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    All Stephen King Books

    The literal Hand of God comes down and detonates the nuclear weapon that Trashcan Man brought into the city (because reasons). Roll Credits.
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    League Of Legends

    I think in the new jungle you start frog on everyone? Everyone today started frog rather than a buff.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah, but then you are playing Yorick.
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    League Of Legends

    If you haven't gotten baron + five dragons and pushed down middle yet this season I highly recommend it. The enemy Nexus might as well just explode upon acquiring both buffs at the same time.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah, which was why some of their changes last season were dumb. Why would you want a strategy of power farming the jungle for thirty minutes to be anything other than terrible? It should be a role about impacting lanes and controlling objectives. It should not be a role where you farm to try...
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    League Of Legends

    In S4 they wanted junglers to have more gold, to be more impactful, and for farming the jungle to be a viable strategy. Now, much like the "we want supports to have more gold" thing I knew they didn'treallywant those things but they went ahead with them anyway and boy did that do stuff. This is...
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    League Of Legends

    Devourer WW isn't really any different than the old "gank at 6 rush Madred's Bloodrazor" Warwicks of years past. Tank WW actually ascends to godhood if the game goes long enough. Blowing someone up with a WW ult is funny and all but it's really, really shitty unless you are already bonkers ahead...
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    League Of Legends

    Late in the game a cannon minion spawns every wave which when combined with the baron buff is enough to get you back into the game if you can steal it or capitalize on a mistake.
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    League Of Legends

    I think I would be fine with the buff that dragon provided if soloing it early really wasn't something you could do. It's pretty damned terrifying of a proposition to be down two dragons at 15 minutes because your bot lane didn't do their part in maintaining vision.
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    League Of Legends

    The Baron buff's effect on minions is really big. Cannon minions auto from outside tower range, shit does more damage, it's resistant to damage making it harder for the enemy to wave clear, and it's still got bonus AD and AP. Still, trading towers for dragons is going to be really sketchy and...
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    South Park

    They used a bunch of MtG words, sure.
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    League Of Legends

    Lessons of the day - 1. If you think about getting into a base race and the enemy team has baron don't forget that the enemy team has baron. What looks like a massive lead is in fact not a massive lead. 2. You cannot duel top lane Skirmisher's Sabre Trundle. Ever. 3. Devourer Enchant BotRK...
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    League Of Legends

    With the actually-longer-than-they've-ever-been respawn timers on small camps combined with Poacher I'm really expecting a return to the kind of bitter, cruel counter jungling that most people never got to experience.
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    Hearthstone

    Twenty-eight beasts, two copies of Call Pet. Mulligan aggressively for Call Pet. New. Meta.
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    League Of Legends

    I've been a Fiddle player since season one and boy, am I going to be unhappy when the hammer comes down on him. He's basically the only character that I both like to play and that I think is actually good.
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    Hearthstone

    But think of the turn 2 Snapjaws!
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    League Of Legends

    So as a support player I play a little passive early because I took Smite + Machete and then on the first shop I upgrade into Skirmisher's Blade and then on the way back to lane kill the Gromp to pick up the Gift of the Toadstool buff and 90 seconds. For the rest of the game my Smite does true...
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    League Of Legends

    Alright, patch notes are out. http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/new...atch-420-notes Prediction #1 for the Season The machete upgrades are just like the first version of the gold items from the prior season in that they are so good they will show up outside of their intended use. Many...
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    MTG thread

    You could have conceded versus the control player in round four to avoid the draw and thus other players with draws in the following rounds.
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    I 100% agree that they should be able to wear whatever they want wherever they want and still feel safe. It's been a long time now but I still don't like how everyone lost their shit over Janet Jackson's breast during that Superbowl halftime. That puritanical outrage over the human body is...
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    "Believe it or not my ugly ass shirt with girlies has nothing to do with you."
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    South Park

    This entire season has been a good time and being a good time is enough. No complaints.
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    MTG thread

    Fuck yes, above average Mists! The morphs I had were Canyon Lurkers (bleh) or Krumar Bond-Kin so I guess the Bond-Kin? He's mostly alright. The funny thing about drafting 11 lands is how small your sideboard is. Mine was 9 cards and swamp.
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    MTG thread

    I went 4-0 at FNM pretending to be Mist. Signals were impossible to read, drafted the best card in each pack, and given the mana bases of my four opponents I think maybe I had actually all of the fixing. Was pretty sure I was fucked the entire draft but when I look at it now in MTGO...
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    League Of Legends

    I'm pretty sure Ronne was playing Darius in Team Builder (thus blind pick) and in that situation a gold player put against Diamond Riven is pretty well fucked, gimmick start or no.
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    MTG thread

    I've been doing this for a few months now after a long absence from the game and have had a very enjoyable time. I look forward to it each week.
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    I actually feel kind of rejected now. When I was in the Army I didn't get to see anyone wank it. Is it possible chaos is just that irresistible?
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    Hearthstone

    I get not wanting to trade the board but I don't understand what he was saving it for.
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    The Video Thread

    Those laws aren't yet on the books in my area but I would very like to be given the opportunity to be on a jury for a trial such as that.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I think hooking up a friend up with your attractive mom for blow jobs ranks above both taking a bullet for someone and donating organs in terms of friendship.
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    MTG thread

    If Cutting Edge is taken you can always take Bleeding Edge
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Civil War is the story that made me hate Reed Richards. Doom. There is no alternative.
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    MTG thread

    The domain is easy, you don't have to censor it. Just kickasscards.com
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    MTG thread

    I think something with casual vulgarity in it would really appeal to your target demographics.
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    League Of Legends

    The ADC of the masses! No more support/jungle ghetto for us folks that have grandpa hands and the reflexes of wounded sloths!
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    Hearthstone

    I think the game is set up so that you are to spend a great deal of time in the Arena until you have built up a card pool.
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    Nobuo Uematsu wants to make a 2D Final Fantasy VI-type game

    No one made you do that but yourself.
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    South Park

    Thought it started slow up until the first commercial break and wasn't sure where we were going and then it was just all awesome until the credits.
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    Snowpiercer

    I haven't seen a film this pro-bear in a long time. Five stars.
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    League Of Legends

    I can't agree with that line of reasoning or Draegan's line of reasoning.