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I for one absolutely fucking despise the "events" in this and D3. So fucking bland, stale, obnoxious, and way too time consuming and slow. Speaking of their fucktarded events, how exactly do you do the "mastery" for the event that's something like "kill soul infused things?" My wife and I can't...

hard skip?

Phase 4 is garbage, 3 ended with End Game and that's where the MCU stops in my house.

Man I love Jason Isaacs but holy hell his character model is a travesty. WTF Larian.

You have a lot of variety in the builders you choose to use to build up your resource to use your spenders. Builder variety is high.

Fuck builder/spender in the ass

Hey what the fuck is a silent chest and why do they sell keys to open them for 20 obols for whites and a chance at a blue? Wife and I were stoked to finally find one in the world after buying keys, and we got 2 whites. What a fucking letdown.

FF4 in particular was fairly annoying with the counters, I agree. I think the status effect complaints are hyperbole though, there are some annoying mobs but it's far from most mobs. In fact the status shit was more annoying for me in FF3 with all the mini/toad shit. Zeromus is a big faggot, I...

1419 minute queue. For the people who have dealt with d4 queues, wut do? Leave it sitting, exit and try again, or just give up for today? Will this login attempt eventually work in awhile when they get shit working or will it count down for 1419 minutes?

I think we goofed giving blizzard our money.

Is that faggot playing a female jogger?

Good ole' Tuesday morning maintenance has become everyday 5pm server dump? Neat.

Let's hear it for always online, amirite?

3p co-op with the multi tap was so fun back then.

Yeah that's when we usually see it. Probably some generic "freedom of movement" effect that gets applied so they don't get stuck somewhere while they're being teleported around.

Oof, the dawn-of-3d era sure is harsh to go back to.

Hmm. I don't think it's simply "unstoppable" as my rogue gains unstoppable when he shadow steps but doesn't ever get that icon. But could very well be related to ignoring cc effects in some way, given what the icon is.

What is that broken chain symbol above their heads? That shows up on my wife's necro's skellingtons and we have no idea wtf it is.

Character creation screen is 100% brown people? Seriously?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding is rather than items with proc effects having their own separate % chance to proc, there's a base global proc chance of 10% (example) tied to your character as a stat. And then there are items that can raise that chance. So if you have an item that...

Wait what? I knew she'd have to log into her battle net account to play, but you're saying it won't let her log into bnet in my D4 until she has her own D4 registered on her bnet?

Respawning mobs/npcs triggers me timbers. I really dislike all of the MMO-ization they've done to the series.

Re-assuring for me, 95% of the reason I'm going to play it is to play couch co-op with my wife. Looking forward to it based on this! I'm one of those rare guys, like you, who actually enjoys playing things with his wife/gf.

Didn't you just retire? Thoughts and prayers, buddy.

Yeah I had to look it up just now because I thought I said this too! I meant the funeral episode, thought it was E10 but I binged S4 so eps 9 and 10 must have run together for me.

Shitty situation man, really sorry for your loss. Truly good friends are a precious resource, it sucks losing one. I'd be curious to know his relationship with his father. As a 31 year old white male, he's at the very top of the list of "people our society is failing." And not just failing, but...

Funny, Pedro has no business being on that list imo. My vote would be Kieran Culkin, I think. I was supremely impressed by his performance throughout, but especially S4E10 obviously.

The big mind-fuck for me is the way it all went down. Everything is normal (within context), then she starts not making any sense, and it's all downhill from there. I know that I would do very poorly with circumstances like that, knowing that I sort of had the opportunity to say goodbye, but not...

What the fuck dude?

Wait what? The overworld is shared multiplayer, so you get to wait on quest mob respawns? Jesus Christ these faggot devs suck. People were severely annoyed with Diablo 3's "always online" horseshit, so they thought "hey why not crank it up to 11?"

Sorry your son is a disappointment bro

I don't think "they" would think that's true...

Yeah it narrowly beat out "Great Leap Forward" and "Final Solution."

What the fuck is this capstone buzzword I keep seeing. Are you guys getting degrees from Diablo University?

Needing to use accessibility settings. Feels bad man.

Is Rajaah in the Tri-State area?

Anyone know a hard skip for this joke?

The only reason I'll end up getting it is the wife wants to couch co-op. If she weren't interested, there's a chance a friend or two could convince me, but I'd more likely pass completely.

Huggely Doodely!

System Shock 2 co-op was the shit, to this day it's one of me and my best friend's favorite game experiences. Was so fucking disappointed that more FPS in the 2000-2010 era weren't co-op (basically zero). Co-op makes (most) everything better if well-implemented.