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  1. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My thoughts may be biased, but they're fucking awesome. As one of the few who have been in this situation, theres nothing inherently wrong with it. Adults can make adult choices. You actually have the easy half of this...you're not cheating on anyone, so your conscience can be clear. It's not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Keep banging 20 something's. There's no reason for a man to get married these days and lots of reasons not to. Don't forget that male heir isn't guaranteed. My wife asked after the 2nd girl if I wanted to try again for a boy. My reply? "And be stuck with 3 girls? Not a chance."
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    Vasectomy Inc

    So did mine. I couldn't figure out a way to ask why and how she ended up at a job looking at dicks all day without looling like a creep though.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, I was gonna say something in the other thread, but this is probably the better place for it. I seem to have had the opposite effect with orgasms...mine have become much more intense in effect and duration now. In 75+% of them, I have a second peak after the initial, and all of them last...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds to me like she's covering for something.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Planet 9 would be within our solar system.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    As much as I hate to be that old guy telling the fucking kids to get off my lawn, BB2 really fucked the community up hardcore. Every BB board now is infested with shitheads who really don't understand the game complaining about the wrong things and wanting things "fixed." With how shitty...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It depends on how much of your life is "yours." Can you cook for yourself? Have you figured out how to wash your clothes yet? Can you make a trip to the grocery store successfully? Are you capable of packing a lunch before work? Then what do women bring to your life? Sex. Obviously...
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    Blood Bowl 2

    Dode says stats from BB1 indicate the WE treant saves 1 cas per game. There was a dude in the BB league here that had a monster Rat Ogre who pissed everyone off with it. It's certainly hard to argue with after you see the results. In fact, my avatar came from my match with him. My only...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So she doesn't clean AND she's fucking you in the ass? Rough life, brah.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    It's never happening. If they wanted to make a record, they'd make a record. Instead, Maynard does his own shit, Danny plays at the baked potato every week, Adam draws shit and who the fuck knows what Justin is doing. I'm okay with it though, since the 2 worst concerts I have ever been to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh to work at a workplace where that's an option. At my work, if you can walk, you better be in. So archaic
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Good deal for you. 24 hours later was when the horror started for me. I had mine done on a Monday, and the doc told me it would be a few days, and I'd need a week off of work. I had concert tickets for Saturday, so I figured I'd be good. The pain was so bad by Thursday that I could barely...
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    Vasectomy Inc

    No bored alt here. Real deal.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Best of luck to you. Mine went fucking awful, and it took about a year to recover fully. Even then, I still get a twinge every couple of months that will make me take a knee.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    That's because you're not a goddamned heathen and you actually give a shit about the game.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Fuck this place, I'm done. Not gonna deal with people getting fucking RRP'd for stupid shit and then having to deal with the fact that they can't post in threads while I'm running this fucking league. Adam and Sean can run their own fucking league if that's the shit they wanna pull. It...
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Funkor, ZP, and Skie added to admin list for summer league and stunty. Check your PM's guys.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    He's 70%, it's fucking useless. If he was 50% he'd be worth a box slot. Realistically though, he should have fucking skilled up Loki. Last I checked, Loki is a norse god.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    I sorted out the summer league to have as balanced of divisions as possible in terms of ball handling vs bash. Division 2 is the only weak spot, with 3 agility teams, and that's counterbalanced by the strongest anti agility team out there, dwarves. I apologize to the couple of people who...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I had assumed that CoC was an inside joke right up until I saw the CoC Pekka, and then I knew it was an inside joke. I'm not using a fucking Cock Pecker in my team.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Well, red and green were back to back I think, so no. Well, whatever, burned 2 stones on metals and got my entire dark team to 60+, with Persephone at 80+, so not a complete waste.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Metal Dragons again instead of Sapphires? Jesus fuck, TrollHo.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    New Tourney will be starting as soon as Gav apps his team. I have an extra spot in Stunty if anyone's interested. You'll inherit Makkon's 4-1-4 record and play me this week.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    lol, faggot. I have an extra spot in Stunty to replace Makkon, who dropped due to forcing a baby out his asshole. Or so I'm told.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Gave you guys a draw earlier because it looked like you were trying, just didn't work out.
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    Owning and maintaining an inground pool.

    No resale issues here. I'm not leaving this house until I die. If it were up to me, I'd turn it into a bomb/tornado/fallout shelter, but the wife seems to think it's worth it. Or will be when she actually gets off her ass and done something with it. I am in complete disagreement and feel...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, I don't have the gods for that. Persephone and 4 RK's with a maxed Luci got me to 50k for Hera. But it will still be another great "oh shit" button to have around. Persephone actually in the 80's now, finished up some more pengdras last night.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    My Persephone is 73ish now, over the 2.2 mill XP mark. Planning on going Green/Dark Ceres for mine, toss her into the silly 50khp lucifer teams for the full heal.
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    Owning and maintaining an inground pool.

    Yeah, not trying to dogpile Mkopec here, but there's a big fucking difference between a 54 inch deep above ground $600 dollar pool and this motherfucker that the ducks are currently using as a vacation home because a liner is $6000. One of them is a minor investment that's pretty easy to...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I just don't want you to think that I'm pissed off about you posting in this thread and it turning into some kind of pissing match. I don't care what gear you get and what you talk about in here. If it's relevant to my interests, I'll discuss it with you, and if it's not, I won't.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    League has 13 in and it's set for a max of 16 right now. There's 18 apps via this poll, I know Waxed was late to the party, dunno who the other one was. 18 doesn't work, but 20 does if we get a couple extra. I will say this though, I made this tourney so that people with busier schedules...
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Well, when I was in germany, every time we turned on the hotel TV, it started on the Yule Log channel. So, I mean, that's not all bad.
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    Parent Thread

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. The people you see having serious trouble potty training are waiting until their kids get to the defiant stage. If you catch them early enough, it's 1000 times easier because they want to succeed, not be their own person and ignore what you say.
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    Rent Vs. Buy housing

    Yeah, that has nothing to do with repairs. Thanks for that detailed analysis though.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Well, lets be clear here. I don't care what you post, and in fact, I do skip over most of it because there's really nothing in any of your posts that I feel the need to discuss. What you post doesn't piss me off. This pisses me off. This entire board isn't about discussing guitar stuff. This...
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Free most of the day today, except from 11am to 1pm central.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I asked you when your album was coming out, and you've given zero updates. Not my fault, bro!
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    No, you won't necessarily like BL2 if you liked BL1. I've got 600 hours in BL1 and couldn't even be bothered to finish BL2. It's got a lot of bullshit mechanics that quite simply don't add anything to the game, and they've lost some of the magic. There's no reason I need to manage my ammo to...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, but on the same note, a lot of this "discussion" doesn't happen because it doesn't need to happen. There's nothing to discuss because text about your instrument (and I'm not speaking directly to you, just the discussion at hand) and where you jammed at last...