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  1. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Miami probably isnt a defense you want to have your first start against, but if he does well that would be very promising. Then again, Miami blitzes more and does more man to man than anyone else, so it's also possible to gameplan lots of YAC plays with someone like Kamara to create openings for...
  2. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Worst part of this for the 49ers is that if you miss the playoffs, you're back one year on playing Lance to see if he's the answer. Now next year will be Lance's in-play development year, which means you could miss the playoffs next year because young QB's need the reps to improve. And they...
  3. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    This is your normal Ryan Tannehill game. Poor pocket presence and questionable decision making if the first read isnt there. But whenever he actually feels pressure (a crapshoot) and makes it to roll out of the pocket, or his first read is there he's money. It's frustrating because he's gotten...
  4. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Not sure about that. Tannehill isn't helping himself, but the playcalling is shit. Nearly every short play is getting blown up but Tennessee wants to run that anyway. That last drive he got some good plays pushing it down the field.
  5. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Damn they both got blasted. He was playing the ball 100% though.
  6. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Pats winning would actually help Miami's chances but fuck 'em I'll take this instead. Is KC the best team in the AFC again, at least for this week? Can't say its NE anymore giving up 228 yards on the ground.
  7. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    They don't show the test results to anyone I bet. The tests will be reported as negative for high profile players like Brady, even if they aren't. This surge happens right during Christmas week when most people are off, theres no (few?) college games and that means 8 nights of football in 10...
  8. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    They need to stop putting Bears-Packers in primetime slots. The only thing worse than watching big market teams consistently get primetime games is shitty big market teams getting primetime games.
  9. Urlithani

    Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2

    Praise the Emperor. May he live forever!
  10. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    The fact that Miami can suck and can still fuck over New England (beating them wk17 in 2015 to give Broncos #1 seed, wk17 2019 to give Chiefs #1 seed) from time to time is a point of pride for the last decade or so. I was actually more mad at the Bills during this last MNF game than I've been...
  11. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Goat coach, good oline, good running game, good defense. He's not much better than Tua statwise, who is playing behind a historically bad oline with no running game. https://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/stats/mac-jones-tua-tagovailoa.php That's not a knock. As a rookie he's still farther along and...
  12. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Imagine putting 10 guys in the box to stop the run and still get run over every play.
  13. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I'll pull for Buffalo for chaos reasons but I expect NE to win.
  14. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I know this feeling. I cried tears of joy when this happened: Its like dying of thirst in a desert and you find some dirty, muddy water in an oasis; you'll probably look back at it as some of the best water you've ever had.
  15. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I'm betting all tests come back negative, which will be PR of what happens when you take COVID protocols seriously.
  16. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Real talk. My wife and her sister never cared for turkey so my mother in law always made chicken and pork chops. This year my job gave us all a gift card for a free turkey, so they deep fried it. Guess what happens? Fuckin people that never cared for turkey at Thanksgiving all of a sudden are...
  17. Urlithani

    College Football 2021-2022, quest for the Delta MU Championship

    Dude didnt wanna make it to a bowl game where they can be embarrassed in front of even more viewers than usual. 4d chess move right there.
  18. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    The NFL wanted to make sure you spent time with your family and learn what's really important during this holiday season. Putting on a terrible game incentivizes that. *spends 15 minutes with my family* What the fuck NFL why would you do this to me?!?
  19. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    790 million. The Rams. Jeff Fisher. 7-9-0. @Daezuel someone is out to get you.
  20. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I finally get to see the Chargers now that they get a primetime game. I don't see what @Chanur is always complaining about they look pretty goo... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
  21. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I realized the thing I want to see most this season is a leaked video of a Super Bowl party at OBJ's house. Someone is lowkey recording his reaction as Baker leads the Browns down the field to set up a game-winning field goal as time expires.
  22. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    The 49ers 1st round pick next year goes to Miami. Lifelong Rams fan checking in. The previous two statements are totally unrelated.
  23. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I can't sleep and it's not because I'm excited about the win.
  24. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    This is my Super Bowl. I don't care about the 2nd half.
  25. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Not even the great Justin Tucker can avoid being weakened by Miami's greatest weapon: an unstoppable tide of hookers and cocaine flowing into the hotel the visiting team stays at.
  26. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    It was posted on the Dolphins subreddit. Someone somewhere has plotted these charts for a few months now.
  27. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Who's ready to see what happens when a good football team meets a bad one? Well tomorrow night in prime time you're going to get your chance! The line is Baltimore 7.5 at Miami. This is probably way too low but I'm not going to tell people what to do with their money Last 5 matchups: Baltimore...
  28. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Holy fuck that was taunting? He was looking at the Steelers' sideline but his mouth wasn't moving.
  29. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Stafford done goffed again. Every team has a problem. Bears can't get a QB, Dolphins cant get an Oline, 49ers cant stay healthy. QB's turn stupid when they move to play for the Rams.
  30. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Ryan Tannehill is actually a variant pokemon. He broke out once to his stage 2 form. He's going to break out again tonight.
  31. Urlithani

    NBA 2021-22 Season Thread - [Insert Whitty Title Here]

    You're probably right, but they have a chance. Just the feeling from several Mavs fans. Something about Cuban as the owner contributes to Dallas not being as attractive a destination. I don't follow the team but I hear that Cuban can hurt more than he helps it seems. Good point: Send him to...
  32. Urlithani

    NBA 2021-22 Season Thread - [Insert Whitty Title Here]

    I heard the Heat were 5-1, so I listened to the Heat Mavs game last night on the radio. I needed something positive to erase the incompetence of the Dolphins: 1. Heat look really good early on, and Oladipo isnt even back yet. Hard to say how consistent this will be, with Bam and Herro coming...
  33. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Twice a year? Oh no. Jokes on you the Miami Dolphins have been ruining my all my Sundays every year for the last 20+. You'll have to forgive me for not reciprocating in the trash talk or banter, sir. I don't have time to denigrate the Bills when I could be trash talking the AFC East team that...
  34. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Starting to get nervous that Miami isnt going to trade for Watson. I'm just tired of Tua continually failing to coach up the Offensive Line and letting plays like this happen: What did we do to deserve this? Why would Tua do this to our team?
  35. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I'm glad the Bills decided to stop screwing around in the 2nd half. One loss closer to getting rid of Flores and Grier. Brian Flores is Matt Patricia with better Public Relations.
  36. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I was pissed when Miami traded away their 1st round pick and kept the 49ers 1st round pick. Philly is happy with Miami's 1st rounder, Miami is relieved the 49ers 1st rounder will be high, and 49ers are just hosed. Normally I would wish further misery upon the 49ers for draft position, but Miami...
  37. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I hope he goes to Carolina. Miami isnt a QB away from winning anything, and getting Watson will probably buy the current regime another year. I would rather keep the picks and Tua, and reset and rebuild at this point. Flores can go back to NE and I don't really care where the GM Grier goes as...
  38. Urlithani

    NBA 2021-22 Season Thread - [Insert Whitty Title Here]

    Yeah I don't pay much attention until the playoffs, and it's usually on in the background. Not something I pay full attention to.
  39. Urlithani

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Try to look on the bright side about tonight's game: the INT's that are going to be thrown tonight: You could be witnessing NFL history tonight!