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  1. Xarpolis

    The Netflix Thread

    I don't know if Netflix has this available, but my wife and I saw this really good Japanese movie that was pure water works. I swear we both cried upwards of 4 times in this film. It was really beautiful (in a moving kind of way). I only found it because I like to randomly give my wife...
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    Community

    That's great news. I actually re-watched the last episode during my lunch break today, then saw this. Perfect timing me! #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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    Fury: Brad Pitt commands a sherman tank in WW2

    What about Major Lazer? He's pretty badass too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Her fault for being a filthy animal.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's awesome. Maybe if we have another kid or two my wife will seek assistance in much the same way. Was she also a bang maid for your father?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    3 cheers for Philipino nannies?
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Oh I see what you did there...
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    The underwear thread.

    Boxers are "nice" but you just swing freely in them. That's an issue. Boxer Briefs are larger like boxers, and typically different colors as well. However, they keep you holstered in a matter of speaking. That's why I especially like the Saxx kind. Yes, they're more expensive, but they're...
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    Home Improvement

    Might I suggest going the route of a different type of tank in the future. I believe the electric Kenmore (SEARS) tanks are plastic. As a result, they will last a lot longer. Plus, they're very easy to change the Anodes if you ever decide to. Keep in mind that I'm not 100% on it being a...
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Thanks for the hook up.
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    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    Yeah, but his avatar makes him the likeable kind of hateable character.
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    Suits

    Logan.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I enjoy that about my wife. We aren't constantly up each others ass doing menial shit. She's also very self-sufficient. She'll ask me for directions on how to do something, then do it herself once I explain it. It's pretty awesome. One of us is always home with our daughter. She works...
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    The underwear thread.

    Gravy, I strongly suggest you pick up one of these SAXX types. I have larger balls also, and these are fucking amazing. While I've never sat on them, my nuts do hang lower than they should. This keeps everything nice and happy. I'm wearing the cheaper "Fiesta" style that I found on Amazon...
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    The underwear thread.

    Ok... I was a boxer guy from middle school into my early 20's. Prior to that I was the whitey tightey kid. Then I moved on to a boxer brief style. It looked a little nicer and it kept me a little more "snug". Anyway, I just recently found a new type of underwear that I already love. The...
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    Silicon Valley

    TJ Miller was on the latest "Girl on Guy" podcast with Aisha Tyler (Lana from Archer). It was a good listen. They talk about TJ as a person and also acting / Silicon Valley. I suggest giving it a shot.
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    New York City

    My wife's parents are flying to NYC from Japan for 4 days at the end of July. I've been there maybe a dozen or two times in my life, but I don't know that much of the city. While ignoring the generic tourist shit like Statue of Liberty & Times Square, what would you suggest doing over a 4...
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    Suits

    I agree. And for a show about the law, there's surprisingly little of it actually involved. However, it was still a good episode.
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    Wii U

    I've done first place in 4 races, then landed 2nd on the 5th race only to get 2 stars total. It doesn't make sense.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Kevin Federline did, and it worked out great for him.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Attachment doesn't work.
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    Orange Is the New Black

    I laughed at the generic porno music that played during that scene.
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    Playstation 4

    I listened to the Girl on Guy podcast with Aisha Tyler. She met up with Dan Hay (Director of Far Cry 4) while at E3 this year. It was a fun listen. It makes me want to play all of the Far Cry games as I previously never have touched them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tuco, you were somewhat right. While he has never physically drank alcohol, he does anal vodka tampons to get himself good and fucked up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is a complete change of subject, but do any of you have a sober husband or wife while the other isn't? My wife drank as a person in high school, but some time in her college years decided she didn't like the taste anymore, and quit everything. I've tried giving her random things, and she...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Frodo absolutely motherfucked Sam after the Ring Wraiths appeared. He knew he shouldn't have, but he did it anyway. So selfish.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Because he's going to die anyway and it no longer serves him any good. He did the EXACT same thing to a farmer earlier in the season. Roles are now reversed.
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    The 3D in this was very similar to "Avatar" in that it gave the movie depth, as opposed to shit popping out at you. I thought it was neat how the whirling dervish aliens looked in 3D, but you really aren't missing much by seeing it in 2D.
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    Suits

    I'm really digging the Mike vs. Harvey dynamic.
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Yeah. Young (human) Apocalypse was in Egypt. He waved his hands in the air and made Pyramids and shit. He appeared to be in his early teen years. They also showed 4 horsemen on a dune near him.
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    Wii U

    spronk's title should be "Official Jew". You could throw of RR in there, but it isn't necessary.
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    Playstation 4

    You need to realize that a PS4, while a strong piece of hardware, isn't nearly what a gaming computer is. And it never will be. That's to be expected with it's $399 price tag. $399 is a very low end PC. You spend a lot to get a lot. PS4 will never compete with what you can do at home, but...
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    Playstation 4

    Good call. What is the coupon supposed to actually do?
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    Summer 2014 Anime Thread

    I'm looking forward to season 2 of Gundam Build Fighters, but that is in the fall. Can't wait! Supposedly their is going to be an extra episode from season 1 on the Blu-Ray when it comes out.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It was kind of her way of saying "I have forgiven you and no longer wish to kill you myself." He will probably die anyway, a lot more painfully than she would have done it, but it won't be at her hand.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    They did. It'll probably be Phase 3, along with Ant Man and a few others. (like Cap 3)
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    Wii U

    How do you hold it behind?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    (here's what I imagine will happen). 8am *knock knock knock* <Julian answers the door and notices crazy chick standing there.> Crazy chick: "I... I didn't like how we ended things. I'm really sorry about all of that. I just wanted to give you a final goodbye blowjob. You don't even...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For real for real. We head down there a few times every year.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is that the place with the well in the floor? It's covered in plexiglass, but it was directly under the table we sat at. It wasn't "endless", but it was really fucking deep.