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  1. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 2

    rip? You lead a sheltered life. That was a completely neutral recounting of the facts that led me to vote for you.
  2. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I didn't realize he had shot at him till this past week. I thought that was the reason Kyle was checking the gun. Maybe he had tried to shoot and it didn't go bang. But now I'm wondering if he he was checking it because of the miss. You know, like "goddamnpieceogshitgun why'd you miss?"...
  3. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 2

    He never said when this round would end.
  4. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I thought the cowboys vs falcons game would be a shootout. I expected the other team to shoot a little too. This is more like the valentines day massacre. Edit: I saw on the morning shows the O/U was 55 and I was thought that was way too low.
  5. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    In that case, Kyle should get qualified immunity since the perp thought he was a cop. It's a better argument than the prosecution has.
  6. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Dak got yanked because he's stinking up the joint. It's coopering time. Matty Ice is acting like Oprah today You get an INT You get an INT EVERYBODY GETS AN INTERCEPTION!!!111!!1
  7. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I missed something. Why won't Dallas kick a FG? Reminds me of high school.
  8. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    My take on the video from the very beginning was that the 1 armed bandit froze. I've never been in a firefight but I've been told by anyone who has that you really don't know how you're going to react until you get into one. He started to shoot him. Then he got scared when he saw the rifle...
  9. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    This is shooped. Biden doesn't sniff blacks. He wraps swimming pool chains around their heads and tells them to get out of the pool.
  10. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Back when he first started molesting 8 year olds they probably did.
  11. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He's molests girls too. He's not a typical chomo.
  12. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    So he regurgitates whatever the latest 8 year old told him?
  13. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    It's cute that you think joe is told anything. He was given a teleprompter to read.
  14. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    You mean scissoring with the also lesbian amazonian baliff? Because that's exactly like I think it would go. Yes because you're not the forum cop. You're anadmin. amod are the forum cops. If Joe biden took a guy outside and whipped him for trying to show everyone his daughter's diary, that...
  15. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    How do you know? They might have been trans whites at the time of death. Has anyone conducted a séance to find out? Seems pretty simple, it could be done right there in court after they measure the rifle.
  16. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Winning has that effect.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know why, in $Current_Year, my phone can't be set to auto-block any text I get from a fucking email address. In my whole life I've gotten 2 legitimate texts from an email. Once was a buddy showing me how to do it and the other was from an automated system that, while it was legit, I...
  18. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    If I was on the jury and actually thought he had violated that law, I could see returning a not guilty because what he's been through already is way worse than whatever the punishment for a misdemeanor would be. They were going to use civil rights charges. Since no black people were involved...
  19. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 2

    Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - Astr0 is basically a pro at being an asshat. He's never gunna win the whole shebang, but he will always be a contender. Furry vs. Muurloen - For shitting up the NFL thread for pages upon pages about how deshawn physically can't be traded ever. Hoss vs. Vanessa - I'm...
  20. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 2

    No you don't have to vote in all of them. The vote can just be invalid. RTFM dumbass.
  21. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    wut? Erudite cock is very slender
  22. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Of course it is. I don't even think that's ironic, it's working as intended. Kinda like how race baiters want American Inventor to maintain it's magical power. This is the new sharecropping. Whatever means necessary to keep them on the plantation.
  23. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He's a black sheriff who escaped the plantation. So anything reported about his is absolutely definitely true and there's no reason whatsoever to doubt it. It's just happening in soooooooooooppppppeeeeeerrrrrr slllloooooooooowwwww moooooooooooooo
  24. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Forget the area. The country is still mostly white. It should be the exception not the rule when a jury isn't mostly white. They're probably thinking of the prison population. Insert a 13% / 50% meme here.
  25. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Where were the 3 perps from? Were they all local kenosha boys? I think she was there to testify that she collected the evidence she was shown. The stuff about the unfired rounds and re-racking the gun were just add ons instead of getting an expert because she was someone the jury would...
  26. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    You're a moron. I'll leave gowdy out of it because I don't know what he's doing. I may not like crenshaw but you can't say he's not doing anything. He wouldn't be pissing off so many people if he wasn't doing anything. What exactly do you expect any of them to do as members of the minority...
  27. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    Are you saying alinity is worse than the disgusting fatties or that same asian girl over and over? As bad as that resting bitch faced thot is, she brings his average up.
  28. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    Aww are you angry that I have you winning it all? Don't fret, my predictions are always garbage tier. Last time I filled out an NCAA bracket I got none right. Out in the first round. I'm sure that will be the case this time because PEOPLE REALLY LIKE YOU, sport.
  29. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Was glock medic an autist? We used to have a poster named gaige or gage. I think that was his real name and other than being too thin that photo looks a lot like him. He had the gaged earlobes and derpy look too. Come to think of it, glock medic is probably too young. Gaige would be in his...
  30. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Glock medic saw Kyle was looking at the gun so he took the opportunity to attack. I think the prosecutors would have made a better case if they claimed that kyle was baiting him into attacking by pretending to clear a jam.
  31. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I was wondering why they were asking hotcop about that earlier. In the video it did look like he checked his gun. I remember we were all gushing about how he did all that accurate snap shooting AND cleared a fucking jam while being attacked. But whatever he did it wasn't enough of a movement...
  32. Hoss

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    She's basically a classical liberal who's ties to the democrat party are so deep that she can't quit them. Most likely because hawaii is so deeply blue she knows she would never get elected again if a R ever showed up after her name. But we have some island bros who could speak more to that.
  33. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    Like what? Pretty sure all I do is ask questions in there. Like, where do I stream, etc.
  34. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    I will admit you vs astr0 was a tough one. But in the end, he is an asshat in way more forums than you are.
  35. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    I might be swayed a little bit by my belief that you should beat him. You're a way bigger asshat. No one would even know what he does round here if there weren't like 3 people who get triggered by negs.
  36. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    I'm tempted. But mudcrush is thirsty for it and this forum is full of simps.
  37. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    My brackets. Just a note, that bottom right bracket will be the most hotly contested. It should have been arranged so those people could meet later. That's easily half of the top 10 asshats on the forum down there, and a few more would be in the top 15.
  38. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    I wish there was a way to do custom NCAA brackets and we could all fill them out with our predictions.
  39. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 1

    He would crush you. But luckily for you he's not getting past lanx. That's one of my nominees, he's going far.
  40. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I'm old and all the years are running together. How long ago was it that they let him go?