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That’s fucking gold right there. Feel free to use it with my blessing this Christmas time.

But shoehorning that agenda may be almost entirely why the whole thing comes off the rails. Men, sit back and let the ladies handle it was half the reason for so many dumb scenes aka Mary Poppins Leia, Mary Sue Rey, Horsie Rose and Hyperspace Torpedo Laura Dern (I don’t even remember her name)...

That's fake. Here's the actual scene. Eat your heart out @Adebisi

I think it would have been cool to have A ninja buzz saw Jedi aka a Mace Windu or something that excelled in swordplay/acrobatics. But yeah, everyone a ninja was a bad decision.

Yeah, that's why Disney bought it for $4B (the same price they paid for Marvel) and each canon movie was either the biggest opener or biggest grossing movie of the year or both when they were released. Because they were divisive. Universally popular might be hyperbole but don't be dense, this...

Still worth $150M.

I watched the entire video.

Imagine the hubris to take something universally popular and a guaranteed moneymaker and turn it into a polarizing mess with a questionable return on investment. She's still worth $150M. That feels nice.

Fuck Kennedy. She could have and should have told RJ to kill Leia. It was so fucking stupid.

The first trilogy was the best thing ever to happen to me as a child. Absolutely born at the right time to experience Star Wars mania. It was legit a part of the culture but that could just be kid talk. The prequels were largely disappointing but not offensive (minus midichlorians, that shit...

So SJW message complete: It’s not what you are, it’s what you identify as that matters. Merry Christmas you fucking cocksuckers!

It’s not. It may be easy to think of it as rubbernecking and maybe it is for some people. For other people it’s closure. For other people it’s understanding. Hiding suicide/depression/abuse (and I’m NOT saying it is) only furthers the stigma. Bringing it to light normalizes the fact that...

Holy shit, I was right?! I was making a fucking joke.

Does this exist somewhere? Asking for a friend.

Someone took a picture of me while I was mid sentence and it came out looking like this. They posted it on social and I was legit ashamed. Considered reporting it. Also: I hate people. Also: Star Wars.

#diversityisourstrength #healthyatanysize #rebelscum

Players love Romar, parents love Romar. But that dude did less with more his whole 10 years (or whatever) at Udub. The height of his success was with Brandon Roy and Nate Robinson and maybe a bit with Isaiah Thomas. Those teams had some pretty good rivalry games against UofA. I'm hoping the...

It’s funny because it’s mostly true. But everyone thinks I’m just a tan white dude. Grandma had blonde hair and blue eyes.

British Chilean - Wikipedia White people. The answer is always white people.

Vikings you say...

Palpatine and Aunt Beru. Uncle Owen is The Skywalker and he mad.

You Russian motherfucker you! I’m half Chilean but I only claim that on job applications and financial aid.

I was 4 when I saw it in theaters but was instantly in love with the movie and the toys throughout my childhood. One of my favorite memories to this day is my stepdad surprising me by taking me to see Return of the Jedi on opening weekend. He loved SciFi but wasn't big on crowds or events or...

Needs more Augmentin.

I remember seeing TPM opening weekend with a bunch of friends who were all pretty big Star Wars fans. I remember actually getting a little drowsy watching it but I just chalked it up to being tired. After the movie, everyone was blathering on about different parts of the movie and one friend...

That’s crazy. MI, Stroke, Pulmonary Embolism, Aortic Aneurysm at the top of my list but hard to say. I don’t know his history of drug abuse or if it was a factor, but some drugs do contribute to blood clots and he was awfully young. Not trying to throw shade, but I’d be suspicious of anyone...

You will never stop the hackers.

Why wait until you die?

If a complete (attractive) stranger told me she was going to flick the bean to me, I'd immediately ask if I could watch. Creep factor negated.

I've got several very good female friends and this conversation has come up before. The consensus is that cool and normal chicks love being an object of desire but not just an object of desire and if you tell them you whacked to them, they usually respond with, that's awesome, I like that. The...

Fucking spoilers!

We’ve come full circle!

Um, the way I read it is that BDW said that BDW is gender fluid. Oh good, nothing is normal and everybody is stupid.

As I scrolled I kept expecting surprise dick but was surprised by no surprise dick.

What's a Thrawn?

Spoilered for the gayboyz:

Still better than Star Wars.

Except for the fact that a) it's unconfirmed rumors and b) the convention has been broken by the entire fucking internet. Your appeal to tradition flies in the face of what's happening all over the internet in regards to this shit show of a story. The story about the fiasco of Star Wars is...