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bless you Anyway I'm sure they have whore house massage places in thailand just like any other civilized country. But in the US the whorehouses are called Asian massages. Thai massages are always on the up and up in my experience.

Folger is doing the honorable thing not trying the russian turd move here. He replied to denamian's post where he laid out that his bans would be consecutive and invited more people to it. There are no grounds to argue that he thought they would be concurrent. The only way the terms could be...

Thai massage. Those are the people who walk on you. I had some back issues once caused by half my back tightening up and it was amazing. When they ask you if you want it hard or soft, tell them "pretend I insulted your ancestors and don't stop when I yell". Don't ask for a happy ending...

I have more stories. Let me know if you want to hear them.

Here's the story Of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls All of them had hair of gold Like their mother The youngest one in curls It's the story Of a man named Brady Who was busy with three boys of his own They were four men Living all together Yet they were all alone 'Til...

Just remember that happened under Trump. Don't go giving Biden credit for this one.

Don't worry it doesn't actually cost you any real money. If you've had an account for more than 2 weeks you have enough latinum to afford it.

Probably not. I've seen canned ammo. Not just spam cans, which are kind of common, but also tin cans.

If that is true then why the fuck can't I stop eating junk food?

I'm only a few episodes in and was enjoying it but stopped watching for some reason. Partly because I figured out her friend was the spook and killed the guy. But what are they doing with season 2? Do they wrap up the murder and she gets involved in another? Or is it not wrapped up? I am...

Gee, I can't figure out which is more likely. It's anyone's guess. There's probably no one on the board who has an opinion on it either. It's literally a coin flip.

Are we allowed to point out what that says about his mom, or is that going too far?

Holy shit, is that for personal taxes or do you have a business? I don't think I could come up with 300 pages of shit if that was a specific requirement. "Send us 300 pages or we start fining you" Who the fuck is that? I'm guessing a character on Jersey Shore?

I fucking love that your sig is praising suenig. After every bit of racist nazi garbage you post, there's the little line praising the jackass just like he deserves.

lol. So just tell us who the good ones are. Maybe they can all wear a badge of some sort for easy identification later on.

Oh well shit. He's got a jewish friend @Sanrith Descartes did you hear that? There's no way he's anti semite. You don't know his jewish friends so don't ask who they are.

What is even your point? That you don't hate all semites or that your hatred isn't limited to them? Are you an anti-semite+?

Then warm the cockles of my heart with all the criticism McCarthy has tossed around this year.

You guys sound like a live octopus would be better. I mean for our viewing pleasure, sure it would be better, but not if we're talking about red flags.

I'd take Garret back in Dallas.

Can I interest you chargers in McCarthy? *slaps roof* You can fit soooooo many superbowl rings in this bad boy

Fuck yeah he does. Captain Jack is my favorite Who character. I got excited when he mentioned he was going to check in on gwen even though I despised her. Captain Jack isn't what held Torchwood back. It was all the godawful characters around him. I think there was one other decent character...

Dammit, add the cowboys to that list! Please?

Well you see timmy. When a person is a mentally deranged sexual deviant but doesn't have the courage to mutilate their genitals, they get into things like ageplay.

No not at all. In fact I think i'm back on your side now. She does coke, right? So why doesn't she just dissolve come coke in her coke if that's what she wants? If there's any red flag in that post it's that she couldn't think of that herself. Another red flag would be if she'd use the time...

It's what they call your mom at down at the Fisherman's Wharf.

Not sure if you quoted before my edit or if you're quibbling over the name deep snapper.

If Houston had it, they'd probably wind up picking a punter addicted to heroine or a deep snapper who beats other people's children.

Using shit as lubricant. Still on topic for a thread about keg, but you're going to have to teach that class.

Why not? I did. Suenig hated me way more than LLR hates you and LLR probably hates me more than he hates you too. I didn't do it for them, I did it because I love this community and want to help build a nice home for it.

If you like, we can re-purpose this thread into a class on advanced shitting techniques. It wouldn't even really be a derail since the thread was always about keg.

We gotta make 2 assumptions here. First is that it's a 6 band code that repeats because the dress is too long. Second is that the pinkish color is really orange (which is how it appears in this picture). So we got Violet, Red, Violet, Gold, Violet, Orange. Her resistance is 72.7 ohms, .1...

When I say stealer I am making mock of the team and the city. Just wanna be clear about that. McCarthy is the dumbest fucking coach. I know it's a long shot but I hope not challenging that catch prompts jones to fire him. I'd rather Jones himself be coach than that dipstick. I aint gunna...

Like on the same level as parents who would lock their kids in the car as punishment?

That's preposterous. Why the fuck would a kid that old still have a paci?

Make fun of my old man glasses all ya want, I can see well enough to unlock a fucking car door. Unlike that full sized human in the front seat. But seriously if it's not foaming at the mouth what is that shit its face?

Is the toddler foaming at the mouth?

I would have thought the same thing if my cousin hadn't told us over Christmas that his wife had hit the garage twice. Wait, shit I hope fred isn't my cousin.

The HFCS and cocaine would cancel each other out and it would be healthier than cactus juice.