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There's no Trader Joe's in France

I love me some dark chocolate, but 99% is pretty rough, I usually do the 72 to 92%. The 92% I'll usually use to complement something instead of eating straight

I agree. The problem is the first rune with +5 everything would have been OP to get that early. Its even strong well into the end game. They should think about nerfing them and making them passive

Stagger is when they get interrupted just briefly, stance break is when you hear that special noise and they fall on the ground.

Taking a break from my main play through to try a str 2h build. Knocking down and stance breaking things left and right, feels good man.

No reason not to give the beastial sanctum guy death root, its the only thing its good for.

You can't tank or block her laser beam and last the whole fight, just need to dodge it. There's definitely a +1 spelldrake talisman in 1st play through, but I forget where I got it.

Bitch coulda shaved first, looks like she decorated herself with some tinsel

They're pretty cake with a shield, or just git gud? idk

Now they need to make shields worth using outside of the brass/tower shield you can get at the first guard camp

There's always next play through

So how long before dictionary.com updates the definition of transitory?

I wonder what he's going to send you for try finger but hole

They'll fix the bug and it'll be back to red by EOD

Almost all of those can be fixed by a mod

Yeah, you can get back to the starting area

Yep, you use 1's until a certain level than it will require 2's for the next couple levels, etc

That gif would be more accurate if he was also a mile away, but pretty close

Jerry Seinfeld playing Elden Ring "And whats with all the people dying on roof tops?"

I found a rusty anchor and brick hammer early on that look like decent smashy weapons, the brick hammer starts at B str scaling. Found the hammer in stormveil and the anchor somewhere in the weeping peninsula from those creepy looking dudes with wings.

Yeah, fuck that guy

This was me waiting for Margit's overhead smash with the annoyingly long wind up. Just replace each panel with Mr Bean dodging though

Easier to run a dev studio when you don't have to run your new hires through a diversity and inclusion team only to fire your lead dev because he made a gay joke on twitter 12 years ago, while recasting orcs as the good guys because bad orcs reinforce racial stereotypes for PoC. Edit: And the...

After watching the beginning with the dodge fails, I feel personally attacked.

This wrecking ball cover is lit

Oh yeah, how could I forget this

I went longer than I probably should have before I figured out you could increase your flask charge and heal amount

Can't complain being up 7% when the markets down 2-3%. Still pretty much just holding my core ETFs and selling calls/puts on BCRX until the madness ends

It helps still, but you still need to dodge bosses or forever be stun locked. It gives a cushion for us old geezers who can't perfectly time each dodge on a bosses five hit combo that all have different cadences with a feint thrown in.

This was my jam, had a castle you had to open the gate and trolls you can get to pop up for a certain amount of time

If dudes have golden eyes they give a random bonus rune multiplier, that might be why

Oil demand is not going to keep declining because with the exception of covid lockdowns, it has only ever increased. You do realize things happen in the world outside of the united states that affects oil. Countries are continuing to modernize and industrialize, which means more factories and...

Smithing runes 6 and 7 are going to be in mines in higher level areas, i believe the one you get teleported too from a chest with the centipede guys gives sixes.

Tree Sentinel is like Sand Giants in Oasis or Griffin in East Common Lands. It's something to make you go holy shit I can't wait to come back and give that guy a go.

Someone at From has an unhealthy obsession with large crustaceans. Also, next time I'm out I need to hit a seafood joint and revenge gorge on some lobster and crab