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bareback BJ, white street walker, asian massage parlor, law enforcement The fact that I now know all that indicates something has gone horrible wrong in my life...

This thread is ruining POF for me, bitches on there are too normal and too much trouble. Reading that usasexguide really makes me want to go hit up an AMP and get a BBBJ, hah hah!

Don't fuck a needle junkie man, if anything just pay her to insert things and take some pics for the lulz. Maybe get a handjob for your trouble.

Uh huh, sure. You have the ad, you called from your local number yet?

I didn't fucking start the conversation...

you don't even lift bro, i'm disappoint

Jesus Christ i'm in for a 100 if you can pull it off, but I don't think you got those kind of balls bro

u serious? I don't see you 'banging the hooker' in real life for internet lulz

That's the only time you really feel 110% alive, chasing some strange pussy. It's like fucking heroin though, the more you do it, the less it means. k- selection to r-selection in action...

casino bro

ya man, if you had to hit 'restart' or 'off' on the human race and your only oocyte came from shelly, 8 out of 10 dentists would recommend 'off' 100% of the time.

Shit, more like ~10, forgot about nuevo laredo and new orleans. fuck

I think this is the meth version of the long con...

~5

There's no way, you are too nice a guy IRL.

wtf...I'm pretty drunk, but still, wtf?

Is it wrong that this thread makes me wnat to find my own junkie with a heart of gold?

Godamnit I'm just drunk enough to order that, but i'm half a continent away

holy fuck...

Watched a couple today, I see no evidence that Spacey is really a malevolent bad guy. But of course I thought the same of Don Corleone.

God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard? Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl

Czech Republic

Edit - oops, never drink and post

Are you looking for International editions? My Genetics course this semester required an access code for MasteringGenetics and I found the international edition for 45 bucks and it came with the access code as well.

Ya the dolphin story was amazing. It makes me wonder if dolphins have passed down stories of humans from generation to generation through language and that entire populations near human habitation are almost 'domesticated' in a sense. Probably not, but I definitely consider dolphins and other...

You do realize that mouth herps are HSV1, dick herps are HSV2 and transmission rates for HSV1 to genitals and HSV2 to mouth are low and uncommon right? The real threat is if she was in the actual shedding stage in her sweet poontang and he went from fingering her to playing with his cock with...

Good stuff. If I posted that on FB it would still get less responses than some random fat bitch complaining about her day.

Dude you just blew my motherfucking mind. I've watched the Wire all the way through at least three times and I never put that together. Would give you more rep if I could. Now I can't wait to marathon it all over again with all that in mind. Fuck. Just not enough hours in the day.

How bad is the herps in Korea?

I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for furniture on AP now. I am buying tons of shit from Amazon since getting it. Definitely getting my money's worth (6 mo free for students).

No doubt in my mind he's really that stupid. I was a construction foreman for a couple years under a guy that was 100% just like that, all the way down to the ridiculous bible thumper nonsense. Have you noticed that none of Dave's crew ever wear those fucking 3:16 Mining tshirts, but all of...

I don't have wild, crazy dreams about flying, sharks, falling off a cliff, whatever. I did have a couple EQ dreams when I was overdosing on that shit. All my dreams are completely random, mundane shit that makes no sense in the light of day. I also never, ever have nightmares. I probably...

Ya, that's all true. I do have a tendency to get into short little relationships that burn white hot for a couple months, then fizzle out. But those couple months are SO much fun.

Don't teachers in America already have enough shit on their plate to deal with besides learning how to be a fucking armed security guard?

My prediction is there is no "motherload", at least not in the truest sense of the word. ToddCrew will probly get close to a thousand ounces and when it's all piled up it will certainly look impressive and technically live up to the "motherload" that was advertised early in the season, but when...

I can look past Parker's mistakes because of his youth and amibition, he will learn from his mistakes. Todd on the other hand has no excuse.

How do you remember your dreams in such detail so long after the fact? Did you keep a journal?

If I could figure out how to paste a 300 message convo in Android, I would, it was textbook sexting rolled over into closing the deal.

Dude bro, she's the one txting the filthy. I've been around the block a couple times. She's ten years younger than me, I definitely know better than to play the eager puppy dog. But I'm damn sure not gonna ignore her and not text back.