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They look beaten...almost unconscious.

The redskins are essentially tom brady. With one less ring.

2067. After Snyder dies during the cyborg rebellions.

Alright. Injured Tony Romo would still start for most teams. True or false?

Ftfy

Lol. Dude getting soo buttmad about the patriots. They are also doing well this season. How is that possible?

I died when the Canadian parents said that it looked like charlotte and butters were actually falling in "slow Cosby".

Right, but if you adjust for cowboys, that's even

This defense shifting before the snap shit getting brought up by the Steelers is hilarious. Some of polamalus most famous plays are of him doing literally that, and supermanning over the o-line.

Am I the only one who thinks Eli manning looks like Jeb Bush.

I also agree that patriot losses deserve asterisks.

Welp, 1 more for gronk?

This sounds necessary

Is it within league temperature parameters?

Brady 24/28 4 tds. Think the balls deflated?

There we go

Gronk is gunning for 30 tds this season

Not until ESPN releases their 15000 word expose on how they're cheaters.

Dan Connolly would have returned that 70 yards

Steelers killing themselves this game.

Didn't look intentional. But hitting a qb below the knees is a penalty.

30th in yardage, 10th in scoring. Basically 2011-2013

The Michael Jordan's of size

It still amazes me every time brady sneaks it that easily. Its been 15 years of that in short yardage.

I feel like I'm six on Christmas morning and my parents won't let me open presents yet. COME ON.....

I dont follow college football very much, at least until draft season. But if the niners tank, are there any prospects you might want to see as a replacement for Kap?

As a huge fan of Colbert I'm pleased so far. There are certainly weak bits, But go back and watch any of his early Report shows. He has to find the line between keeping his old audience and appealing to the wider variety of people who watch these network shows. He'll find his groove. And he...

Just cut it off and finish the job. Band-aid / duct tape a clove where the old digit was, and in the morning it will have fused into place.

Fuck araysar and his bet avoidance. Can we make this thread about hippos now? Look at this regal beast. He has pride, but doesnt boast. We can all learn something.

Diazapane, how long until you reveal the truth?

Good info. I didnt know that.

We all know that clove suppositories are the most effective.

Six players from the previous roster?

Can they not radiocarbon date the bones? Or is it simply a matter of seeing how far into the layers of Earth the remains are, and that Earth being disturbed? edit - apparently radiocarbon is one word. Although Radio Carbon Date might be my new band name.

Fucking retard. Modern medicine is a web of lies. Garluminism is the only path to true health.

It always throws me off when I see someone with mod powers post one of these pics. I have no horse in this game, but can we establish some kind of rule where these images only get used on a beanable offense? Otherwise this shit gets confusing. Or just establish a universal image for beaning...

Drunk again. Also, old fashioneds go well with anything.

Had this question pop into my head at work earlier, and this seems like the most appriate place for it. Pre-shawed, if you will. Tanoomba, if I self identify as someone who thinks you're wrong, what happens? Is that like dividing by zero?

I feel for you. It must be hard to pine for the days of the Rex Grossman era.

Can we get someone to change his name to Zombie Adam12 until he WizardMeths himself back from the afterscape?