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Exactly what a Somali plant would say.

Haven't watched since cocaine pam or so... did they kill off Mallory because the actress died? She was probably my favorite part of the show and I doubt anyone could do Jessica Walters justice in her place.

@Izo What BigPhoenix said, also you actually CAN block with your club if you're 2-handing it. It won't block much damage, but it'll block some. Most human npc's can be backstabbed (with most any weapon). Practice circle strafing around them and as they go to attack, close in on their back and...

Did you read what I said? It ruins your chance to experience it a certain way the first time. And I’m of the belief that that extra experience is very worthwhile. It doesn’t ruin the entire experience.

The whole point of these games is to put on your big boy pants and have an exceptional time unparalleled in the gaming market. You can only experience these games for the first time once. Don't ruin it playing some faggot class who coasts on starter equipment for the first few hours.

I can't say I'm surprised that a liaison team for production of a game got laid off after the game was produced. The rest of the 1100 employees might very well be do-nothing DEI faggots like every other large corporation out there is cutting.

Always wretch. In souls-likes, it's simply the starting state, not a "class." Starting with literally nothing has always felt the best to me in these games, as you get a real sense of accomplishment as you find new equipment.

Turbo cancer?

I still hope I'm wrong that 2024 is going to blow up, but I keep seeing more and more evidence that I'm unfortunately on the right track.

Oh ok, so the predecessors were "Expo" and "Entertainment Expo." Gotcha.

Yeah that's about halfway, although he's the first "real" boss IMO, after him are another 4-5 bosses who are even more ass-rapey. I'm not aware of any way to practice lightning other than dying to Gen a lot. Like I did. My experience was similar to yours, killed his first phase and was like "oh...

So it joins its brothers E2 and E1? What does E3 even mean?

Charity is a concept. The moment we allowed "charity" to be a thing (organization) is the moment charity was 99% corrupted. Money given to "charities" is money wasted. Money/resources *used charitably* can be quite good.

There are two apes but I don’t remember their names. I want to say Guardian is the one in the large outdoor arena with the fallen logs/trees

who?!.meme

Just FYI on the parry spamming, the amount of posture damage inflicted by the parry is proportional to the timing. I found that using the spam tactic worked well for attacks that were tough telegraphs, the easy ones I’d aim for a perfect parry.

Yeah I know, that's why I said 5'7-8" for Hugh.

Nobody, that's why I said what I said. The only thing that could make Hugh a better cast were if he were 5'7-8" or so.

Apart from being 6'2", yes.

I'd assume it's exactly the same as PS5, and that is just fine. 30 minutes of getting used to it and you're good to go. Controller is always slower than mouse/keyboard for certain things, and that's no different. But it's functional and fine.

What the fuck just happened. This was the worst try-hard piece of no-humor garbage I've ever experienced. When within the first 60 seconds they felt the need to spell out and explain all the "jokes" up to that point, I knew I was in for a good time. Didn't laugh one time. -edit- Something...

My interest in that movie is JUST slightly above my interest in a hypothetical Tyler Perry's Madea Meets the Nutty Professor movie. Which is to say I'd pay not to watch it if I had to.

Just wanted to come in here and be a faggot, I'm proud to say I've never played one of these garbage games. "It's just their culture that's the problem!" *proceed to play game basically roleplaying all of the worst parts of "their culture"* godspeed, faggots!

Omg Jackal at 3:00, fucking LOVED that game

Ghosts n Goblins belongs with TMNT and Battletoads in the rage pile.

You have to roll 4d6 (drop lowest) for their stats, and roll hit points for each one. Should probably pick alignments too.

I'd have thought Munger would have been part of Kissinger's 3.

Can confirm it's solid with 3. Never played 4 but it does indeed seem like it would be way too cramped.

Playing Shining Force and Shining Force 2 for the umpteenth time, for research purposes. Two of my all-time favorite games ever, across all genres/platforms. I stumbled across Pirate Software on YouTube thanks to him blowing up a couple weeks back, and a 45 minute spiel of his convinced me that...

Well that’s just fucking absurd. Not sure which is more clownish honestly.

Ok so in the comics Mark gets raped by a viltrumite… and gets pregnant? What the actual fuck? I think I don’t mind if they skip a storyline where a male gets buttraped and pregnant with a butt baby. Too clownish for me.

Have you played it before? I have the trove box and most of the content minus the most recent kickstarter stuff. It’s a fun game, I don’t regret the purchase.

I have no frame of reference for what you just said. Care to use more words?

What’s different?

Poop marker is my fav Still poop!

This shit is boring as fuck

I think the character would be pretty interesting with a bullet lodged deep in her cerebrum.

too late short round, they already killed dr jones

Stole all his tech from genius 16 year old black girl?

I'm fucking sick of Pedro Pascal.