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  1. Slaanesh69

    Event Horizon (1997)

    A bit of an aside, kind of a discussion of responses to horror movies in general, but when I watched Blaire Witch for the first time I was alone in my apartment at midnight in the dark and it scared the bejeezus out of me. Now, mind you, I am a city boy at heart and terrified of the woods at...
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    Monster Hunter (2020)

    Oh man, I love me some Milla but this is going to blow so bad. I read either one or two fantasy books as a kid where a BMP or something was teleported from a modern war into a fantasy setting and they fought the big bad guy and his army. This reeks of that a bit, but clearly Milla becomes a...
  3. Slaanesh69

    Event Horizon (1997)

    The first time I watched this I was home sick with a fever and this movie fucked me right up. Between the captain holding up his eyeballs to the flashing scenes of body horror when the fight at the core happens at the end, I actually covered my eyes while watching a movie for the first time in...
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    Lost Girls and Love Hotels (2020)

    Okay we are getting into infinite off topic discussion here, and I am responding late, but my personal, anecdotal experience is that the majority of women who have naturally large breasts typically have poorly formed hips and ass for some weird reason. You would think the genetics resulting in...
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    Dune (2020)

    You nerds can nitpick the music and Momoa's cheese factor all you want - this may be the first movie I would actually look forward to SINCE the newest Blade Runner. That trailer was just about all I could have hoped for, and I am now quivering EVEN MORE in anticipation. Yeah, I have become a...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    That's what HE said. Ba dum biiiish. The league needs more players like Kittle. I know it is a QB league, but you gotta pay the players people like to watch and are glue guys on your team. I would pay Kittle. And McCaffrey. Regardless of position. Thinking of fucking Antonio Brown being...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The first Silent Hill movie, another one of my guilty pleasures. Love the siren and triangle head. And Revelation? Simply an abomination.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I have to admit that I actually liked this movie. I didn't put too much thought into the flaws of all the time travel stuff, because who the fuck knows, but Levitt was great (and I am not generally a fan), Emily was delicious, and I thought the ending "And the path was a circle, round and...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Warframe

    Goddammit - my friend got me to play War Thunder. When he suggested it I watched some vids and thought - if I start playing this, I may not play anything else for weeks. And so I logged on last night and played until 2 am and most of today. Good night, sweet prince Warframe, I hardly knew ya...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Poop smell through toilet paper

    I was recently telling my kid of this junior high classmate I had named Blaine who was notorious for scratching his ass crack through his pants and sniffing his fingers. He thought it was hilarious. Blaine, is that you? I never thought you were smart enough to mow lawns let alone become a doctor.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's quite the hog. First Google search image for "That's Quite The Hog": Surprisingly, there is a resemblence.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This is owned by a man, and is a:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    His skin mask is slipping. Kinda like when our fingers get wrinkly, well his fake face is failing. I am still not sure if robot or alien. Edit - Also cool to see the toys that "rich" people get to play with - motorized paddle-board. I put quotation marks on "rich" because that generic term...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Lol I sometimes think I am pretty smart, then I look at actual science and go - uhhhhhhhhhhhh what? I don't get it. What am I looking at? I've really faked my way through life over here......
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    lol
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You should have to pass a fucking test to be able to post anything on the internet.
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    This is the only fucking way I would ever date a vegan - daily blowjobs or handies.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    That team is one Smith leg explosion from mediocrity.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    WAIT. So the corvette is looking more like a Ferrari and one of the Ferrari designs is looking like a corvette? Now Then (2016) But my fav:
  22. Slaanesh69

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I agree. I loved the shit out of Barry Sanders because no matter what amazing moves he did to score, he just handed the ball to the ref. So smooth, so cool. Hill is one weird looking motherfucker, with a neck that looks wider than the top of his head, but that man can run faster than the wind...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Warhammer 40k: Darktide

    The days of warp spiders one hitting your terminators in cover. Squig lanchers! My best paint jobs are Kharne the Betrayer (who usually did as much damage to his own army an allies as the enemies) and Abbadon. I always played the baddies in 40k and fantasy. Loved the miniatures with all the...
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    Warhammer 40k: Darktide

    Because it looks like setting is in a hive city and Space Marines are too good for those hoods. That is Imperial Guard Territory. Not to mention you send Space Marines in to the worst areas of the intergalactic war, not the alleys of the hive city to see if Chaos has taken hold. I haven't...
  26. Slaanesh69

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    for Emily!
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    Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem

    If it means anything, I just played around 10 hours of that Warhammer Chaosbane ARPG that got universally panned, and enjoyed it way more than the current iteration of Wolcen. I may end up putting more hours into what has been called one of the most generic ARPGs ever made than Wolcen. Very sad.
  28. Slaanesh69

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Now I am rustled that I am going to be 60 when mine graduates. Fuck, who am I kidding, he is an empathetic, sensitive, middle class white male - he ain't going to make it. I am TRYING to turn him into a living, walking shitpost but his mother defies me at every turn!
  29. Slaanesh69

    Warframe

    Nice. I haven't gotten to the point of making a "build" with frame and mods/weapons yet, but I have had it in the back of my mind for a bit. Will need it soon/ Perfect!
  30. Slaanesh69

    Warframe

    Yeah, the Raptors. Our current builds still don't have proper damage or dps - I can see that radiation is the key, I will have to check to make sure my primary has that slotted properly. I am running Rhino on bosses so I mostly ignore adds, it is damage I am having issues with. I may run Mag...
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    Warframe

    So small necro - but this has recently become my game of choice. I tried to pick it up a couple of years ago but for some reason I didn't like it. This time it clicked. I think it helps that I have stopped playing my old primary game, PoE - I never gave other games enough attention to get...
  32. Slaanesh69

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I just did this, rolling over into 50. To the thread, when you get into running at 50 and your accessories include knee and ankle tensors. To be fair, I blew an achilles a couple of years ago and I have been anticipating the other going so I protect it dearly......
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I see what you did there........
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I look across the room at the party, and stare deeply into these eyes and Then
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    Summer 2020 Anime Thread

    Yeah, I know, when I searched "anime" I saw all the seasonal threads. I am not a rabid consumer, however, so this page will probably serve me for a while.
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    Summer 2020 Anime Thread

    After watching all of it available to me, I read a bunch of stuff online about the troubles that occurred during the making of it all, about interpretations of the various versions of the ending, etc etc. What a ride, man. That poor kid really got fucked inside out lol. The sheer fact that it...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Summer 2020 Anime Thread

    Awesome. It is sometimes a little touchy to ask recommendations and list your preferences in such a partisan subject lol. Sorry Brahma. I bookmarked this page. Thanks everyone. I actually prefer subtitles to dubbing. I really got into foreign movies a while back (South Korean...
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    The Metal Thread

    Most of what I've listened to on the last couple of pages I would label as "thrash metal". I was brought up on a healthy diet of Iron Maiden and glam rock of the 80's but my tastes moved to the Seattle alternative scene when the Pumpkins and the like emerged. My roots remain in guitar metal...
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    Summer 2020 Anime Thread

    May I just come in here and say, as I officially turned 50 recently, I find myself watching anime instead of movies and standard western television. I haven't been excited at a movie announcement since Prometheus (and looked what that got me), and I don't even turn on my TV anymore if my kid...
  40. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Right. Fox News. Not: