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  1. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    That DPI play was a 49 yard penalty. Fitzpatrick's pass was for 34 yards, plus the 15 yard penalty, making it a 49 yard play.
  2. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    You've gotta be shitting me.
  3. Urlithani

    The Mandalorian

    I think they will eventually do away with the sequel trilogy as an alternate timeline of events, but they will slow roll it out and won't acknowledge that's part of the plan for at least a few years. Do a good job with Luke, Grogu, and the fledgling Jedi academy, and in 5 years even people that...
  4. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Psst. Hey kid. Want a first down on a short yardage play? Over here, at the bottom of the pile.
  5. Urlithani

    The Mandalorian

    Eh, Anakin turned to the dark side because the Jedi tried to divorce their members from their feelings, but never really gave a healthy way to do it. That's why they recruited via younglings; grab them young and indoctrinate them to suppress their feelings. Anakin turned to the dark side because...
  6. Urlithani

    The Mandalorian

    There's actually a lot of room to work around the sequels. - This episode is 9 ABY. Ben destroys the Jedi Academy at 28 ABY. That's 19 years for Luke's first class of students to be trained and graduate. - There are 100 quadrillion sentient beings in the Star Wars galaxy during this era. The...
  7. Urlithani

    The Mandalorian

    I wasn't that animated but I turned to my wife who was playing WoW, and I'm like, "BABE IT'S LUKE MOTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER!" and she's like, "Oh wow. Ok." and goes back to playing. Still geeking out about it. We get to see Luke Skywalker post Return of the Jedi THE WAY HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AND...
  8. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    So Tyreek Hill just burned Jason Fejedelem, a backup safety for Miami who came in because of an injury to a starter. Trivia question: Fejedelem is White and plays in the secondary (CB or Safety). Who is the last white guy to play in the secondary that you remember?
  9. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Holy shit KC. Why are you giving Miami fans hope?
  10. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Damn what a catch by AJ Brown.
  11. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    2 starting LB's out for Miami, and 2 starting RB's got put on Covid list against the Chiefs. This will be fun to watch today.
  12. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I cant wait to watch the Rams decide to pass the ball 30 times and run 5 in the second half while up 17 and averaging 5 yards a carry.
  13. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    You know that game was a shitshow when it's the head coach that is being held back and not the other way around:
  14. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Fitzpatrick in after Tua got rolled on the 6th sack he took today.
  15. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Denver shutting down Miami today.
  16. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Joe Burrow's injury should be a warning for any future top QB prospect: Whatever shitty team is going to draft you to be their franchise QB needs to focus on the O-Line and a running game. If the defense is a sieve for the first couple seasons? So be it; at least your potential franchise QB...
  17. Urlithani

    The Mandalorian

    I see the charm in it as a parent I guess. My boys are 4 and 5. Every day it's "Jesus shit hell you're hungry again/still?"
  18. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Damn nice catch by Thielen.
  19. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    QB says teams are keying in on their plays. Also playing against one of the best coaches ever. Otherwise, Baltimore is an enigma to me. I think they get hyped up because they absolutely dominate bad teams, but get exposed or don't live up to their potential playing tough opponents. It feels...
  20. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I was kind of nervous because of how the Chargers kept it close in all their games, so you knew they were going to crack one eventually. But they didn't this time, and this game didn't really feel like Miami was out of control at any point. Strange to feel that way as a Dolphins fan.
  21. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Jason Sanders is the last kicker in the league not to miss a kick this year I think.
  22. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    This Dolphins-Cards game is awesome, tied at 31.
  23. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Pittsburgh please go up 35-0 at halftime so they switch to another game and prevent most of the nation from having to watch this abomination of a Cowboys team.
  24. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    ESPN article on if the AFC East race is over. Nowhere is safe for Chargers fans, not even in articles outside their division.
  25. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Part of home field advantage for Miami. The stadium is oriented with the home team's bench always in the shade, and the away team's bench is always in the sun for 1pm games. Also, Miami always wears white at home, so the visiting team has to wear their colors. Lastly, I dont know the rules...
  26. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I didn't realize 4 of the 5 Rams' wins are against all the NFC east teams, and the 5th team was Chicago. Maybe they're fool's gold this year (I'm a dolphins fan, I know what fool's gold looks like!). Also it's just a bad matchup defensively. Brian Flores was the defensive coordinator when NE...
  27. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    LMAO THIS RAMS DOLPHINS GAME WTF
  28. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I want to see Johnny Hekker signed to one of those ridiculous Bollywood action movies. The protaganist meets him in passing at the beginning of the film. During the final battle, Hekker shows up to help with a football. He kicks it around, bouncing it off the bad guys heads and killing them like...
  29. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Am I a bad person for secretly hoping theres positive tests for Dallas/Philly so they have to flex it out just in case? Fox has Raiders/Browns, Rams/Dolphins, Saints/Bears, and 49ers/Seahawks. Any of those games would be better.
  30. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I think they just got film on him, and I believe that was the game Seattle had 3 players in the secondary during the course of the game get taken out by injury. It's also the rock/paper/scissors of the league and how the match ups play out. Every team has weaknesses to exploit, but you are...
  31. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    We'll find out next week! If you win: Rams are overrated because the dolphins are an up and coming team but this isn't their year yet. They were 5-11 last year! Besides, they're starting a rookie QB. If you lose: haha jfc you lost to a Miami team that was 5-11 last year and is starting a...
  32. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Any team getting a young QB should prioritize the O-line, and I dont understand why some teams don't. Keeps them healthy, and at least a decent run game will help tremendously.
  33. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    You forgot Buffalo doing whatever the hell they did to only score 18 points on the Jets. Also, the Jets gained 4 yards on offense in the second half. 4. Also Kyler Murray laughing right before throwing a TD when he sees DHop in single coverage.
  34. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    30 yards passing in a single half of football. There's the Cam Newton we all missed.
  35. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Titans can't stop Steelers on 3rd and long. Gonna be a long day for them
  36. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I think they will flex in a Miami game or two if Tua does alright. Watched a bit of Rich Eisen and he brought it up: The QB matchups are very interesting: the rest of the schedule for Miami is Tua vs. Goff, Murray, Herbert, Lock, maybe Darnold, Burrow, Mahomes, Newton, Carr, and Josh Allen...
  37. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Raiders-Bucs might get postponed so it makes sense, even though that would have been a fine game. Titans/Steelers was probably the game CBS protected to keep from getting flexed. Hopefully they will flex out more crappy primetime NFC East games, but sadly I admit I'm part of the problem with...
  38. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I think Tannehill could get a few votes. I don't see Wilson giving up the lead based on his body of work though. Sacks taken in their first 4 seasons: Tannehill - 184, Luck - 115, Wilson - 164. David Carr had 204 sacks in his first 4 seasons. Looking back at the 2012 QB draft class, it's pretty...
  39. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    If you're going to settle for mediocrity, at least roll the dice: You could get Adam Gase, but you could also get a Sean McVay or Mike Vrabel (still time left to prove they can get it done, and can improve, even if you don't think they're good). Andy Reid is the only coach off the top of my head...
  40. Urlithani

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    RAMS ARE SCREWED @Daezuel YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY BUT YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR ANGUS IN TWO WEEKS! But seriously. Despite shutting out the Jets Fitzpatrick still threw 2 mind-bottling INT's, and we didn't convert a single third down all game until Tua came in at the end in garbage time. I'm...