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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    4 realz. Oh well, reroll and go again. Honestly, more fun than anything I've done in WoW before. Had just soloed WC last night. My only regret is that I had just finished doing all the zones I fucking hate, and had just started the ones I wanna be doing. Now we start all over! Np though...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, yeah, so here's the deal. She doesn't want to leave. She wants to be here and be married. Well, I'm not interested in that, but I do enjoy her company. There is no "cutting her loose" in this situation. Short of me outright kicking her out, she's not going to voluntarily leave this...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Made it to 35 hardcore. Got overconfident, got fuckin merc'd in the Den. So weird how things are different from retail. Some shit takes fucking forever to respawn, others respawn almost instantly. By the time I realized I was in trouble, I was completely surrounded by respawn.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm less than enthused about these when these can be nullified because one party can conjure up a few tears and tell a judge they were "coerced" into it. https://aronssolomon.com/blog/8-ways-invalidate-prenup-new-jersey/ Also, googling that is absolutely mind boggling, and further reinforces...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's a guy at work who gave 2 houses to the same woman. Got married, got divorced, gave her the house. A few years later, rekindle shit, try again, get married again, got divorced again, gave her another house. No thanks. Re: asset protection. I honestly thought I'd be married to my ex...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am 100% prepared for her to walk over this. I know it's a distinct possibility. However, when I say that to her, she usually comes back with "I don't wanna walk. I know what I've got, I enjoy my life with you." Great. Then stop this silly word nonsense, and let's just do what we're doing...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's actually something I have not thought about in a long while, so thanks for that. That does help put 3 days of crying into perspective. Thankfully I think it's pretty hard to classify our relationship as me using her. We don't argue, don't fight, leave each other alone, enjoy each other's...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Been divorced for just about 4 and a half years. The GF moved in with me about 3 years ago. Now she's starting to ask about getting married and my answer is pretty simple. It's a "how does that benefit me?" And she's getting pretty upset at her lack of ability to come up with an answer. "I just...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Why didn't they name it Peepsi?
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    The Metal Thread

    Many thoughts. 1 - almost didn't recognize Cristina blonde. Never expected that. 2 - her voice gets better with age, so that's good. 3 - what the fuck are they wearing? Are they at a Halloween party and they went as slipknot? 4 - still no idea why the fuck Andreas is in the band. No one...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Pfft. Dude doesn't have anything to bitch about. Wait until the plow has dumped 3 feet of hard packed shit into the end of your driveway.
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    Post Your Pet

    Well, literally zero idea what was going on with my dog. Best i can figure it that she really did hurt herself pretty badly falling on the stairs and that just took awhile to work itself out. Now she's gone from pissing every 3 hours to it being only an issue if it's more than 6 (so, literally...
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    Gloomhaven

    Well, first game of Frosthaven was this week. Party is Banner Spear, Drifter, Death Walker, and Blinkblade. First scenario is a bit rough. I really hate Shaman in this game, especially when you're undergeared. We saved as many as we could, but it wasnt enough. After that, things got a lot...
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    Post Your Pet

    Pet food is poison. ESPECIALLY Purina.
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    AMC Theatres to Change Movie Ticket Prices Based on Seat Location

    I was dating a gal a few years ago who said we should go see some movie...I dont even remember what it was, some marvel movie. She insisted on sitting in the front row. I think it's a good thing to have those seats....helps you filter out the fucking psychos. I slept the whole time, hence why...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    So happy I rolled horde. Alliance will never not be faggots
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Don't even need to buy shit. I rigged something up with plywood the first year. And then they walked out of the pool, out of the yard and right into traffic.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I get ducks in my pool every year. I think it's the same pair of ducks that just come back to raise new ducklings. Anyway, because the ducks can get out of the pool, but the ducklings can't jump/fly, it's always a goddamned ordeal every single year. Also, ducklings are fast as fuck in the water.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Except the magic wand actually works.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Correct. My girlfriend got it after seeing it a couple of weeks ago because she wanted to try it out. Turns out, it's probably the worst sex toy ever. Does literally nothing. In fact, did less than nothing, and gave her a chore, because I made her stop using that ridiculous shit and do the job...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    In theory it shouldn't be a problem if you're always in dungeons.
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Server down, I got kicked about 45 min ago
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Spoken like someone who has never microwaved bacon. Once you do, you will never go back. Seriously. But, continue being a heathen for as long as you wish. I will continue to have perfectly cooked, perfectly flat bacon in 5 minutes and 30 seconds. The microwave may have been invented solely to...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Yeah, i figured Orgrimmar would be the place for that, but nope, nothing. Stumbled upon a guy with a tent up in Brill and it was kinda cool watching that bar go up. Seems like you gotta be 30ish to get the skill to make tents anyway, because no way you can get to SV at low level anyway, so...
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    Stay at home dad advice

    I stopped playing video games at that point and picked up the guitar. It was something I could do in 2 minute intervals, it gave me a sense of accomplishment, and it's enriching for the kid. My oldest listens to the same music I do, but doesn't play anything, my youngest is in band at school and...
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    Gloomhaven

    GH has kept my gaming group busy for 3 years now. Frosthaven will hopefully live up to the challenge too. You're right, it's a great game, but goddamn is he an insufferable faggot. Almost impossible to listen to. I suspect his brand will crash and burn here real soon as people tire of his...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Microwave it like a real American. Solves all problems. Not curly, no cleanup, house doesn't smell like bacon for 2 days, takes 6 minutes. I thought it was bullshit too, until I tried it. Then my GF thought it was bullshit when she moved in (she's an excellent cook), then she tried it...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    I don't even wanna play wow, but hardcore mode sounds like a hoot.
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    Gloomhaven

    Goddamned finally. 3 guys, we were punching out and sorting tokens and sleeving cards for 3 hours. It's a labor of love, that's for sure.
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    Gloomhaven

    Nah. They skipped the last bi-weekly update. The update before that had zero shipping information (all about the companion app), and someone on Reddit was bitching via email to Cephlophair and they replied with that stat. At this rate, depending on what numbers you use, fulfillment lasts until...
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    Gloomhaven

    Over 2 months since shipping started and America is at 35% fulfillment. This Kickstarter has been a complete fucking shit show. Last thing I ever buy from this fucking retard.
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    Woodworking

    I've got that ear pro. That's about where our similarities end.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Shoop. Original - I also suspect this gif of Donald Rumsfeld may be a shoop as well.
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    Post Your Pet

    I'm at a complete fucking loss. So, tried a week's run of antibiotics, and honestly, it felt like she was getting worse. She didn't wanna move, wasn't interested in eating, shitting sideways. Okay, fine, antibiotics are usually hard on the stomach. Also, she was still pissing herself after a...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The unfortunate part of that is that work caters box lunches from JJs every week for my crew. So in the past 3 years, I've literally eaten miles of fucking JJs. I like them, but I don't wanna go there when work isn't paying for it.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Goddammit, another Quiznos bites the dust. I had cranked up my consumption to help keep the one close to me in business, took a run out there tonight to the place emptied out. Fucking scamdemic killed all my favorite places. The fuck am I gonna eat now? Everything is bad.
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    Post Your Pet

    She made it to 12. 12 years old today. Me getting up twice a night to take her out or the antibiotics have solved the trouble of me mopping. Pretty sure she was old enough to remember snow before it all melted as a puppy, then thought it was the greatest thing ever when it came back when she was...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You guys can just ignore him. Works great because he hasn't said a fucking thing worth reading ever. You might be confused if you only know him as Chuk, but if you remember him as Asstr0, that helps remind you it's fucking pointless reading his shit.
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    Post Your Pet

    I feed everything raw. You don't need to cook for your dog. I just fed her a slab of beef liver this morning because she fucking loves it, and if she is going out, she deserves a good last few meals. You can feed eggs whole in the shell too. They will crunch them straight down.
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    Post Your Pet

    It was actually always cheaper than high end kibble. When she was a pup, pork necks were 99 centa and chicken quarters/legs/drums were 79 cents at Costco. I think you're gonna always come out ahead doing it yourself. A lot of people think it's a ton of work, but it's actually not. Buy a 10lb...