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As sad as I am to say it, fuck Blizzard. They are the Disney of videogames and they've ruined some of my fondest things. I heard they eat babies.

I mean...duh!

Become an Arizona fan and you’ll never have to give a fuck again!

@Erronius @TJT @Gravel

Really great show with great seats, image doesn’t do it justice. Maynard just hangs out in the back on these two platforms like a weirdo. Overall, sounded great but I think they’re still working on their timing with as new as the tour is. I think they really enjoy what they do though and they...

Phoenix show is tonight, strict no phone policy but I’ve read that they let you pull them out at the end during Stinkfist. Cannot wait.

You know how there are times when you jerk off and it's like, you're just jerking off? And then other times it's like, this is gonna be good, I fucking need this. Well this is one of those and I'm looking forward to getting this demon out of me. Chick I knew back in the ER who is a now a...

Anyone that wanted to go but wasn't able to get tickets should keep an eye on reddit.com/r/toolband The last several shows have had ticket offered for less than face/free to fans by other fans for various reasons. Just a heads up, if there's a show in your town, check the reddit a couple days...

This is good and I generally don't like games this dense. It can be a little confusing to know whether I'm talking to the NPC I selected, myself, my skill or an object LOL! Good stuff.

Seeing Tool in 9 days, Manson in like 3 weeks at a much smaller venue (2k). I’ll let you know how they sound.

What a game.

First episode better than the second. The TG plus chance to recreate a Lethal Weapon 6 hybrid episode had high potential but this didn’t do it for me. Haven’t seen the third. I think the edge has been lost.

I laughed so fucking loud at this for about 3 minutes. I’m glad you’re not dead so that you could post it.

@Hateyou

A couple candy corn and a handful of peanuts tastes just like a Payday bar.

Endlings. Oh Jesus my belly. Terrible.

Exactly.

I remember when the Powerball got up to like $500M about 10 years ago and some work buddies and I were daydreaming out loud about what we would do with the money. Buy a summer and winter home, get our friends out of debt, blah blah blah. What about you Mark? With the most sincere and honest...

I like you.

I have a hot friend of mine (stunning girl) that confided in me that about 10 years ago she was a kept woman and "dated" a rich married dude. He would fly her into whatever town he was in, treated her really well and paid for all her shit, rent, etc. She said it was mostly like having a long...

Post of the Year.

The older I get the more emotional I get, no lie. Having my kids, some recent deaths to people I'm close with, it's all given me a changed perspective. Mostly good, but it does tend to make me a bit sentimental about shit.

No cheese.

I'm sorry it doesn't work for you bro and I mean that in the sense that it sucks to lose something that you've been enthusiastic about for a long time. I really like the album. 7empest might be my second least favorite track now after Culling Voices. IMO there are three songs that I listen to...

I guess it's also good for business. Eat on bros!

I eat one McDouble sometimes as a treat. My meals never exceed 500 calories in a sitting and usually closer to 300. But I have a 6 pack and don't have the beetus and I'm 45. Bro's you need to tone it down, I need some peeps to play Pantheon release when I retire in 20 years and you do not...

I sit to pee when I'm at home because it's gonna be a while. Thanks prostate.

Lol my wife said the same thing.

Recommend Metronidazole stat!

I've high centered my vehicle multiple times on garbage geometry. So annoying.

I have front row for Black Keys in November. I'm sure @Zapatta disapproves.

I have jar of Mild Pace Picante in my house because of my wife. My shame is endless.

Oatmeal scotchies even better.

Wrong.

Lol, I guess maybe it’s inappropriate to mention my favorite songs being Ben Orr on lead vocals but Drive is my other favorite Cars’ song. But still written by Ocasek. I don’t like Nickelback or Collective Soul or Train or Spin Doctors.

Loved The Cars. The Cars 10 best songs by Ric Ocasek I can’t believe Let’s Go was written in 1979. I like the night life baby.

Ran into him at a breakfast place in Scottsdale. I had to do a double take because I knew I recognized him but he was very small and I thought to myself, is that him? It was.

Why would a company put a keylogger in a game? What’s the benefit?