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  1. Heriotze

    Total War Saga: Troy

    probably the most polished TW ever but I think I'm done with the franchise, it's just pure laziness at this point. I always knew that the AI got crazy bonuses but having all of the numbers present to see has kind of ruined most of this for me. A faction with one province that has 200k+ food...
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    Rip Ennio Morricone

    They're daring each other to ring the doorbell
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    The stand-up thread

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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    that was part of my tactic in warband as well, let invisible wall stop them, also had all of my cav move forward 100 paces then dismount creating a minefield of horse walls where spearmen could just wreck the cav attackers. They really did a good job fixing the skirmish AI, too good
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    went with 100% mounted mongols, once I got to about 75 guys I was pretty much unstoppable so i did the stupid banner quest and now my game is fucked I think. Can't prevent the conspiracy against me and I think that the entire world is about to declare war on me. Going to have to hole up in the...
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    Yesterday (2019)

    I think that my only issue with this movie was the romcom aspect towards the end felt off, other than that really good premise and execution and it was perfectly cast. I think that, in alt universe not reality, nobody would have cared at all about any of these songs in their current pop music...
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    very first game I started in this I got that 2h axe he's using in my first tournament, used it the entire game. Just one shots everybody when combined with speed
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    I can't remember any other heist episode that boiled down to just snatch and grab, this felt like they just completely ran out of ideas. If they hadn't already blown through their Doug Judy appearance for the season this would have been a great time to have him involved rather than just bum...
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    good ensemble comedy shows are like an IT department, when everything is functioning as normal I'm fine to just go along with the ride but when something is broken it's really broken and needs to get fixed asap. This was jarring and out of place for the plot and for the character. They seem to...
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Aaaand, they shit the bed again with hamfisted illegal immigration stuff, didn't even fit in with the episode they just had to tack it on
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    Uncut Gems (2019)

    This seemed like it had potential then ended up being a really stupid movie. Good Time was great and felt like it was within the scope of what the Safdie brothers could accomplish. This was overly ambitious and seemed like a child wrote an adult movie which was beneficial when looking at it from...
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    The Suicide Squad (2021)

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    Doctor Sleep (2019)

    I thought that this was alright but the Overlook stuff was pretty bad. The sets were amazing but they had the template to shoot them perfectly and they managed to mess up every single recreation scene with improper lighting and camera work. This is a much better movie but I kept drawing...
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    The first one is one of my favorite games and I'm still a bit taken aback with how much detail they crammed into this every time I start a new game and explore new areas or find new lore but there are serious issues with the game that seem like they could have been avoided if it wasn't a one...
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    Knives Out (2019)

    This legitimately felt like a complete waste of so much talent. I still feel like there has to be more to this story because the basic premise is so fucking stupid that it's breaking my mind.
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    Avenue 5

    I'm giving up on this, gave it three episodes and it hasn't been funny at all. Some serious talent wasted on this
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    Curb your Enthusiasm

    latest episode feels like Curb again
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    The Color Out of Space (2019)

    AM1200 really good Lovecraftian and cosmic horror short
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    The Color Out of Space (2019)

    thanks and yeah, The Void was a good movie. I think that my only complaint with it was that it was too much homage and never really got into its own thing but it ticked the correct Carpenter boxes and did those things well. Strange how simple the basics are for a good horror movie and how poorly...
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    The Color Out of Space (2019)

    I loved this movie, it felt like an actual horror movie from back when directors made horror movies. Practical effects and body horror and it was great to see that Richard Stanley still has the eye for detail to make a great horror/schlock film. I was thinking about other Lovecraft adaptations...
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    Curb your Enthusiasm

    writing felt super lazy in the first episode. There's setup with no payoff and payoff without a setup and he's kind of a caricature of the previous season's Larry. So much random that went nowhere
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    If a movie's merits only exist within the realm of you not having seen or heard of the ending before then it's a dogshit movie. A good story is a good story regardless of whether or not you know how it all wraps up. A spoiler tag is only as useful as the level of story that you're watching. If...
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Kill the past, even if it's detrimental to the growth of the future. Star Wars is pretty cutting edge now in that regard
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I've got a few loopers, my favorite for features and ease of use is the Electro Harmonix 720. The Boss loopers are all pretty solid, the only downside is that The RC-1 is a bit clunky to use live but it doesn't sound like that'd be an issue for what you're wanting to use it for
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    Parasite (2019)

    Parasite
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    Parasite (2019)

    This does a really great job of taking a lot of incredibly complicated topics and humanize them in a very succinct way. I think that my only complaint with it was that it seems like he hits most of these particular themes with almost every movie but that ends up being very minor due to that fact...
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    The Terror

    it was not a good season by any metric that you can apply to it. The most interesting failure that I got out of it was that they copied the first in having a historical setting and premise but, unlike the first, we could follow history verbatim up to a point where records ceased to exist then...
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    She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

    either that or in two days we hear about seasons 5 - 36 "dropping"
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    The Lighthouse (2019)

    It definitely seemed more palatable than The Witch as a horror movie but beyond that it's considerably more bizarre, also incredibly good but a really bizarre movie. A lot of comedy involved and the sound design is almost a main character along with Dafoe and Pattinson. I drew a lot of...
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    The Righteous Gemstones

    BJ wanting to play Judy "Indoor Eyes" was one of my favorite jokes of the season, that and everything that they said in front of the security guard. Edi Patterson killed it all season. That was a karate man
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    The Righteous Gemstones

    This is such a bizarre McBride project