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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Boy, this dungeon ain't short on the assrape. 10khp and 60% dark resist isn't safe. Chims on the same timer will kill you, and Lilith will kill you if you don't match hearts every turn. This is kinda bullshit. Not sure what team they expect you to bring when 60% resist isn't slow and safe.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Pff, dark/dark hades lead. Fuck yo dps.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    I advanced Stunty. Admin'd one draw, and then Funkor's loss. We'll run it thru next Wednesday and get back on schedule.
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    Blood Bowl

    I didn't say they were competitive, I said they were almost competitiveI don't think I could have done the same with halflings. But, they definitely have a completely unique style that's not skaven and it's not goblins. They're pretty fun, but there's a bit of a learning curve to them and...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Burned zero stones on Poring due to no Highlander, no Berserk, no Kagutsuchi, a Valk I don't give a shit about, and a Golem that very rarely makes it into my team anyway. I've also got 4 succubus/lilith so the utility gained from a lower poison cooldown is minimal. That being said, the 1-2...
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    Blood Bowl

    Not exactly. UW are in a narrow subset of "Almost" balanced teams, that also include Khemri and Vamps. They CAN be competitive, but you've gotta be pretty fucking good with them in order for that to be the case. They're typically just about a half step behind most of the main teams (of which...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, kinda my thoughts too. I've got a Bowmore and a Light one, too bad I can't get any fucking skillups for them. But still, 9 turns is a fuckin helluva lot better than the other options available. Now, if only I could fit both on my team at the same time with other subs worth a shit.
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    Upcoming Games of 2013

    Payday 2 is up on Steam now, set for August release. Stoked.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    exxxx pert. Got the mastering on my alt account already at 15 sta. It's a bargain. What else are you gonna do? Weekend dungeon?
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, Expert is all puddings, no reason to sit and farm master. Plus gravity + lucifer's nuke kills the expert dude.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    It's to maintain the highest possible quality event.
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    Any Lawyers who have dealings with car dealerships?

    Sounds like they didn't pay it on time, and they got accrued interest for the couple of weeks they were dragging their feet. Also sounds like their fucking problem, not yours. Unless you have the title to the car in your possession, it ain't your problem.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Hah, you guys are so cute, needing Dub Myths. I'm up to 15 in my box while I'm farming the last Purple Dub I need for my vampire evolve.
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    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Absolutely, man. This is absolutely the path to another Hitler. I'm not saying it's right, and I'm not saying it's good, but it's definitely what's gonna happen when public sentiment stops feeling that playing nice is gonna accomplish anything for them.
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    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Boy, it'd be real easy to characterize that video as just right wing propaganda not very long ago at all. But it's real hard to ignore the shit that's in it. It's not happening in America, but it sure as fuck is happening in the rest of the "western" world.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Hrm, sounds like I have most of the pieces to make this work now. Not leveled up or anything, but I have them Will have to swap Neptune for a Lilith, and spend a fuckload of time on my Odin, but seems I could manage it.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That's awesome. Mine is 39 from self feedings and he hasn't budged a fucking inch from skill 1. He's pretty boss on my Isis team, but man it's a waste of time trying to skill shit up. Just been burning stones on metal kings. Duke Vampire Lord (from level 4 vamp) and Dark Golem Mk. III...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    After discussing the matter internally, we have determined that in order to ensure and maintain the best quality event possible, we are unable to extend this particular x2 Skill Up event; however, we do still have some good news for you. This is not the last time you will have a chance at...
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    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Well, this certainly steps up the game some. I mean, running a dude down with a car, then jumping out and hacking him to bits for no apparent reason other than "Islam, fuck yeah!" really raises the bar. Maybe it is time to get that conceal & carry shit done. Fucking A.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    So division 1 shaping up to be interesting. The guys who went 7-0 in Season 1 and 2 respectively both got shut the fuck down in their first games of S3. Is it Djay's time to make a run for the gold (only guy left in D1 since the beginning)? Or will we end up with all of us being something...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    Aight, draw it is.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    When's the earliest you guys can play? You're the last game, but with the holiday coming up, and me already extending Stunty, i'm not opposed to giving you guys a couple more days, and hell, give us all a few more days to get this week and next week's game in.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    I'm gonna hold over Stunty till Saturday or Sunday or whenever those last couple are played. there's still 3 games left to be played (one is Funkor, who is outta town, but that's still two). I think at this point we'll be okay with that. I'll make it a 10/11 day thing over 3 weeks if we...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    2x kings on green is bullshit. Spent the whole hour farming metals yesterday, pulled 8 kings. 47 minutes into greens today and I have one. That's about enough of that shit. Too much other shit to be doing on Mask day. Also, thru chaos, light, and green dragon knights, I've managed...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I saw metal dragons pop when I had a full stamina bar today, so I decided I'd max out my fresh vampire lord. 8 kings later I looked him up on PDX. Okay, I guess I'll be maxing that out on the next one then.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Hey Sorrows, when you gonna skill up that Lucifer? That skill looks pretty boss, but 35 turns is just meh. Max that shit out, homey.
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    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    I'm pretty sure it's given out for treason too.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    Yeah, I don't even wanna hear it. Ask Makkon about the fucking ramming his completely unskilled CD's gave my 1700 orc team, to the tune of his only turnover being when he didn't see my diving tackle guy, and me holding the ball at the end of exactly 3 turns. I think the guy had to pick...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That's pretty much it too. I'm convinced that the more $$ you drop on account, the better your rolls are. No IAP? Eat shit Undine and Pierdra, fucker. Spend $50? Here's a nice god. Spend $300? What was it you wanted again?
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    it was rescheduled after they shit the bed yesterday, in various ways.
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    Nah. Works fine no matter what level of activity your dog is at. Mine put on 15lbs this winter from eating the same 2lbs a day she did in the summer, only I'm not walking her when it's 5 degrees outside. Also I'm guessing all the carbs from random baby cookies and shit didn't help either...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    Yeah, fucking retards are playing games with IRC. I don't have the time to set up an alternative, so until we get something new hashed out, I may prolong the match day.
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    IRC Info: irc.uberguilds.org #swampdonkey

    Jane, you ignorant slut.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Is it bad when you're farming the CDK dungeon not for the CDK, but because it's the most reliable place to get masks for your vampire?
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Only one stunty game has been played so far, Addlemixie and I. Rough weekend guys? Gotta hold over the schedule for the memorial day holiday or what's up?
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 3.

    Well, no IRC is gonna complicate shit. 48 hour notice. Gav/Morenfin Phaz/Vycron WW/Xannder ZP/Hedeon Addlemixie/Stupidmonkey Daezeul/Cyrus ZP/Whatsamattau Khalan/Hatorade.
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    Dogs get obese when calories in > calories out. No other mechanism. My dog hangs out in the kitchen when I've gotta butcher chicken for dinner because she gets the fat and/or bones. She sits in the corner quietly and doesn't make a sound. I don't consider that to be begging, or poor...
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    This is more or less what I was getting at. It's the same thing as going to Mexico and getting the shits for a week. It doesn't mean you're allergic to Mexico, it means that your digestive system isn't used to the specific bacteria that is prevalent at that location. All the Mexicans seem...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Fuck that. Everything should come out of a pal egg, with crap weighted higher than gods. Then gods only should come out of REM.