and sold me on false pretenses. That they continue to try and spin this shit is why I must call them out for ridicule. I'm not so poor that $43 dollars is going to break me, it's the fucking principle. That $43 dollars is now in the hands of some...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Another lying liar trying to justify this shit, don't listen to him. From his description it sounds like it's a shooter, and it's similar to ME3. This is patently false. While the systems may be similar to ME3 (they aren't, but lets pretend they are) ME3 was just an improved ME2 cover shooter...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Here is my "Clean" review of this game, to educate and inform people who, like me, was on the fence and "didn't mind the sjw-ness since that's been a staple of Bioware games for forever". I thought, if it bothers you just ignore the romance options, nbd right? Bioware is dead. Nobody who was...
  8. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    A) Shut the fuck up faggot there is no defending this gutter trash. B) Shut the fuck up faggot you are wrong. The cockpit is clearly at the front of the ship as you can see from inside. Now normally a little creative leeway is given for scaling interiors to exteriors and as long as it's logical...
  9. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I'm back to playing the original Trilogy I just wanted to point out yet another pet peeve about this shit was the damn ship designs. It's clear that no one with any goddamn talent or intelligence was involved in making this game on any fucking level, but they couldn't even google up pictures...
  10. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    lol how is that a nice thing? With a lot of bullshit tedium you can get a vehicle that's still infinitely shittier than Mako from ME1. That's all this game is, fucking tedium. The worst elements of the 3 previous games amalgamated together in a shit sandwich of which there is no escape...
  11. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    oh man this game is even gayer than I thought. So they took the shitty controls of the Mako from ME1, took the cannon off so it's just a car, and then combined that with the shitty scanning for resources mechanic from ME2. So basically you drive around this shitty car that handles like shit...
  12. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    goddamnit. So yeah, brief history. I played ME1 for about 15 minutes back in the day, wasn't exactly looking for a cover shooter, didn't get in to it. And I played and beat ME2 when it came out but that was the extent of my ME experience. Never bothered with ME3 because I heard the ending...
  13. Sylas

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I've never payed for tv I came out the womb with the cord cut
  14. Sylas

    Justice League (2017)

    I don't get it. Your gif is you, shit posting loudly? Are you trying to say i'm shit posting? I'm so confused. Ahhh I get it now. It's the titties. Carter has an extra cup size over Gadot. All the crying over physique and gadot being too short too small and too skinny and "not muscular...
  15. Sylas

    Justice League (2017)

    Yeah know i'm not quite old enough to have grown up watching Linda Carter's wonder woman TV show, so please enlighten me on this? Everyone says this, she's no Linda Carter? Since I have no direct observational experience here, I defer to those of you who do, Please explain what you mean by...
  16. Sylas

    Life (2017)

    So I didn't actually go see this yet, but someone who has, question for you:
  17. Sylas

    Legion

    Yeah going to concur. I just kinda assumed this season would deal with expelling the Shadow King and the fall out from doing so, is what fractures his mind and creates the multiple personalities. So season 2 is the start of the Dis-associative Identy Disorder which is what makes him, Legion...
  18. Sylas

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I have the discs. On shit wifi. Mp is out of the question, as is downloading a bunch of random dlc. What's the 1 dlc I need for non shit ending to me3?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So im currently living in a hotel, just bought a new laptop, bored to shit, went to the store. Decided to buy mass effect trilogy for 20 bucks. I played 1 and 2 but skipped 3 cus I heard the ending sucked plus you had to do some extra mobile game add on shit to not just die at the end. What...
  20. Sylas

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    not sure if this will embed:
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    Dave Chappelle

    Yeah thats an example of it. He keeps going back to that well over and over again throughout the entire set, it's easily 1/3 if not half his material, so no idea how you "aren't noticing it". Not as bad in the Austin set, maybe dwelt on it only 5 minutes total.
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    Dave Chappelle

    other than he firmly believes the bullshit narrative about cops murdering black people and they have it so bad lol, the sets were pretty good. In fact he does a good job of explaining in the austin show that this is a new phenomenon coming back. Then by the LA set it's "oh this shit always...
  23. Sylas

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I'm sorry did you think Empire was worse than an 8/10? Do you prefer ninja yoda doing flips and shit, You have the beef cake yoda action figure with the kung fu grip?
  24. Sylas

    Black Desert

    Musa is definitely faster than a zerker at equivalent AP, probably at any AP. But yeah wiz/witch is just better
  25. Sylas

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    thats_where_you_are_wrong_kiddo.gif I'm not a huge star wars fan. I appreciate them for what they were, at the time, special effect extravaganzas that told a familiar hero's journey story in a way that brought "scifi" into the mainstream in ways that hadn't been seen before. But it's just...
  26. Sylas

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    In a word, yes. It's certainly a different, somewhat somber tone, than normal star wars films. Watch if: You are interested in learning how the rebel alliance got their hands on the death star plans immediately before Episode 4. You want a well crafted yet somewhat revisionist/retcon...
  27. Sylas

    Life (2017)

    Gonna see this tomorrow on the .001% chance it's actually a venom prequel and the denial is just CYA. Edit:. Also no reason why this and potentially the first venom film aren't full blown sci-fi horror films. "Life" and "Life 2(IE venom)" both work very well as alien tributes. No reason to...
  28. Sylas

    Cheated out of my youth

    just move to the middle east. The age of fucking is 9. Plus is no such thing as a woman giving consent.
  29. Sylas

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Rogue One, better than Prequels and Episode 7. Worse than Original Trilogy.
  30. Sylas

    Marvel's Iron Fist

    yeah sorry can't take any opinion seriously that puts LC anywhere other than the bottom. DD2, JJ, DD1, LC so far. about 3 episodes in and wondering why it needs to be 13 episodes. very slow build up. agree with: it's just stupid so far.
  31. Sylas

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    We don't know yet precisely what causes gender dysphoria (and there's likely several culprits, including genetic defects, environmental/chemical affecting the mothers ability to properly create the necessary hormones, etc) but we're getting pretty damn close to understanding the exact mechanism...
  32. Sylas

    The Secret World

    Skill system is great, graphics are dated and the combat mechanics themselves are pretty clunky. This was one of the first action combat MMOs and it's got too much of the hotbar/global cooldown feel to it. Combat/animations needs to be more fluid.
  33. Sylas

    Black Desert

    actually its 124mil @ $170, which is lolsy if you are trying to p2w. You've always been able to buy horse skill/breed reset tokens which eventually enable you to make more silver on the horse market than if you didn't use those items, so the game has always been "p2w, with ultra shitty RNG...
  34. Sylas

    Black Desert

    PS there is a system to go for TRI, go for TET, etc. Yeah it's a grind, but the reason people get frustrated is by focusing on getting TRI or TET or whatever on a single item, this is the wrong way to do it. I know this counters the common thought process of "ill just get my weapon...
  35. Sylas

    Black Desert

    ya there is only 1 NA server, 1 Euro server, etc now. There's 36 channels now, +4 Olvia ones (100 exp bonus) for new comers/returning to game players
  36. Sylas

    Black Desert

    eh, it's called TET Roulette and if you weren't prepared for that outcome then sorry for your loss :/ but that is the system to get TETs. the only way to build failstacks for a good tet attempt, is to fail tet attempts. i'm still at the TRI or CRY stage, but will be moving up to TET Roulette...
  37. Sylas

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    literally every single one of your definitions matches mine, not yours.
  38. Sylas

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    uh yeah, Gender and biological sex are the same thing. Now gender roles have a biological basis but are also impacted by cultural norms, and gender expression is nearly entirely based on cultural norms. You are male, you will always be male, from a biological, gender sense. That's what Gender...
  39. Sylas

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    ftfy
  40. Sylas

    Black Desert

    You receive 84.5% with a value pack. 100% - 35% = 65%, 65% X 30% = 84.5%