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  1. Hoss

    (My) Truth: The Rape of 2 Coreys (2020)

    Examples? I was a virgin till I was 25. I think I'm slightly more perverted than the average man my age. But i'm not sure if I cont as a late bloomer, I was jerking it to skinemax, playboys, and victoria's secret catalogs since sometime in my early teens.
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    Vagrant Queen

    True. I don't even know how my wife heard about it.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I got that much. It was unclear which way he thought they should be. Normal people would list them how they are and add the crossed out equal sign or list them how they think they oughta be and use regular equal signs. The way he did it makes it seem like he hasn't got much conviction...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    In my primary daily driver, I would still have a cassette / CD if the tuner hadn't gone out and I couldn't get AM radio anymore. The FM tuner had given out a few years prior and while it annoyed me, it wasn't important enough to spend money on. Then I bought a new fangled radio that had blue...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm not sure why you think they seem reversed. Are you high? Unless I'm reading your mushroom inspired post wrong, you've got the spellings backwards. The double s is the pudding. Single S is the litter box.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That's old? I just got my first one a few years ago.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Explain what we're looking at. All I can see is that it's Coach Walsh talking to Jeff Garcia with Eric Davis and someone else in the background. It just looks like an old picture, what was shooped?
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    So (rounding) 103k cases, 7k deaths, 10k recovered. Does that mean 86k in the hospital or suffering from home? Maybe they fail to track the people who are enver hospitalized or something?
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    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    I'm finally upgrading my N type router to an ax type. I did not think to come here and ask questions before I did it, so instead I'll just say that I got these. Go ahead and tell me all the ways I fucked up. The extender is because I needed an extender with the N type to cover the deck...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I do quite often. When we go in from a platform we have to weigh out. If the chopper isn't coming first thing, I'll take a dump and re-weigh for giggles (get it, shits and giggles?). I've seen it go down a pound. I thought it went down 2 pounds once but I think that was a wrong weight...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm laying here getting caught up on the backside thread. Pages behind. Every once in a while I think that girl must have a nasty booth cause I can smell it through the phone. Keeps happening over the pages. I don't see any shit on their fine asses, so I know it's just my mind showing its...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    And it will all be forgiven. Gotta make sure people who do the right thing get fucked as hard as possible.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Yeah, you got the version with dewbacks and greedo shooting first.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    You can also get that lesson from a Bible. Just in case you liked it and want to read it again in different words.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    ESPN should go back to replays of beach volleyball and water skiing.
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    MMA Thread

    It's happening!!!
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    Vagrant Queen

    I've only watched the first one so far but it looked pretty good. The tiny wookie (nim) was badass. Show needs more of him. He's like a cross between chewie, an ewok, and barf.
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    Psych

    I can't remember if I saw the movie. On an unrelated note, my wife sometimes works in Santa Barbara. She reports there's no Psyche sightseeing attractions. But on her last trip, she finally found a store that sold a pineapple Psyche shirt. She also sent me a picture of a psyche police car...
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Is this the extra episode I heard about that was in the works? Nevermind. I actually watched the clip after I made the post and Joel clearly says it's the 8th episode.
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    MMA Thread

    I do not.
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    MMA Thread

    I don't understand why everyone is so hell bent on stopping this. There won't be a crowd. Other than the fighters and their teams, social distancing won't be a problem. You can mitigate that with testing and isolation before the fight. America needs this. It boggles my mind why there is...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Sucks to hear that about logans. They weren't great but they were the only steak house near my office open for lunch. On the plus side, when it's all over you should be able to get second hand (New In Box) freezers cheap from the state governments.
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    RL Picture Thread

    If it was, it wouldn't be crooked. Please straighten it, retake the picture, and edit your post. Thanks.
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    The Mandalorian

    Was that all in that one book or were there others?
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    MMA Thread

    Who is she? I'll give her attention. Also, basic question, why do they need a sanctioning body? Is it a federal law, or does every state just have a law saying either combat sports are outlawed, or they must be sanctioned through a state agency?
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Anybody got anything on the specifics of a 14 day self quarantine? I see there's a difference between isolation (when you are actually sick) and quarantine, but nothing that spells out what they mean. I figure it must be available somewhere, but when I google it, I can't wade through all the...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Tell your friend to put the bottle into ice, obviously. Also, it's a good excuse to get his girl to milk his nuts dry.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell them they can relax, that chapter 11 is the backup plan.
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    MMA Thread

    I didn't actually expect him to still be alive, but that still kinda makes me sad.
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    MMA Thread

    What's tank abbot doing? They should bring him back to fight cowboy.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Winchester Mod 70 and Ruger Mod 77. For remington and winchester it will be easy to find accessories to make the guns more accurate. I went with Ruger because it was stronger than the rest. I bought a winchester too because I like old guns and the pre-64 mod 70s were some of the finest ever made.
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    I thought the same thing. He also talked about loving the animals and receiving love back and something else creepy about how mainstream just doesn't understand. I'm not watching past the first episode, someone just tell me if he ever came out and admitted he fucks the tigers.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    308 is a good round. It's almost as good as 30-06. I don't get why people wanna go with the round that's almost as good and has a whole lot fewer options. Sometimes you want a round for a short action rifle and you're forced to use something like a 308 (or something based on the 308 case)...
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I hate pistols with braces. They look and feel stupid, and I'm entirely uncomfortable with the whole 'brace' illusion. We all fucking know you shoulder that damn thing, you're purposely skirting the law. I had an owner of a gun store force one into my hands a few months ago. So I decided to...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Is the cloth like a magnet for the virus.
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    MMA Thread

    I'm not refusing, lets do a blood test. But I want my lawyer present when you draw the blood. No idea if that still works today, but it did when I was in college. It's because glock is real retarded. A glock model 22 shoots .40 S&W. I don't think I've ever heard a rationale for how they...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    That test already exists, doesn't it? I saw on the news that they have an antibody test in the UK that costs about $15 and that the US was expected to get it's own developed quickly. It's not getting a lot of press because the powers that be are afraid that people will think having the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Coming up on 9 years of marriage and my wife still thinks I hung the moon. After 1 week of working at home together, she suddenly realized I'm an asshole with no empathy.
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    MMA Thread

    aight man. Thanks