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  1. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Miami has to take Rosen, right? =
  2. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Also, how much did the Jets give up to have the same QB options they would have had anyway?
  3. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Heh, Barnwell's review: "It’s hard to believe that the Browns couldn’t have traded down and still grabbed Denzel Ward. Really hard to believe. Like maybe their phone lines are down."
  4. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Who did the Browns think was going to take a CB that they couldn't have traded down, at least until SF?
  5. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    I havent heard the trade alert. Are they Brown really keeping Chubb over all the picks they could get in trade?
  6. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    When Bill Barnwell preemptively writes a piece saying how dumb that pick will be, you know you dun goofed.
  7. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    So how much do the Browns get for the 4th pick?
  8. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    The Giants would be absolutely fools to think Manning will cover them for years more (especially when you see what the Glennons of the world get paid, much less Mannings). Everything suggests the Giants are so beholden to Eli for getting them SB victories that they will be fools. I'd love to...
  9. Wombat

    Legion

    Actually no, not in the least. The 'facts' are: Benny was a chubby dude that fingerbanged some gal, stole her oven, did drugs with David, and got in a fight with David's sister (speaking of which, what ever happened to her or her husband?) "Lenny" was a person with Aubrey Plaza's physical...
  10. Wombat

    Legion

    I hope this season was written with a firm ending in mind, because considering the ratings trajectory, that premiere will not win any new converts. Also really fuzzy on what Plaza is now. If she's SK, how can she be trapped in SK's mind (the pool)? Is she just his id or negative aspects?!?
  11. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    That noise you just heard was the entire NBA saying "THIS". Seriously, the Jets' meaningless (in the long-term) 3 point wins against the Browns and Jaguars pushed them from 2/3 to 6. Each of those wins essentially cost then 1.5 second round draft picks. If ever there needed to be a defense...
  12. Wombat

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Well, the set shots from Avengers 4 are reportedly filled with people in old outfits. Whether Thanos nukes the timeline, the heroes give up on beating him in the present and try to alter the past to do it, or it is some weird montage where Stark gets the gauntlet and tries to come up with a...
  13. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Holy crap, I'm drunk and confused.
  14. Wombat

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    If you somehow couldn't understand why Garrapolo got the contract he did, $15 Mil guaranteed for 1 year of Bradford says it all. As for Cousins, smells like Elway's feeling the heat - how Cousins turns out will either end Elway or get him another decade in the job. I doubt the contract will...
  15. Wombat

    Grottino 2017: The only awards that matter (to me)

    I'm game: My Top 12 (All) Movies of 2017 One of the weirder aspects of mass market entertainment in the 21st century was watching Action Comedies not only morph into Comic Book movies, but then turn into the dominant movie genre, then become so popular they've started morphing into other genres...
  16. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I don't see him making top money, but I could see someone (especially a Brownsian situation) giving him Tyrod Taylor-eque money and drafting a rookie this year.
  17. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    So where does Foles go? Jags? Browns? I can't imagine it working out well, but the guy will at least get a payday from someone.
  18. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yep, this is over :\
  19. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I desperately hope Pederson's half time speech is just a clip of the Jags at half time saying "This is what happens to us if you slow down for even a minute".
  20. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Obviously, I'm rooting for the Eagles. Obviously, I'm picking the Patriots. The Patriots can be beat, but it takes four quarters of constant pressure while not having their opponent make any turnovers. The odds are against that happening. (Also, totally not trying to reverse-jinx.)
  21. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    It ate my post but posted it anyway. /Shrug
  22. Wombat

    Black Panther (2018)

    I am so hopefully disinterested in this. ... as in I am not excited in the least for yet another Marvel Origin Movie where the Hero gets his powers / full powers unlocked, assembles a support team mostly by accident, and fights the evil version of himself, cut with questionable humor. But I'm...
  23. Wombat

    XFL

    I remember Hehateme, I remember Tommy Maddox, I remember some hubbub about Vince wanting his cheerleaders to date the players, and I remember snickering when the XFL was in the Schwarzenegger movie The 6th Day. That is the entirety of what I remember about the XFL.
  24. Wombat

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

    None of the females have repeated between movies until now. And while the post-Woo movies have all merged in my head, this is weird because I thought 4 stated that Cruise and the gal from 3 were still married, despite their fake identities, and why Cruise didn't go after the gal from 5 (and now...
  25. Wombat

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I definitively hit "Too many instances" while I was raid mount farming this week. Maybe the cap is just removed for dungeons? Or dungeon finder is 'creating' the instances under someone else so it doesn't count against your cap?
  26. Wombat

    2018 Oscars

    While I'm sure I would have made the same joke in the 90s about the Director of Dead Alive ever being nominated for an Oscar, the film with the most nominations is the Del Toro movie about fucking a Merman? Holy shit has Harvey torpedoed this awards season. But Logan for Adapted Screenplay...
  27. Wombat

    XFL

    I thought there was already a league for people who couldn't cut it in the NFL - the CFL. While there's certainly an opening for more football - from Spring to late Summer - I can't see this getting any more traction than the Arena Leagues of the world already do. I admit I was too young to...
  28. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I realize you're a Boston sports team fan, but honestly: No, the only way we might root for you is if you were playing another Boston sports team.
  29. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    God dammit, I should have learned by now I can only harm myself with superpowers. All I can hope now is the Patriots destroy the Eagles so completely that Belichick retires (or ascends the Throne in Hell) on the spot and the Evil Empire crumbles from within as their entire coaching staff leaves...
  30. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Since the only thing that matters is the Patriots losing, and since my picks are basically guaranteed to be wrong, going Patriots /Eagles.
  31. Wombat

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not sure if its been mentioned, but my personal biggest annoyance is they are actually enforcing the flags for WQs on Argus now - before if an alt hadn't gone through the Argus chain, a WQ wouldn't show up on the map, but if you got in the area it was still doable and LFG enabled. Now they don't...
  32. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    At least the Patriots are giving the Titans a whole half to put together their postgame loss speeches?
  33. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Eagles scored just enough to win this, congrats to them. I have a hard time seeing them win vs either team next week though.
  34. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Now this is tense.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Eagles D just isn't tired yet, give them time
  36. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    It was nice of the Falcons to let the Eagles briefly have a lead at home before they murdered them.
  37. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Atl over Phi - Any defense will get tired from endless three and outs. NE over Ten - NE has been stunned in the early rounds before. But thanks ESPN for giving them a fake chip on their shoulder. Pit over Jax - Pit plays down to the level of their opponent, and Jax won this matchup already. Pit...
  38. Wombat

    The Animated GIF Thread

    The writing's Cyrillic, there's some dense snow turned to ice on the car, and she does it intentionally, so I would guess she's in some near-Siberian region where the gas pump handles freeze and lock, and that's the common hack to thaw them out... which is fine unless there's frozen gasoline on...