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I wanna see a meth head auction show. I just wanna watch them bidding in 5 cent increments on a light switch and getting into arguments when it gets to 50 cents because the owner was runnin it up. Then see them bid $4k on a matchbox general lee. Maybe have a remington bronze statue come...

Dammit. I could give them a full vial of semen pretty easily. But on the other hand, I'd RATHER have help collecting that one.

I don't want any business to fail on general principal, but I'd be a lot more saddened by this if every theater in my area hadn't gone to those suck ass leather chairs. If I wanted leather fucking seats, I'd buy them for my house. Shitty leather too, I can't even tell for sure it's not vinyl...

No way to order it and do it at home? Thanks.

Where can I buy them?

Well, it didn't count because of the holding, right? Of course it was forgotten.

Fifty - somethings are the ones with money though.

Did you see the show where Dan Harmon was raping a baby? He was also responsible for Rick and Morty. Did you ever see Lucas's first movie? TXHsomethingorother? That was supposedly pretty horrible too but somehow he managed to shit out Star Wars. Nobody hits a home run every time they step...

I did not know that. That was blind luck, I was expecting a real review. But well played. I still haven't seen the girl ghostbusters BTW so his involvement here doesn't mean much to me.

Guys. He can't recognize sarcasm even after it's pointed out to him. He is obviously the chosen one to evaluate all comedy everywhere. Lets ask him what he thinks of the new ghostbusters.

And you're a complete fucking moron if you think the US office is an actual realistic representation.

Dude. Do you think the US version of The Office is set in a UK office? Unless there's a Scranton, Pennsylvania in the UK ... no.

The US office was a very realistic representation of working in an office. The UK office was much more stuffy and scripted than a real office is.

I think burren is right. Looks like it's a still from a video where she was shaking her ass manually.

I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.

Oh shit you were dealing with THE PFY? You're lucky you survived. As I recall, he eventually learned all of the BOFH's tricks and offed him. The lad's a stone cold killer. Hope you didn't cop too much of an attitude with him, he might have setup a surprise for you...

What is the actual difference between knocking and tapping? Is it just the use of your knuckles vs fingertips? I don't think so because you can tap with your knuckles. But can you knock with your fingertips? So is it defined by loudness? If so, where's the line?

I guess in a way, brits are hipster americans. They were speaking english and dominating the world before it was cool.

They all look really good except the Cowboys and the Eagles. I wonder if the designer is a giants fan and just hates them.

No, it wasn't. It was just first. Fucking hipster.

I was a pretty big fan back then, I read every post in the highlander usenet group (which was the only fan forum I could find). I had never even heard of the The Raven so I got to watch it for the first time a few months back. It's pretty fantastic. I waited a couple months to watch the last...

Why do you think she disappeared when she got some authority? Karens don't want to be managers. They only want to speak to managers.

That's fine. 90% of the reason I even read this thread is because I keep thinking it says fisting and I dearly want a grown up discussion on fisting. It's been so long since I went fishing I don't even know if my reels still work.

Yeah, they probably all were. My local UPN probably just happened to carry them all

Except they do. That's part of the problem. They catch sharks, cut the fins off for shark fin soup and throw the rest away. If they kept the entire shark and ate it, a lot fewer people would have a problem with it, and they definitely wouldn't be able to kill as many sharks with each trip...

When your tech support has to call tech support, you know you fucked it up good. Putting it in the tickle thread because I didn't fuck it up, I'm just taking over because the other guy had to sleep.

Women get bogged down in the minutia of every single wrinkle and lose sight of the big picture. I'm talking about their looks here, but it might apply in other areas.

Could you do me a huge favor and stop using this word that you don't seem to know the meaning of? Decimate means to kill 1 in 10. Unless we are decimating the populations daily, a healthy population can absorb that kind of loss. But I agree especially on the sharks. I said we both agree...

Yeah 90's. It came on the same channel as The Highlander, Vanishing Son, Renegade, and a couple others (all of which I watched except for the Renegade). I'm not sure what the network was called, but it's the one that became the CW. It was possible to watch the simpsons along with these shows...

Or his agent thinks the saints are going to be the next team to need one. I disagree but I can see an argument that they aren't far off.

He asked about fishing for them specifically. Not what if he accidentally catches one. I assumed he meant to keep and eat it and/or have it mounted, that's why I used the word 'take'. Why ask the question if you're just going to accidentally catch one then release it? What's to feel bad...

So first off, that doesn't sound right. I don't see how it can be legal to take an endangered species. You need to double check that before you do. Second, fuck saving sharks. That's as stupid as people wanting to save the red wolves. Fuck them, let them survive in captivity and keep people...

Did the cop have a face mask? Most of the people I've seen wearing face masks are unintelligble. If someone tried to talk to me out of the blue, I probably thought they were singing to themselves and ignored them.

I think that was better. As was vanishing son, which was the same thing except the main guy was a master of combat tai chi. Speaking of that, I found out recently there were vanishing son movies that I need to watch.

Did you mean too many nuts instead of too many dicks. I don't like german chocolate because of the coconut. The few times I've eaten it, I didn't detect any dick at all. So if it's there, it's subtle compared to the coconut.

I forgot what you do. You run a giggilo service of some sort?

Is everyone who likes guns and pussy looking for a standoff with the FBI or is there some other difference between me and koresh? There ya have it folks. This wasn't a cult because Koresh regularly left the compound alone. Cause that's how cults work.

I love those sneaky spinoff test pilot episodes. And I thought that was a great episode.

So who was singing in the music videos? I thought that was really him till I watched the last episode.